I'm shocked the left hasn't done more to ban NASCAR under the global warming banner yet.
I can see it now. A DUmmie travels to deep south Georgia and encounters two natives.
Southerner 1: Look at that thang commin' yonder.
Southerner 2: Bless its heart. Is it a man or a woman?
Southerner 1: Don't know, but it sure is ugly whatever it is.
DUmmie: YOU DON'T NEED GUNS!!!! THEY SHOULD ALL BE BANNED!!!! AND THE BIBLE TOO!!! AND NASCAR TOO!!!
Southern 2: Welp, whatever it is it appears to be requesting an ass whuppin.
Southern 1: Yep. Appears so, and it just wouldn't be neighborly to ignore a person's…or whatever that is…request.
Southern 2 (to the DUmmie): You! Come here a minute.
after a few seconds of 'southern hospitality'DUmmie: HELP ME!!!! HELP ME!!! HELP ME. BABY OBAMAONE!!!
as the DUmmie runs away still screeching…Southerner 1: Sure does the heart good to grant someone's request.
Southerner 2: Yep.