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1DumbBlackGuy Submits Entry for the Ben Dayho Award
« on: January 18, 2013, 11:28:12 AM »
...aka The Bennie, for Outstanding Achievement in Bouncy Stories:


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A Karmic Moment?


This morning as I was driving into work, I pulled out behind one of those huge six-wheeled Pick-up trucks that was lifted so high, you would need a ladder to climb into the cab. It was covered with "NoBama", "Take Back America", "Annoy a Liberal", NRA, and American Flag bumper Stickers.

Well, the traffic slowed to a crawl, this obviously annoyed the guy in the Pick-up as I could see him gesturing wildly. As we approached the intersection, I could see why the traffic had slowed; there was an older model station wagon, stalled smack dab in the middle of the intersection. I sat through two lights, as drivers drove around the vehicle. When I got to a pull off point, I pulled over and started walking to the Station Wagon; I decided to help push the vehicle out of the intersection. I noticed that three other people were walking towards the car, as well.

When I got to the Station Wagon, I saw an "older" woman (in tears), with two young children (her grand-children that she was caring for, as her daughter had dropped them off and "disappeared"); but disturbingly, there appeared to be evidence that these "commuters", very well may have been living out of the vehicle ... there were plastic bags full of clothes, empty fast-food bags, and a couple of jugs of water and toys, in the back.

After we pushed the vehicle out of the intersection and to the side of the road, we began talking to the woman. It turns out she had, in fact, been living out of the car; but had recently gotten a job, that she was on her way to, for her second day. (That was the real source of her distress ... that she would be late to work and lose her job).

As fate would have it, one of the people that helped push the vehicle out of the intersection owned an auto repair shop and called to have the vehicle towed to the shop. He told her that he would get the vehicle running, and when the woman protested saying, "I have no money", the repair shop owner said with a smile, "Just pay me whatever you can afford ... I'm trying to get into Heaven and have plenty of ground to make up!" What's more, the woman that had stopped to help push offerred to give the woman a ride to work; but, incredibly, she owned a daychild center and offerred to take in the two grand-children, "for as long as she needed", again saying, "Pay me whatever you can afford." I, then, reached into my pocket and handed her all that was in it ... about $250.00 ... and told her that maybe she could use it to get a good meal and maybe get a room for a couple nights.

Now the woman was in full-out bawling-mode. To be honest, I felt guilty in that I had nothing to offer this family in distress other than money.

Back to Mr. Big Pick-up Guy ...

As I initially passed Mr. Big Pick-up truck Guy, he had his window down yelling all sorts of profanities at the driver of the stalled car (not that she could hear him at that distance, or over the blaring of The garrett lewis (rightwing radio) Show. As he drove passed us pushing the vehicle, he sped past with a single finger out the window, yelling "kept that piece of sh!t off the road; but worse, he nearly missed hitting those of us pushing.

As I continued my commute, I felt pretty good that total strangers had interrupted their routine commute to aid another stranger ... all was right with the universe; I also, couldn't help think how big an a$$hole Mr. Big Pick-up Guy was.

Then an amazing thing happened, I looked up at saw Mr. Big Pick-up Guy, standing on the side of the road ... next to his vehicle ... that was wrapped around a telephone pole.

Then it came to me: Focus on the good and decent folks ... Don't concern yourself with the a$$holes of the world. The universe has got this!
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Ever notice how no liberal in peril ever has a single experience that isn't attended by a boorish conservative?
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Re: 1DumbBlackGuy Submits Entry for the Ben Dayho Award
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2013, 11:37:56 AM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on January 18, 2013, 11:28:12 AM
...aka The Bennie, for Outstanding Achievement in Bouncy Stories:


Submitted without comment. Enjoy the fiction, my friends.

Ever notice how no liberal in peril ever has a single experience that isn't attended by a boorish conservative?

