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Lunatic Dennis The Menace Discovers A New Phobia
« on: January 14, 2013, 08:11:32 PM »
The DUmp's professionally diagnosed lunatic DUmmy Dennis the Menace has apparently returned from his "hunting trip".

With yet another goofy post, he confirms his diagnosis of lunacy:
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Here's a new one - I am suddenly afraid of the parking garage at Macy's.
I had this experience Friday, and went back again today to see if I still had the same reaction. I did.
 
I work across the street from a big mall. Friday at lunch, I decided to check out Macy's and Nordstrom for brown or tan shirts. I usually park in the surface lot at Macy's, but it was really full, so I followed the line of traffic to the back parking garage.
 
When I pulled in, I got very tense, a feeling of apprehension and a "fight or flight" type adrenaline rush. And I felt pretty spooked the whole time I was in the mall. Not a basket case, but unsettled/uneasy.
 
Same reaction today, but I literally whistled my way through it and made myself calm down.
 
There isn't anything pe se unusual about it, it's just your run of the mill parking garage.
 
Ok, I know the answer why - this garage is very similar in appearance, layout, and orientation to the one I parked in for three weeks in September at the hospital. It was just too much memory for me.
 
But seriously, afraid of a parking garage? Well, I don't intend to let something that trivial get to me, or where will I be when the big stuff hits? In trouble.
 
So, if I have to go over there every day for a week to desensitize myself I will.

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Given the state of his credit card balances, it's probably a good idea if the lunatic stays away from Macy's and Nordstrom.
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Re: Lunatic Dennis The Menace Discovers A New Phobia
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2013, 08:14:17 PM »
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Here's a new one - I am suddenly afraid of the parking garage at Macy's.
Might as well admit you're scared of mayonnaise.

Lunatic. 
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Re: Lunatic Dennis The Menace Discovers A New Phobia
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2013, 08:18:36 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 14, 2013, 08:14:17 PM
Might as well admit you're scared of mayonnaise.

Lunatic. 



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Re: Lunatic Dennis The Menace Discovers A New Phobia
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2013, 08:22:11 PM »
And they let him vote. Now that is a million times more scary than a head of lettuce and a parking garage.

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Re: Lunatic Dennis The Menace Discovers A New Phobia
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2013, 11:54:02 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 14, 2013, 08:14:17 PM
Might as well admit you're scared of mayonnaise.

Lunatic. 
When I was 16, my dad's girlfriend was afraid of mayonnaise... I opened the jar and chased her around the house until she gave me $$$ and car keys...
my dad laughed his ass off when she ratted me out
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Re: Lunatic Dennis The Menace Discovers A New Phobia
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2013, 11:59:49 PM »
Put him in a round room and tell him to find the corner...  attention whore.
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Re: Lunatic Dennis The Menace Discovers A New Phobia
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2013, 12:08:45 AM »
What a whiny *****.
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Re: Lunatic Dennis The Menace Discovers A New Phobia
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2013, 02:50:22 AM »
Forget the parking garage next time, DUmbass Dennis.

Just park UNDER a moving semi.

Problem solved.  (Yours AND ours).   :lmao:
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Re: Lunatic Dennis The Menace Discovers A New Phobia
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2013, 06:28:39 AM »
Somebody should tell him that the uneasy feeling comes from the effects of the electronic devices the CIA is building into structures that are designed to monitor and control people. It only works on people that have Mind Control Chips (MCCs) imbedded in their brains.......

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Re: Lunatic Dennis The Menace Discovers A New Phobia
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2013, 08:07:09 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on January 15, 2013, 02:50:22 AM
Forget the parking garage next time, DUmbass Dennis.

Just park UNDER a moving semi.

Problem solved.  (Yours AND ours).   :lmao:

Actually, I was thinking if Dennis the Menace had been parking in the parking-lot of a synagogue on Saturdays or a church on Sundays, he wouldn't be so afflicted as he is now.
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Re: Lunatic Dennis The Menace Discovers A New Phobia
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2013, 10:44:31 AM »
It would be nice for the gene pool and society in general if the perverted freak would just hurry up and off himself.
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Re: Lunatic Dennis The Menace Discovers A New Phobia
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2013, 11:30:28 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 15, 2013, 10:44:31 AM
It would be nice for the gene pool and society in general if the perverted freak would just hurry up and off himself.

But it would deprive us of some entertainment . . . :fuelfire: :whistling:
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Re: Lunatic Dennis The Menace Discovers A New Phobia
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2013, 12:46:27 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on January 14, 2013, 08:22:11 PM
And they let him vote. Now that is a million times more scary than a head of lettuce and a parking garage.



I think you meant cabbage.
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Re: Lunatic Dennis The Menace Discovers A New Phobia
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2013, 12:47:35 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on January 15, 2013, 12:46:27 PM
I think you meant cabbage.


Lettuce, cabbage . . . it looks the same.  (Ooooh!  A scary assault Iceberg head! :runaway: )
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Re: Lunatic Dennis The Menace Discovers A New Phobia
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2013, 12:51:18 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 14, 2013, 08:18:36 PM


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Honey Boo Boo's mom has a fear of mayonnaise, or perhaps you already knew that.     :popcorn:
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Re: Lunatic Dennis The Menace Discovers A New Phobia
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2013, 04:44:18 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on January 15, 2013, 12:51:18 PM

Honey Boo Boo's mom has a fear of mayonnaise, or perhaps you already knew that.     :popcorn:

Really? I didn't know that.

How does that work? Is she afraid of a jar of mayonnaise, or of mayonnaise already slathered on a sammich?
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Re: Lunatic Dennis The Menace Discovers A New Phobia
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2013, 05:09:02 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 15, 2013, 04:44:18 PM
Really? I didn't know that.

How does that work? Is she afraid of a jar of mayonnaise, or of mayonnaise already slathered on a sammich?


I think she hates jars of mayonnaise.  Honestly, I have a fear of Honey Boo Boo's mom. 
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Re: Lunatic Dennis The Menace Discovers A New Phobia
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2013, 05:14:53 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery link=topic=82794.msg1020960#0s msg1020960 date=1358291342

I think she hates jars of mayonnaise.  Honestly, I have a fear of Honey Boo Boo's mom. 

I never watch it, but they had the mayo segment on 'The Soup,' which I do watch.  Apparently waving a spoonful of the stuff gets the kind of reaction out of her that a mouse on the kitchen floor would get from a housewife in a '50s sitcom.  She doesn't seem to like it in the jar either, but the reaction isn't as extreme.
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Re: Lunatic Dennis The Menace Discovers A New Phobia
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2013, 05:19:51 PM »
Denis the Menaces, you should sue them under the Americans with Disabilities act. How dare they!

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Re: Lunatic Dennis The Menace Discovers A New Phobia
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2013, 05:30:07 PM »
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, I decided to check out Macy's and Nordstrom for brown or tan shirts







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