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poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« on: January 25, 2013, 08:26:21 AM »
Time for some Friday morning fun, heading into the weekend.

It's colder than Svalbaard in January here in the Sandhills.

Omaha Steve recently announced he was going to have an operation, but without providing specifics.

The good news about that is that it'll require some rest at home for a while, giving him time to hang around Skins's island, providing the DUmpster with fresh inventory, which'll keep nadin, BillBoobs, and the Bostonian Drunkard from dominating the market, growing old and stale and unsellable.

Variety's good.

I've listed reasonable and credible operations the big guy might be undergoing, but since it's all speculative, one has five votes, not just one.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2013, 08:28:39 AM »
Does one of those describe cranial rectal seperation?

He probably wouldn`t do that though.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2013, 08:32:08 AM »
Quote from: Carl on January 25, 2013, 08:28:39 AM
Does one of those describe cranial rectal seperation?

He probably wouldn`t do that though.

By the way, one can change one's votes.

And this poll involves what sort of operation one supposes the big guy's going to have, not what sort of operation he really needs, which is either stomach reduction or wired jaws.  If he doesn't get that weight down, any other sort of operation would be pretty much pointless.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2013, 08:37:54 AM »
I voted for ..... haemorrhoidectomy.....he'll still be a pain in the ass.

He really needs them all.....a complete overhaul.

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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2013, 08:40:05 AM »
I'm sticking with my initial supposition; hair transfer.  Lobotomy is favored, however.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2013, 08:45:11 AM »
Quote from: whiffleball on January 25, 2013, 08:40:05 AM
I'm sticking with my initial supposition; hair transfer.  Lobotomy is favored, however.

I knew a woman that had a lobotomy for depression.....talk about being crazy.....sheeesh.....the world was better off with her depressed.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2013, 08:47:44 AM »
I went with the most-likely speculations:

shoulder repair
the back, spinal column
heart, cardiac
haemorrhoidectomy
removal of blockage in intestine

I'll bet the farm it's one of those.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2013, 08:48:49 AM »
Maybe he's having his stomach stapled.

Couldn't hurt.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2013, 08:50:07 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 25, 2013, 08:48:49 AM
Maybe he's having his stomach stapled.

Couldn't hurt.

Absolutely.  That's what the big guy should have.

But primitives don't think logically and rationally about such things (or any things).
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2013, 10:51:03 AM »
I think it's for roids.  Anything else, he would have made it public, fishing for sympathy.


Take a moment and just imagine if it was a sex change operation. 
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2013, 11:09:46 AM »
I'm voting shoulder / Rotator Cuff surgery. 

Its a favorite among unionistas

its not particularly invasive, and has damn near a 100% survival rate AND since there is little chance of ever recovering full motion afterward (85% is about as good as it gets) the patient ends up on the SSD fast-track.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2013, 11:12:22 AM »
I voted for the webbed feet.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2013, 11:16:47 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 25, 2013, 11:12:22 AM
I voted for the webbed feet.

He is keeping those -

Its how he paddles through the sewers
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2013, 11:17:51 AM »
Why would he get another lobotomy?

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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2013, 11:22:09 AM »
They're full of shit. So I voted removal of blockage in intestine.....  :popcorn:
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2013, 11:37:29 AM »
Quote from: Firekrakka on January 25, 2013, 11:22:09 AM
They're full of shit. So I voted removal of blockage in intestine.....  :popcorn:

I like your style.  H5.

I voted for shoulder repair, unkink back, nose job, gall bladder out, and other orthopedic.  The first two coupled with the last could all be a result of that car accident (Hell, even the nose job).  The gall bladder would fit his size (body mass).

I think that the lack of description of the procedure means that it's either 1) His fault about the car crash, if they're connected, or 2) Not covered by his insurance.  Let's face it--if someone else was paying for it, don't you think that he'd be at least willing to describe what the insurance company/other driver was paying for?
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2013, 11:39:03 AM »
Removal of blockage - probably a small chinaman
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2013, 11:53:05 AM »
removal of blockage in intestine-I figured it is probably half a dozen of undigested mini-tacos that just will not pass.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2013, 11:54:01 AM »
Quote from: miskie on January 25, 2013, 11:09:46 AM
I'm voting shoulder / Rotator Cuff surgery. 

Its a favorite among unionistas

its not particularly invasive, and has damn near a 100% survival rate AND since there is little chance of ever recovering full motion afterward (85% is about as good as it gets) the patient ends up on the SSD fast-track.

Damn. I had that done and went back to work. It never crossed my mind to get a SSD retirement. :argh:
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2013, 12:00:46 PM »
Brain transplant.




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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2013, 12:02:08 PM »
When it comes to DUmmies, you need to understand that surgery to them is not the same as surgery to normal folk. Same with life threatening illness. Mrs Dawson is a prime example of DUmbass embellishment.

It is something so trivial that most people would raise an eyebrow if he mentioned it. Although I selected 5 possibilities, my real guess is that he's having a wart removed. It will need a single stitch afterwards.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2013, 12:28:20 PM »
I said removal of an intestinal blockage.

He's having his head removed from his ass.   :lmao:
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2013, 12:31:34 PM »
I said other. Marta's making him remove his nuts and she's sewing them in her purse permanently.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2013, 12:41:49 PM »
I have no idea but I hope he is operated on by a doctor who had his/her grades based on social justice in medical school.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2013, 01:01:56 PM »
After looking over all the choices, and keeping in mind the mental state of said place of hang out, I come to the conclusion that a sex change would give him some street cred with the bubble heads and allow him some bragging rights in the current environment.
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