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Offline franksolich

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Re: Nads says hi to us.
« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2013, 09:44:46 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 22, 2013, 09:41:01 PM
Cardboard like? I gave Omaha Steve and Nads a marshmallow coating (on top of their usual marshmallow coating). Sure, they're cardboard underneath, but I had to stay close to their real personae. Good satire requires it.

Flippy Doo's writing is great. Of all the fictional spirit guides, he's the best.

By the way, I'm concerned.

I haven't haunted Skins's island for some days--or perhaps weeks--now, given my weakened condition.

Has the big guy evaporated?  Did poor dear Marta finally bring down the rolling-pin?
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Re: Nads says hi to us.
« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2013, 09:51:59 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 22, 2013, 09:39:47 PM
I have no idea, no idea at all, what possesses him to think that look is "cool."



Well Frank if he thinks it makes him look more manly like he was this guy,



or this guy


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Re: Nads says hi to us.
« Reply #27 on: January 22, 2013, 10:01:21 PM »
In one of the deleted posts he called nadin a pedantic little pumpkin, cracked me up.
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Re: Nads says hi to us.
« Reply #28 on: January 22, 2013, 11:13:19 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 22, 2013, 09:44:46 PM
By the way, I'm concerned.

I haven't haunted Skins's island for some days--or perhaps weeks--now, given my weakened condition.

Has the big guy evaporated?  Did poor dear Marta finally bring down the rolling-pin?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022242582

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022243037

It's nothing interesting but he's still around.

Hope you feel better soon.
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Re: Nads says hi to us.
« Reply #29 on: January 23, 2013, 12:45:49 AM »
She wants our attention,still upset she didnt make DOTY for 2012.

Keep up the good work nads!
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Re: Nads says hi to us.
« Reply #30 on: January 23, 2013, 03:15:05 AM »
Quote from: jukin on January 22, 2013, 08:51:52 PM
Sure is funny to see one of the most deluded DUches about her own intelligence get concerned with people of twice her IQ.

Actually that's not true.  It's much, much higher than that.

Mathematically, double of NOTHING is still NOTHING.

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Re: Nads says hi to us.
« Reply #31 on: January 23, 2013, 03:39:02 AM »
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nadinbrzezinski (115,279 posts)    Tue Jan 22, 2013, 10:15 PM

5. You can have them.

My parrots have far better manners for starters, and they don't do creative fiction writing...the likes of which is impressive. If theirs were not so bad and cardboard like...

I've just woken up so maybe my reading comprehension is not yet up to speed, but I don't really know what in the hell its talking about.

It looks as if she thinks that her parrots are starters, but the parrots have far better manners than other starters. I suppose this means the parrots, unlike most starters, don't constantly roll around on the floor laughing at her stupidity. I guess she doesn't realize that they do laugh at her. They just do it behind her back. It also appears that her parrots do NOT do creative fiction writing, but the creative fiction writing that the parrots don't do is impressive. At least it would be impressive if it wasn't so bad and cardboard like.

Nads, if you're reading this, don't feel bad that your parrots don't do creative fiction writing. Don't take a riffle to them. They haven't crossed the Rubicon. Maybe their fear of global climactic change is stifling their creativity. Or it could be that instead of creative fiction writing they want to write hard nooos like you and I. Even if they have no writing ability whatsoever, the fact that you write for the East County whatever should give them hope that they too can get a job pretending to be a journalist.

Oh, and suffice it to say, don't let them think that because they are birds they can't get a writing job. I'm part pigeon, and I'm writing for the Conservative Cave Gazette. While the Conservative Cave Gazette has about three less readers than your East County whatever, we still put out some crunchy nooos.

Just tell them to know the script, connect the dots, spot the trends.
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Re: Nads says hi to us.
« Reply #32 on: January 23, 2013, 04:40:13 AM »
Nads and Wee Willie...a match made in Heaven. Its a romance that was destined to be.
Just like Twilight, they are two blood sucking leeches that sparkle in the light.

Will "24" Pitt. Coauthor (with a pedophile) of a pretend best selling book, and unpaid journalist.
Nads. Brilliant unpaid journalist who's so smart she knows everything except how to use the spell checker built into every DU reply.

Their love was legendary. and they fight crime!
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Re: Nads says hi to us.
« Reply #33 on: January 23, 2013, 04:43:35 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 22, 2013, 08:44:19 PM
Good catch.  I guess typing "spelunking" correctly was too much for her this time.

Heh....it'd better be careful with the remaining micro-grams of grey matter.

Quote from: FlippyDoo on January 23, 2013, 03:39:02 AM
I've just woken up so maybe my reading comprehension is not yet up to speed, but I don't really know what in the hell its talking about.


Neither does it.

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nadinbrzezinski (115,279 posts)    Tue Jan 22, 2013, 10:15 PM

5. You can have them.

My parrots have far better manners for starters, and they don't do creative fiction writing...the likes of which is impressive. If theirs were not so bad and cardboard like...

*sigh*  Still confused?  No surprise.  Let me try to explain this.

WE. ARE. HERE (not hear). TO. LAUGH. AT. YOU.

The most serious things you post in (D)Ummyland are frigging hilarious.  Notice all the:   :rotf: :rotf: :rofl: :rofl: :-)  :lmao: ?

Hell, my dog understands it.  He's looking over my shoulder trying to get me to use a few more emoticons.

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Re: Nads says hi to us.
« Reply #34 on: January 23, 2013, 04:44:33 AM »
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Re: Nads says hi to us.
« Reply #35 on: January 23, 2013, 04:46:39 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on January 23, 2013, 04:40:13 AM
Nads and Wee Willie...a match made in Heaven. Its a romance that was destined to be.
Just like Twilight, they are two blood sucking leeches that sparkle in the light.