This is all their stories amount to:

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Re: 1DumbBlackGuy Submits Entry for the Ben Dayho Award
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2013, 11:47:40 AM »
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Re: 1DumbBlackGuy Submits Entry for the Ben Dayho Award
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2013, 11:54:50 AM »
Oh dear lord, complete FAIL. ::)

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Re: 1DumbBlackGuy Submits Entry for the Ben Dayho Award
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2013, 11:59:57 AM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on January 18, 2013, 11:54:50 AM
Oh dear lord, complete FAIL. ::)





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Re: 1DumbBlackGuy Submits Entry for the Ben Dayho Award
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2013, 12:05:41 PM »
An auto repair store owner, a daycare center owner, and a black guy with $250 in cash walk into a bar.....

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Re: 1DumbBlackGuy Submits Entry for the Ben Dayho Award
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2013, 12:14:08 PM »
Ben Dayho

Ahh, good times.
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Re: 1DumbBlackGuy Submits Entry for the Ben Dayho Award
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2013, 12:18:15 PM »
And these idiots actually think people should take their opinions seriously. :mental:
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Re: 1DumbBlackGuy Submits Entry for the Ben Dayho Award
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2013, 12:18:42 PM »
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a daycare center owner
 No, it's a daychild center.  

I have no patience to row over and see the DUmb****s lap it up.  

That was an embarrassment.  
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Re: 1DumbBlackGuy Submits Entry for the Ben Dayho Award
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2013, 12:24:41 PM »
Quote from: Karin on January 18, 2013, 12:18:42 PM
 No, it's a daychild center.  

I have no patience to row over and see the DUmb****s lap it up.  

That was an embarrassment.  

To be fair I don`t think a lot are buying it but never underestimate the sheer stupidity that always bubbles up.

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16. we need more 'pay what you an afford.'

Yep,the economy will be roaring in no time with that.
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Re: 1DumbBlackGuy Submits Entry for the Ben Dayho Award
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2013, 03:16:43 PM »
I rowed over.  They all bought it.  All but one...  He made some of them cry and cry... :bawl:

1DumbBlackGuy was sitting there at his thread, hitting refresh every 15 seconds, to reply to all who visited.   :loser:
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Re: 1DumbBlackGuy Submits Entry for the Ben Dayho Award
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2013, 03:20:25 PM »
Quote from: Karin on January 18, 2013, 03:16:43 PM
I rowed over.  They all bought it.  All but one...  He made some of them cry and cry... :bawl:

1DumbBlackGuy was sitting there at his thread, hitting refresh every 15 seconds, to reply to all who visited.   :loser:

It's been so long ago now I had to look it up.

He was #14 Top DUmmie of 2012; maybe he'll crack the top ten this year, and maybe it might be good to resurrect the best bouncies award.
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Re: 1DumbBlackGuy Submits Entry for the Ben Dayho Award
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2013, 03:29:57 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on January 18, 2013, 11:47:40 AM


 :lmao:  That was such a bullshit story.  Man!
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Re: 1DumbBlackGuy Submits Entry for the Ben Dayho Award
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2013, 03:39:15 PM »
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Oh God, PLEASE let them start a Bouncy forum. PLEASE.
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Re: 1DumbBlackGuy Submits Entry for the Ben Dayho Award
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2013, 03:39:46 PM »
$250 ??????......probably more like a quarter.
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Re: 1DumbBlackGuy Submits Entry for the Ben Dayho Award
« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2013, 03:41:10 PM »
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This morning as I was driving into work

All that's needed is the first sentence - you'd think he'd wait before pulling out the tells.
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Re: 1DumbBlackGuy Submits Entry for the Ben Dayho Award
« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2013, 03:53:56 PM »
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A Karmic Moment?


This morning as I was driving into work, I pulled out behind one of those huge six-wheeled Pick-up trucks that was lifted so high, you would need a ladder to climb into the cab. It was covered with "NoBama", "Take Back America", "Annoy a Liberal", NRA, and American Flag bumper Stickers.

1strongblackman, I hope you don't mind if I give you some Bouncy pointers. Oh! You do mind? Too bad because I'm 1StrongFictionalSpiritGuide.

Just joking about the above. I really have no smell whatsoever. Unlike the DUmmie poster I suppose.

