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Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« on: January 09, 2013, 05:45:00 PM »
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"It's Sponge Bob making all these kids Gay!"

(I'm standing in a short line at Target on the way home. Guy older than me in the next aisle is bitching about some toy the woman in front of him is buying for somebody. She says nothing, red as a beet, about to break into tears)

You mean just like the TeleTubbies and Tinky Winky from 25 years ago that made the current generation all gayed up? (me)


Yeah YEAH, only Sponge Bob is worse, more kids are watching!


You're a ****ing Neanderthal. Gay isn't caused by anything, Gay isn't a choice, GAY JUST IS and you never know who around you just may be Gay!! Quit watching Fox News and get educated! (me)



Put his shit on the belt and left. Not a second glance at me, turned on his boot and headed for the door.


Neanderthal bullies. Just have to stand up to them. And yes I walked out and looked for him. Gone like the punk he was.


Sponge Bob. Sure........


Woman and the cashiers thanked me. She had been mortified by this asshole. Seems like the clown comes in often spouting political bullshit for everyone to hear. I hope next time he keeps his mouth shut. I hope next time I'm there too.


This is the comfort food of bouncies.



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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2013, 05:59:06 PM »
Only  :stoner: :stoner: :stoner: :stoner:
Forgot to add "so".
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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2013, 06:03:38 PM »
Dunbiezz are the bravest bestest peoples on earth.
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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2013, 06:06:40 PM »
What laughable bullshit. 

Oh look, a follow-up bouncy.

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6. Guy in one big box store said to a guy buying My Little Pony toys...

"Those will make you into a faggot."

I couldn't resist, I said to the guy, "What toys made you gay?"
Guy turns purple and storms off.
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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2013, 06:09:04 PM »
 :rofl: worst comeback ever.
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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2013, 06:13:08 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 09, 2013, 06:09:04 PM
:rofl: worst comeback ever.


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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2013, 06:31:05 PM »
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Just the woman and the cashier?


Why not.....
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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2013, 06:37:44 PM »
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Neanderthal bullies. Just have to stand up to them. And yes I walked out and looked for him. Gone like the punk he was.

Oh, you look to confront bullies, do you?

OK DB, here's your chance.  Let's see you cough up your full name, address, and phone number.  That'll give a potential bully a chance to contact you.  Then let's see what you do.

OK, waiting.

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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2013, 06:41:31 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on January 09, 2013, 06:37:44 PM
Oh, you look to confront bullies, do you?

OK DB, here's your chance.  Let's see you cough up your full name, address, and phone number.  That'll give a potential bully a chance to contact you.  Then let's see what you do.

OK, waiting.

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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2013, 06:43:14 PM »
Wow, that's really stupid! Can't believe they buy that crap. BRING BACK BOUNCY BALL!!!!!

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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2013, 08:45:41 PM »
Why is it that all of us can go out to any store, gas station, or other place of business and not have any drama like that unfold but every Dummy has one?
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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2013, 08:47:25 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on January 09, 2013, 08:45:41 PM
Why is it that all of us can go out to any store, gas station, or other place of business and not have any drama like that unfold but every Dummy has one?

Um, they lie? 
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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2013, 08:48:40 PM »
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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2013, 08:59:33 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on January 09, 2013, 08:45:41 PM
Why is it that all of us can go out to any store, gas station, or other place of business and not have any drama like that unfold but every Dummy has one?
The only two stories I have from gas stations is once when woman drove off with the filler hose still attached to her car, and a clerk at a station on the WV Turnpike with a tattoo on his arm that said "Born Looser". No sparkling repartee in either case.
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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2013, 08:25:05 AM »
That was hilarious!   :rofl:  "Stop watching Fox News."   :lmao:

Hey, remember this guy?

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14. I totally believe this happened!

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27. Cool story Bro!

All of the other idiots are eating it right up.  "Good for you!  Glad you had the balls to say something!  You're the best, DB!!!"   :rotf:

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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2013, 08:48:18 AM »
Quote from: Karin on January 10, 2013, 08:25:05 AM
That was hilarious!   :rofl:  "Stop watching Fox News."   :lmao:

Hey, remember this guy?
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14. I totally believe this happened!

All of the other idiots are eating it right up.  "Good for you!  Glad you had the balls to say something!  You're the best, DB!!!"   :rotf:
Which was followed by...
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42. Me too!
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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2013, 08:56:03 AM »
I know, in my personal life, too many gay people who CHOSE IT to believe it isn't a choice.
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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2013, 08:59:58 AM »
Like Mounds and Almond Joy......Queers have money.....lesbians don't.
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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2013, 10:30:08 AM »
Spongebob's gay?  I mean Squidward's pretty obviously gay, but Spongebob?  Well, I guess he does live alone with a snail that meows.
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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2013, 10:43:07 AM »
Quote from: Vagabond on January 10, 2013, 10:30:08 AM
Spongebob's gay?  I mean Squidward's pretty obviously gay, but Spongebob?  Well, I guess he does live alone with a snail that meows.

Spongebob's a great show. It's worth watching just for the sound Squidward makes when he walks.

VeggieTales is also good, though I can't stand the name.

I have to draw the line at TeleTubbies. That's as queer as Baby Einstein.
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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2013, 10:56:38 AM »
25 years ago eh idiot? Original run date on teletubbies was 97 to 2002. Hell it only ended 10 years ago. I was already certain of that since my 14 year old was a baby during its heyday and well as a teen I knew teletubbies wasn't on air when I was a young teen 25 years ago. Dimbass is probably thinking of Barney which aired in the 80s and early 90s. Of course this is all bs so it doesn't matter. I can't think of anyone who thinks spongebob is gay. Once again that really is a liberals hopeful projection. It's just a slapstick silly kids show with some humor on idiocy  adults can get.
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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2013, 10:59:39 AM »
Quote from: Vagabond on January 10, 2013, 10:30:08 AM
Spongebob's gay?  I mean Squidward's pretty obviously gay, but Spongebob?  Well, I guess he does live alone with a snail that meows.

Squidward reminds me of the typical liberal over there who tries to one up each other with their food adventures.
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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2013, 12:55:21 PM »
I thought the bouncies of last year were bad, but this one is just awful. -30 bongs.
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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2013, 01:27:57 PM »
This is about as bad as someone claiming that Bert and Ernie were gay. Everyone knows that Bert is evil and wouldn't stand for it.

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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2013, 01:28:36 PM »
Quote from: Vagabond on January 10, 2013, 10:30:08 AM
Spongebob's gay?  I mean Squidward's pretty obviously gay, but Spongebob?  Well, I guess he does live alone with a snail that meows.

Isn't there a little bit of bestiality here, too? Or is a snail not part of the animal kingdom? Maybe standards are more lax when you live under the sea...in a pineapple that should have rotted long ago and not been in the damned ocean in the first place.

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