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Agent Starling Likes The Vag
« on: January 14, 2013, 12:27:39 AM »
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Jodie Foster COMES OUT!!

 In an epic Golden Globes speech, Jodie Foster comes out!! Even though everyone knew, I love how she did it on her terms!! It was amazing!!! YAY JODIE!!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022187466

In an epic, grandeur, way too long speech, Jodi Foster proudly admits that she's part of the vast minority of the population. Someone posted a video in the thread, but I'm not going to drag it over. Everyone over there is orgasmic.

Oh, and in the speech, Jodi even calls her signifigant other her "c-buddy" I can only speculate on what that means,  :rotf: but I'm wondering how DUmmies would react if a man called his girlfriend/wife a "c-buddy" on national TV...

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5. She likes plaid?

She does have courage. I still haven't admitted to anyone that I really like plaid. When I see someone wearing it I am very envious and fixated on them.
 
PS this is not a joke I really do love plaid and I really haven't told anyone.

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Re: Agent Starling Likes The Vag
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2013, 12:53:58 AM »
Jodie Foster being gay = worst kept secret in the world.
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Re: Agent Starling Likes The Vag
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2013, 01:04:41 AM »
Well, it something to report on. It's late, and I only have decaf coffee. Give a guy a break. :tongue:
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Re: Agent Starling Likes The Vag
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2013, 01:11:24 AM »
I had to read this after dinner, I almost puked! Why make such a big real from the fact that you're a sick, dirty deviant ?? We don't care who you sleep with, f off Judie! This world doesn't revolve around your sex life.

Deviant dirty slime.  :hammer:
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Re: Agent Starling Likes The Vag
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2013, 01:30:36 AM »
Quote from: Revolution on January 14, 2013, 01:04:41 AM
Well, it something to report on. It's late, and I only have decaf coffee. Give a guy a break. :tongue:

Nah I an't dinging you for it.  But everyone in Hollyweird and the MSM are acting like this is some big revelation.
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Re: Agent Starling Likes The Vag
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2013, 02:18:25 AM »
Well it can't be official till El Guapo/Gnads has posted about how much of an expert she is on this.
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Re: Agent Starling Likes The Vag
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2013, 04:35:26 AM »
Didn't TIT sleep with her once?  :lmao:
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Re: Agent Starling Likes The Vag
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2013, 05:58:15 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on January 14, 2013, 04:35:26 AM
Didn't TIT sleep with her once?  :lmao:

TiT slept with Jodie Foster before she was famous.

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Re: Agent Starling Likes The Vag
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2013, 06:05:09 AM »
It might mean cuddle buddy. I've herd people use that term before. It's right up there with franks dislike of kittehs IMO
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Re: Agent Starling Likes The Vag
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2013, 06:49:12 AM »
Yawn.

In other news, John Hinckley Jr. was found hanging in his room at St. Elizabeth's Hospital.
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Re: Agent Starling Likes The Vag
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2013, 07:52:50 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 14, 2013, 05:58:15 AM
TiT slept with Jodie Foster before she was famous.



...which is why she's gay now...

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Re: Agent Starling Likes The Vag
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2013, 08:17:40 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 14, 2013, 05:58:15 AM
TiT slept with Jodie Foster before she was famous.
Well, she would have been twelve.
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Re: Agent Starling Likes The Vag
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2013, 08:22:34 AM »
I thought she came out several years ago?
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Re: Agent Starling Likes The Vag
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2013, 08:29:17 AM »
The thing is "Who cares?" 

My life is not ONE bit better because she told everyone who she likes to poke under the sheets. Frigging egomaniacs.
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Re: Agent Starling Likes The Vag
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2013, 08:48:35 AM »
Jodie Foster eats puss.  Well, there's a surprise.  Not really.

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Re: Agent Starling Likes The Vag
« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2013, 08:53:58 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on January 14, 2013, 07:52:50 AM
...which is why she's gay now...

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Naw; that shy, wilting violet, Jodie Foster turned ghey only after discovering that she was the object of obsession for that reich-wing gun nut John Hinckley, Jr.
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Re: Agent Starling Likes The Vag
« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2013, 10:37:53 AM »
Hey, what do you expect from the left coast where all the men are "girly men" and the manliest things around are the girls.

When lesbians wear pants......which leg do they put the strap-on down?
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Re: Agent Starling Likes The Vag
« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2013, 11:05:33 AM »
Jodie foster is queer, what a shocker...   :whatever:

Her "coming out" is about as earth shattering as, oh, Liberace, Rob Halford, Freddy Mercury, or Ellen Degenerate.

File this under "Yeah, and?"
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Re: Agent Starling Likes The Vag
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2013, 11:15:18 AM »
Quote from: Gina on January 14, 2013, 08:29:17 AM
The thing is "Who cares?" 

My life is not ONE bit better because she told everyone who she likes to poke under the sheets. Frigging egomaniacs.

Gina, Gina, Gina...she can't poke anybody unless she has some sort of apparatus.  :lmao:

Quote from: jtyangel on January 14, 2013, 06:05:09 AM
It might mean cuddle buddy. I've herd people use that term before. It's right up there with franks dislike of kittehs IMO

I'm with Frank on that one as well. I cringe everytime I see the word.
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Re: Agent Starling Likes The Vag
« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2013, 11:35:14 AM »
Shocker.

Jody Foster came out as a lesbian at least five years ago.

Now we need a thread on Rachel Maddow.

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Re: Agent Starling Likes The Vag
« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2013, 11:48:36 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 14, 2013, 08:17:40 AM
Well, she would have been twelve.

More like 3. She's been famous since she was a toddler in Coppertone ads.
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Re: Agent Starling Likes The Vag
« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2013, 11:49:12 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 14, 2013, 06:49:12 AM
Yawn.

In other news, John Hinckley Jr. was found hanging in his room at St. Elizabeth's Hospital.

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Re: Agent Starling Likes The Vag
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2013, 02:13:01 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on January 14, 2013, 11:15:18 AM
Gina, Gina, Gina...she can't poke anybody unless she has some sort of apparatus.  :lmao:

Nah, there's an app for that...
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Re: Agent Starling Likes The Vag
« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2013, 03:56:49 PM »

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Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Agent Starling: Wow, small world! I ate a census taker and then she and I had fava beans and a nice chianti.
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Re: Agent Starling Likes The Vag
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2013, 04:00:52 PM »
So a Hollyweird Celebretard comes out on National TV.

That was about as "brave" as those twits who made fun of Sarah Palin.

BFD.
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