Will "24" Pitt. Coauthor (with a pedophile) of a pretend best selling book, and unpaid journalist.
Nads. Brilliant unpaid journalist who's so smart she knows everything except how to use the spell checker built into every DU reply.

Their love was legendary. and they fight crime!

And teamed together they both might....might be able to open a child proof bottle, maybe.
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Re: Nads says hi to us.
« Reply #36 on: January 23, 2013, 04:56:14 AM »
Quote from: Randy on January 23, 2013, 04:46:39 AM
And teamed together they both might....might be able to open a child proof bottle, maybe.

....with a hammer and a trip to the ER.
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Re: Nads says hi to us.
« Reply #37 on: January 23, 2013, 05:16:51 AM »
She is bitter about losing to a nobody in the DOTY award.    Ben Affleck has nada nothing on Nads. 


 :bawl:
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Re: Nads says hi to us.
« Reply #38 on: January 23, 2013, 06:02:54 AM »
Just so you'll understand why I read the DUmpster, Nadin, I'll put it in terms to which you can relate.

You know in the summer, when you take the part time job with the carnies, and you go around from town to town setting up carnivals, and they put you in a tent all day?

 You know how people line up to pay a dollar to see a real Oompa-Loompa?

And then they come into your tent, expecting a song and dance, and you just give them made up stories about your paramedic days in Mexico helping to fight the cartels with a slingshot and a tube of toothpaste?

And then the people leave, saying, "man, that sucks, I want my dollar back"?

Yeah...it's like that.
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Re: Nads says hi to us.
« Reply #39 on: January 23, 2013, 06:07:16 AM »
Quote from: Jasonw560 on January 23, 2013, 06:02:54 AM
Just so you'll understand why I read the DUmpster, Nadin, I'll put it in terms to which you can relate.

You know in the summer, when you take the part time job with the carnies, and you go around from town to town setting up carnivals, and they put you in a tent all day?

 You know how people line up to pay a dollar to see a real Oompa-Loompa?

And then they come into your tent, expecting a song and dance, and you just give them made up stories about your paramedic days in Mexico helping to fight the cartels with a slingshot and a tube of toothpaste?

And then the people leave, saying, "man, that sucks, I want my dollar back"?

Yeah...it's like that.
I though Nads was the one that bit the chicken heads off...
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Re: Nads says hi to us.
« Reply #40 on: January 23, 2013, 06:21:41 AM »
Quote from: formerlurker on January 23, 2013, 05:16:51 AM
She is bitter about losing to a nobody in the DOTY award.    Ben Affleck has nada nothing on Nads. 


 :bawl:

She had better step it up since TiT is back.  This could shape up to be a DOTY battle for the ages if TiT isn't PPRd and the bullies don't chase nads away.
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Re: Nads says hi to us.
« Reply #41 on: January 23, 2013, 06:23:26 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on January 23, 2013, 06:07:16 AM
I though Nads was the one that bit the chicken heads off...

Why would a DUmmy do that? Every DUmmy knows that is unacceptable and cruel even though they also believe that it is acceptable to mangle an unborn baby to death.
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Re: Nads says hi to us.
« Reply #42 on: January 23, 2013, 06:26:15 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on January 23, 2013, 06:07:16 AM
I though Nads was the one that bit the chicken heads off...

In nadin's defense, she only bites the heads off of chickens if the chickens make her feel intellectually inferior. Okay, I admit that means that she's always biting the heads of chickens, but it's not part of her act.
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Re: Nads says hi to us.
« Reply #43 on: January 23, 2013, 07:09:08 AM »
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Re: Nads says hi to us.
« Reply #44 on: January 23, 2013, 07:37:43 AM »
Nads...do yourself and the whole wide world a favor.  Take an english as a second language writing skills course.  Right now, the only people that take you seriously are the same ones debating the meaning of the word "string."
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Re: Nads says hi to us.
« Reply #45 on: January 23, 2013, 07:50:40 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on January 23, 2013, 07:09:08 AM


Rats.

I was hoping this cross-board conversation would go on for a while yet.
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Re: Nads says hi to us.
« Reply #46 on: January 23, 2013, 08:00:19 AM »
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on January 23, 2013, 06:21:41 AM
She had better step it up since TiT is back.  This could shape up to be a DOTY battle for the ages if TiT isn't PPRd and the bullies don't chase nads away.

You just may be right.

It could evolve into something epic.
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Re: Nads says hi to us.
« Reply #47 on: January 23, 2013, 08:12:05 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on January 23, 2013, 06:07:16 AM
I though Nads was the one that bit the chicken heads off...

No, no, no...she's the bearded lady--only uglier.
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Re: Nads says hi to us.
« Reply #48 on: January 23, 2013, 08:17:58 AM »
Moving targets draw attention.
Really stupid moving targets draw more.
Stupid gNads, stupid wilburrrr.
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Re: Nads says hi to us.
« Reply #49 on: January 23, 2013, 03:39:56 PM »
Quote from: Skul on January 23, 2013, 08:17:58 AM
Moving targets draw attention.
Really stupid moving targets draw more.
Stupid gNads, stupid wilburrrr.

I took a seldom done trip to DU to see what my Evil twin sister is up to. I forgot to bring the wig and business suit I got for her at Goodwill.

Monday she started a FIRE it seems as the responses to her post were tremendous.  I did not read them all but Nads is not all that bad, something of a traditionalist, and somewhat religious, am I ever glad Mother gave her up for adoption an kept me.
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