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CalPig has a bad day
« on: January 10, 2013, 06:39:03 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018275948

Oh my.

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CaliforniaPeggy (101,575 posts)    Wed Jan 9, 2013, 08:04 PM

Gawd, what a day. Just spent four plus hours in the Emergency Room...

I'd gone to the hospital to register for my shoulder surgery next week. All was well and done, and I was on my way home, when my foot stuck to the hard stone floor, and I fell face first.
 
I cut my upper lip, and broke/lost several upper teeth. A bunch of people rescued me (if you're going to have an accident, the hospital is THE place to have it!) and I was whisked off to the ER.
 
Various X-rays and a CAT scan later, plus sutures in my lovely upper lip, I am now recovering at home...
 
Oh, and my dentist says all I require is capping for the teeth. And he's seen worse damage than mine!
 
Yuck.

I really hope the rest of you are doing much better than I am!

<<<wants to see picture.
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Re: CalPig has a bad day
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2013, 06:44:02 PM »
I don't want to see what she looks like now, she's hideous enough as it is.   :o

Hope you get better, Calpig...
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Re: CalPig has a bad day
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2013, 06:44:07 PM »
She's such an attention whore.
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Re: CalPig has a bad day
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2013, 07:02:37 PM »
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All was well and done, and I was on my way home, when my foot stuck to the hard stone floor, and I fell face first.
 
I cut my upper lip, and broke/lost several upper teeth. A bunch of people rescued me (if you're going to have an accident, the hospital is THE place to have it!)

A hard stone floor in a hospital?  WTF?

I wonder if union contractors will be hired to fix the floor where her face and Adam's Apple hit.
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Re: CalPig has a bad day
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2013, 07:03:08 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on January 10, 2013, 06:44:02 PM
I don't want to see what she looks like now, she's hideous enough as it is.   :o

Hope you get better, Calpig...

You never know, the face plant could be an improvement.  Either way can it really be any worse? :-)
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Re: CalPig has a bad day
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2013, 07:05:48 PM »
How did her Adam's apple not hit the ground before her face and break the fall?
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Re: CalPig has a bad day
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2013, 07:08:17 PM »
How does a foot get stuck to the hard stone floor? :stoner: :stoner:
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Re: CalPig has a bad day
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2013, 07:32:54 PM »


Is she gonna sue the hospital?
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Re: CalPig has a bad day
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2013, 08:23:14 PM »
Hilarious.

Can't wait to see her ugly mug in the next DUmp photo thread.

Any damage has to be an improvement.
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Re: CalPig has a bad day
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2013, 08:32:42 PM »
Just wait until 0bamacare fully kicks in, they will give you a pain pill and send you home.

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Re: CalPig has a bad day
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2013, 08:41:31 PM »
Sounds like the Universe giving someone the inspiration to write a poem to me.
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Re: CalPig has a bad day
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2013, 09:00:59 PM »
Quote from: marv on January 10, 2013, 07:32:54 PM


Is she gonna sue the hospital?

You know she will.  Most favorite thing for the DUmmies to do is get other people's money.
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Re: CalPig has a bad day
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2013, 09:15:53 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on January 10, 2013, 08:41:31 PM
Sounds like the Universe giving someone the inspiration to write a poem to me.

Sadly, Calpeg - My muse - hasn't delivered me material to parody in months.

I hope you are correct, and she listens to that inspiration. 
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Re: CalPig has a bad day
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2013, 09:18:56 PM »
The first thing she did upon picking herself up off the pavement was Blink, Blink, Blink.
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Re: CalPig has a bad day
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2013, 09:20:16 PM »
Best excuse for "Meth-Mouth" ever..

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Re: CalPig has a bad day
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2013, 11:55:22 PM »
Awwwww, did the poor widdle DUmbass fall down and hurt herself? News like this brightens my day as does any other news of pain and suffering for the DUmbasses.
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Re: CalPig has a bad day
« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2013, 12:13:59 AM »
WOOT!  That just made my day! :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :panic: :panic: :panic: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: CalPig has a bad day
« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2013, 07:36:47 AM »
That's an awful lot of damage for a slip and fall.  Losing teeth?  That's more like car accident damage.  Or someone beating the shit out of her. 
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Re: CalPig has a bad day
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2013, 08:04:40 AM »
Quote from: Karin on January 11, 2013, 07:36:47 AM
That's an awful lot of damage for a slip and fall.  Losing teeth?  That's more like car accident damage.  Or someone beating the shit out of her. 

Or the whole hospital thing was a bouncy tale and she was actually in a drunken stupor just like a certain radio personality for Air America did a few years back.
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Re: CalPig has a bad day
« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2013, 08:05:53 AM »
Quote from: Karin on January 11, 2013, 07:36:47 AM
That's an awful lot of damage for a slip and fall.  Losing teeth?  That's more like car accident damage.  Or someone beating the shit out of her. 
Read a poem at the local biker bar.
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Re: CalPig has a bad day
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2013, 08:14:35 AM »
Quote from: Zathras on January 11, 2013, 08:04:40 AM
Or the whole hospital thing was a bouncy tale and she was actually in a drunken stupor just like a certain radio personality for Air America did a few years back.

Or she had her rest of her transition surgery and they actually did the facial part of her transition.
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Re: CalPig has a bad day
« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2013, 08:16:45 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on January 10, 2013, 08:32:42 PM
Just wait until 0bamacare fully kicks in, they will give you a pain pill and send you home.



Not if Bloomberg has his way!!! 
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Re: CalPig has a bad day
« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2013, 08:27:05 AM »
What's Bloomberg saying?
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Re: CalPig has a bad day
« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2013, 08:29:00 AM »
Quote from: Karin on January 11, 2013, 08:27:05 AM
What's Bloomberg saying?

Emergency rooms in hospitals in New York City shouldn't give out more than three days of prescripton pain pharmaceuticals.
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Re: CalPig has a bad day
« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2013, 08:32:09 AM »
Quote from: Karin on January 11, 2013, 08:27:05 AM
What's Bloomberg saying?

No pain killers for people in ER's

As a dr said in the article.  "It takes away my professional judgement".  Complete Nanny State
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