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Offline Schadenfreude

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Beg needs a 'cracka'
« on: June 04, 2008, 08:24:22 PM »
As you can see, I have a new custom title. BEG would like a special something title with 'cracka' in it.

I suggested a cannibalism title, but she would have nothing of it. She simply does not find eating human flesh amusing.

So I suggested.... "once you go cracka, you never go backa"

Come on guys, show your creativity and wit and win BEG's heart at the same time.... Suggestions?
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Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2008, 08:31:26 PM »
This is great.....


"Crack you, f*cker man"  ??


or maybe "Crack you, F*cka man!"
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Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2008, 08:35:27 PM »
"Eschew Obfuscation"?

"I stopped eating clowns -- they taste funny"?
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Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2008, 08:37:20 PM »
Nothing could be fina then to have a cracka your va..



Probably not huh.

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Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2008, 08:40:31 PM »
Nothing could be fina then to have a cracka your va..



Probably not huh.

Carl! I have never seen you so frisky.... behave.  :lmao:
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Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2008, 08:41:11 PM »
"Eschew Obfuscation"?

"I stopped eating clowns -- they taste funny"?


I told my daughter the one about the cannibal dumping his girlfriend.  :lmao:
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Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2008, 08:44:51 PM »
Nothing could be fina then to have a cracka your va..



Probably not huh.

Carl! I have never seen you so frisky.... behave.  :lmao:


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Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2008, 09:13:32 PM »
How about, "I'm so crispy..."?
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Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2008, 09:28:05 PM »
Nothing could be fina then to have a cracka your va..



Probably not huh.

Carl! I have never seen you so frisky.... behave.  :lmao:



It would be so cool if his avatar reflected the RL bottle.  It would look like this:



At this moment, I am thinking he has the Bottle of Dorian Gray.
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Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2008, 09:33:39 PM »
As you can see, I have a new custom title. BEG would like a special something title with 'cracka' in it.

I suggested a cannibalism title, but she would have nothing of it. She simply does not find eating human flesh amusing.

So I suggested.... "once you go cracka, you never go backa"

Come on guys, show your creativity and wit and win BEG's heart at the same time.... Suggestions?
"Everything tastes better on a Ritz.  Gooood cr*cker.  Good cr*cker" - Andy Griffith
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Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2008, 09:50:02 PM »
These are good, I think BEG will be pleased.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2008, 09:56:39 PM »
These are good, I think BEG will be pleased.  :evillaugh:

If I can please you, I should be able to please BEG.

;)
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Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2008, 10:20:02 PM »
These are good, I think BEG will be pleased.  :evillaugh:

If I can please you, I should be able to please BEG.

;)

Don't be so sure, I'm very demanding.

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Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2008, 10:33:54 PM »
These are good, I think BEG will be pleased.  :evillaugh:

If I can please you, I should be able to please BEG.

;)

Don't be so sure, I'm very demanding.

I would never suggest you are easy, by any means.  But it doesn't mean I can't be hard.

;)
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Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2008, 11:00:51 PM »
WHATCHA TALKIN BOUT CRACKA?!?

w/ your new avatar:


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Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
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Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2008, 11:06:26 PM »


BEG -- you have GOT to grab that for your sig line (please don't replace your pic avatar).
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Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2008, 11:14:27 PM »
There, I did it.  :p

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Re: Beg needs a 'cracka'
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2008, 11:17:05 PM »
There, I did it.  :p

Perfecto dearest darling!
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