When you fabricate a story that is intended for BouncyTale scoring (as you've done here) you really should begin it with 'so'. That's a classic entrance that never gets old. You did do a good job creating the pick-up truck, but you should have made it also have some sort of Confederate battle flag sticker that says either 'Lee surrendered, but I didn't' or 'these colors don't run'. You can just call it a Confederate flag sticker because we understand that liberals don't know the difference between the Confederate flag and the Confederate battle flag. You should also describe the truck driver as unshaven and either have him spitting tobacco juice out the window or (my pick for the situation you created) have tobacco spittle dripping down his chin.
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Re: 1DumbBlackGuy Submits Entry for the Ben Dayho Award
« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2013, 04:40:36 PM »
The story has to be bullshit. How is it possible during this roaring economy that our lord and savior, Barrack Hussein 0bama, mmm mmm mmm, has bestowed on us that anyone could be living in their car? This only ever happens when a repuke is president.

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Re: 1DumbBlackGuy Submits Entry for the Ben Dayho Award
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2013, 05:38:23 PM »
Quote from: Carl on January 18, 2013, 12:18:15 PM
And these idiots actually think people should take their opinions seriously. :mental:

But they work so hard to make them up.

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Isn't this the guy who constantly wants to kill/beat-up rethuglicans?


Thought so.
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Re: 1DumbBlackGuy Submits Entry for the Ben Dayho Award
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2013, 05:57:51 PM »
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A Karmic Moment?


This morning as I was driving into work, I pulled out behind one of those huge six-wheeled Pick-up trucks

...blah blah blah...

Back to Mr. Big Pick-up Guy ...

As I initially passed Mr. Big Pick-up truck Guy, he had his window down yelling all sorts of profanities at the driver of the stalled car (not that she could hear him at that distance, or over the blaring of The garrett lewis (rightwing radio) Show. As he drove passed us pushing the vehicle, he sped past with a single finger out the window, yelling "kept that piece of sh!t off the road; but worse, he nearly missed hitting those of us pushing.

As I continued my commute, I felt pretty good that total strangers had interrupted their routine commute to aid another stranger ... all was right with the universe; I also, couldn't help think how big an a$$hole Mr. Big Pick-up Guy was.

Then an amazing thing happened, I looked up at saw Mr. Big Pick-up Guy, standing on the side of the road ... next to his vehicle ... that was wrapped around a telephone pole.

So, he is following the pickup, then manages to pass the pickup, walk over to the car, talk to the driver, and start pushing it before the horribly rude, hurrying pickup driver gets past?  Um... yeah.  Right.  I can totally see that happening.   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: 
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Re: 1DumbBlackGuy Submits Entry for the Ben Dayho Award
« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2013, 06:16:38 PM »
He pulled out behind the truck, so how did he happen to see the truck pass and scream at the woman when he was help pushing it over to the side? Did the truck double back?

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not his first, not list last. Nadin the name and the radio show this frat boy refers to - he's a regular listener.
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Re: 1DumbBlackGuy Submits Entry for the Ben Dayho Award
« Reply #21 on: January 18, 2013, 06:59:59 PM »
zero  :stoner: 

At least make it beliveable.
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Re: 1DumbBlackGuy Submits Entry for the Ben Dayho Award
« Reply #22 on: January 18, 2013, 07:04:42 PM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on January 18, 2013, 05:38:23 PM
But they work so hard to make them up.

Isn't this the guy who constantly wants to kill/beat-up rethuglicans?


Thought so.


Nope, I believe the poster is a man or at least claims to be.
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Re: 1DumbBlackGuy Submits Entry for the Ben Dayho Award
« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2013, 11:19:49 PM »
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A Karmic Moment?
...

As I initially passed Mr. Big Pick-up truck Guy, he had his window down yelling all sorts of profanities at the driver of the stalled car (not that she could hear him at that distance, or over the blaring of The garrett lewis (rightwing radio) Show. As he drove passed us pushing the vehicle, he sped past with a single finger out the window, yelling "kept that piece of sh!t off the road; but worse, he nearly missed hitting those of us pushing.

...

If he nearly missed hitting you, does that mean he clipped your dumb ass with the mirror on the way past ?
   
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