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Offline franksolich

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Re: lying tits primitive shows up in "Dear Abby"
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2013, 10:04:25 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 18, 2013, 10:02:36 AM
It's always been in the TV/crossword/funny pages section of the paper here.  I guess that counts as the "womens" part of the paper... they post recipes too.

Nowadays it's called the "living" section or somesuch, but we all know it means "women's section"--engagements, weddings, cooking, sewing, advice columnists, whatnot.
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Re: lying tits primitive shows up in "Dear Abby"
« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2013, 10:48:53 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 18, 2013, 09:51:45 AM
My guess is JohnnyReb himself masterpieced that.

Like me, he probably doesn't read the women's section of the newspaper, and so why would he have found this unless he were specifically looking for it?

Hey now. I get a small, very small town tri-weekly paper. Todays paper was one section of only 8 pages including the want ads and legal notices. Dear Abby was on the same page as the obituaries......and at my age you check to see if you're listed. :-) When I saw "King of the whopper", I just had to read it.
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Re: lying tits primitive shows up in "Dear Abby"
« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2013, 11:36:24 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 18, 2013, 10:48:53 AM
Hey now. I get a small, very small town tri-weekly paper. Todays paper was one section of only 8 pages including the want ads and legal notices. Dear Abby was on the same page as the obituaries......and at my age you check to see if you're listed. :-) When I saw "King of the whopper", I just had to read it.

H5! Amazing find!

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Re: lying tits primitive shows up in "Dear Abby"
« Reply #28 on: January 18, 2013, 12:39:06 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 18, 2013, 10:48:53 AM
Hey now. I get a small, very small town tri-weekly paper. Todays paper was one section of only 8 pages including the want ads and legal notices. Dear Abby was on the same page as the obituaries......and at my age you check to see if you're listed. :-) When I saw "King of the whopper", I just had to read it.

My family calls the obits the "Irish Sports Page."

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Re: lying tits primitive shows up in "Dear Abby"
« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2013, 01:40:46 PM »
I wet my pants a little over that.  :lmao:
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Re: lying tits primitive shows up in "Dear Abby"
« Reply #30 on: January 18, 2013, 02:06:37 PM »
I can't stop laughing.

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Re: lying tits primitive shows up in "Dear Abby"
« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2013, 02:08:19 PM »
Not a peep from DU. 

They'll probably find out about it next week.
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Re: lying tits primitive shows up in "Dear Abby"
« Reply #32 on: January 18, 2013, 02:10:34 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 18, 2013, 10:48:53 AM
Hey now. I get a small, very small town tri-weeklytry weakly paper  . Todays paper was one section of only 8 pages including the want ads and legal notices. Dear Abby was on the same page as the obituaries......and at my age you check to see if you're listed. :-) When I saw "King of the whopper", I just had to read it.

FIFY  We use to have a 7/7 ( seven days to publish seven minutes to read) one place I lived.  All the gossip that was fit (or not) to print plus mandatory legal postings and maybe a classified ad or two.   :-)
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Re: lying tits primitive shows up in "Dear Abby"
« Reply #33 on: January 18, 2013, 05:36:18 PM »
That was awesome.
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Re: lying tits primitive shows up in "Dear Abby"
« Reply #34 on: January 18, 2013, 06:17:33 PM »
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Re: lying tits primitive shows up in "Dear Abby"
« Reply #35 on: January 18, 2013, 06:22:57 PM »
Now that is funny!  H5!!!!
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Re: lying tits primitive shows up in "Dear Abby"
« Reply #36 on: January 18, 2013, 06:25:41 PM »
Classic!  Great find.    :cheersmate:
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