I am teh suckage as a boyfriend.
No you aren't !!
Years and years ago, M was at the house (before we were living together) on a Saturday. He had told me he had back problems some times, but to me there are backaches and then there are backs that do things like yours just did. I had never seen anyone do what yours has done.
On this particular Saturday, I sent my son out to mow the yard and he couldn't get the lawn mower started. M being the nice, helpful boyfriend goes out to start it. A couple of pulls and the thing started. Problem solved for the lawnmower.
Not for M. He came in with a weird look on his face, I being the good girlfriend asked what the problem was. He said he "tweaked the back, a bit". I was like, ok, want some Advil? He said yes and we went out to lunch. Little did I know at that time what a "tweak" was....
Late afternoon, he said his back was hurting more, and he laid down on the family room floor.
He was there for the next 5 days!!!
I did not know it was possible for a person's hips to go one direction and a cant that way, the shoulders go opposite and cant another way, and the whole upper body twist!
Bless his heart, I even had to help him into the bathroom. He couldn't even pull his pants back up. Got him into the chiropractor on Monday and Tuesday, and he went back to work on Wednesday. He went to the chiro everyday for a week until he could move without pain.
Whatever his problem is, it's at his waist, primarily from the spine to the left. It all started after playing racquetball about 30 years ago. He had played a couple of games, showered and was starting to get dressed. He bent over to put on his boxers and got stuck. He was at an athletic club in downtown Cincy when it happened and the only other person around was a little, much older man, who he didn't know but had to ask him for help, just to get dressed.
I totally agree with Scoobs. I too, have made similar threats over the years. It's much more difficult to watch you guys in excruciating pain, than to do something ourselves that you guys consider to be a "man's job"....
Behave and do what you are supposed to do to get better. We like you mens healthy!!