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Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
« on: January 22, 2013, 06:59:21 PM »
Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
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Officers said the children went to her door in Pinner, north west London, on 12 January claiming their pet rabbit had escaped into her garden.

Rabbits are used to commit crimes. Filthy corrupting beasts. :argh:
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Re: Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2013, 07:04:06 PM »
Rabbits don't hurt people; people hurt people.
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Re: Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2013, 07:07:37 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on January 22, 2013, 07:04:06 PM
Rabbits don't hurt people; people hurt people.

Rabbits corrupt humans.
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Re: Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2013, 07:15:42 PM »
A rabbit attacked Jimmy Carter so they cannot be 100% evil.
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Re: Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2013, 07:21:21 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on January 22, 2013, 07:07:37 PM
Rabbits corrupt humans.
Your propaganda is corrupting people.
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Re: Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2013, 07:30:49 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on January 22, 2013, 07:21:21 PM
Your propaganda is corrupting people.

Rabbits corrupt people starting with children. Children are indoctrinated with garbage that dooms the human race.
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Re: Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2013, 07:34:07 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on January 22, 2013, 07:30:49 PM
Rabbits corrupt people starting with children. Children are indoctrinated with garbage that dooms the human race.

The Disney channel? Make up your mind! What is corrupting our children rabbits or the Disney channel?
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Re: Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2013, 07:35:54 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on January 22, 2013, 07:34:07 PM
The Disney channel? Make up your mind! What is corrupting our children rabbits or the Disney channel?

Disney Channel is a plot by bunnies as rabbits control the media and monetary system.
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Re: Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2013, 08:03:41 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on January 22, 2013, 07:35:54 PM
Disney Channel is a plot by bunnies as rabbits control the media and monetary system.

No its not. Disney is run by Walt Disney's head. Only reason why disney world is in Florida is because he feeds on Cuban children.

We control Universal.
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Re: Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2013, 08:34:56 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on January 22, 2013, 08:03:41 PM
No its not. Disney is run by Walt Disney's head. Only reason why disney world is in Florida is because he feeds on Cuban children.

We control Universal.

Lies and more lies. Rabbits control all the media.
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Re: Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2013, 07:54:55 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on January 22, 2013, 08:34:56 PM
Lies and more lies. Rabbits control all the media.

Just who are these evil wabbits you're so obsessed with?  They must be the evil elite behind the MSM conspiracy to brainwash humanity and force them to drink the koolaid and bow down to evil government dictators by and through the individual mandate and progressive polices.  :rotf:

Only God knows who these evil wabbits truly are for they lurk and skulk about in sheeps skin pretending to defend our Constitutional rights while at the same time support those progressives working to shred the Constitution, the 2nd amendment and strip us of our rights as free people under God and not government.  Who could these "evil wabbits" possibly be?!!  Damn them to hell...yes indeed Ptarmigan...damn them all straight to hell!  :wink:
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Re: Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2013, 01:58:02 PM »
Quote from: Teri on January 23, 2013, 07:54:55 AM
Just who are these evil wabbits you're so obsessed with?  They must be the evil elite behind the MSM conspiracy to brainwash humanity and force them to drink the koolaid and bow down to evil government dictators by and through the individual mandate and progressive polices.  :rotf:

Only God knows who these evil wabbits truly are for they lurk and skulk about in sheeps skin pretending to defend our Constitutional rights while at the same time support those progressives working to shred the Constitution, the 2nd amendment and strip us of our rights as free people under God and not government.  Who could these "evil wabbits" possibly be?!!  Damn them to hell...yes indeed Ptarmigan...damn them all straight to hell!  :wink:

Apparently Sgt. Snuggle and I are the evil ones, but he is the true aggressor.
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Re: Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2013, 03:09:10 PM »
This whole thing is pretty hary.
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Re: Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2013, 06:21:00 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on January 23, 2013, 03:09:10 PM
This whole thing is pretty hary.

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Re: Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2013, 06:23:03 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on January 23, 2013, 01:58:02 PM
Apparently Sgt. Snuggle and I are the evil ones, but he is the true aggressor.

I could never believe that, you're both too cute...  :)
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Re: Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2013, 07:03:44 PM »
Quote from: Teri on January 23, 2013, 07:54:55 AM
Just who are these evil wabbits you're so obsessed with?  They must be the evil elite behind the MSM conspiracy to brainwash humanity and force them to drink the koolaid and bow down to evil government dictators by and through the individual mandate and progressive polices.  :rotf:

Only God knows who these evil wabbits truly are for they lurk and skulk about in sheeps skin pretending to defend our Constitutional rights while at the same time support those progressives working to shred the Constitution, the 2nd amendment and strip us of our rights as free people under God and not government.  Who could these "evil wabbits" possibly be?!!  Damn them to hell...yes indeed Ptarmigan...damn them all straight to hell!  :wink:

The rabbits that wage war against ptarmigans and are the evil elite behind the MSM conspiracy to brainwash humanity and force them to drink the Kool-Aid and bow down to evil government dictators by and through the individual mandate and progressive polices. They are behind every evil things in the world. The Great Ptarmigan Rabbit War was extraordinarily bloody and many humans were killed along with ptarmigans. In fact, the Neanderthals were wiped out because of the war. Also, a large portion of modern humans were killed. Rabbits doom humans. Wake up and hear the truth!
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Re: Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2013, 07:17:32 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on January 23, 2013, 01:58:02 PM
Apparently Sgt. Snuggle and I are the evil ones, but he is the true aggressor.

Rabbits are the aggressors, while ptarmigans and humans are the victims.
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Re: Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2013, 07:36:51 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on January 23, 2013, 07:17:32 PM
Rabbits are the aggressors, while ptarmigans and humans are the victims.

Need I remind you of the Ptarmigan invasion of 1386? They sodomized our horses and rode off on the women!
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Re: Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2013, 08:30:52 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on January 23, 2013, 07:36:51 PM
Need I remind you of the Ptarmigan invasion of 1386? They sodomized our horses and rode off on the women!


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Re: Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2013, 10:05:04 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on January 23, 2013, 07:36:51 PM
Need I remind you of the Ptarmigan invasion of 1386? They sodomized our horses and rode off on the women!

Keep deluding yourself with those lies. It was the Rabbid Invasion of 1386. A very bloody war.
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Re: Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2013, 10:09:01 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on January 23, 2013, 10:05:04 PM
Keep deluding yourself with those lies. It was the Rabbid Invasion of 1386. A very bloody war.
So you don't deny what you did to our horses and women.


And he calls rabbits the evil ones.
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Re: Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2013, 10:21:40 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on January 23, 2013, 10:09:01 PM
So you don't deny what you did to our horses and women.


And he calls rabbits the evil ones.

I can't decided which one tastes better.
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Re: Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2013, 10:30:01 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on January 23, 2013, 10:09:01 PM
So you don't deny what you did to our horses and women.


And he calls rabbits the evil ones.

Ptarmigans never did any of those evil things. It was rabbits. Rabbits are evil.
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Re: Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2013, 06:25:24 AM »
Rabbits are responsible for Julia Stiles.  The End.
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Re: Elderly woman attacked in home after rabbit hoax
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2013, 10:39:19 AM »
Yes, but have you ever seen a rabbit mounted like a Ptarmigan?
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