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First Cases Of Antibiotic-Resistant Gonorrhea Found in North America
"Incurable" gonorrhea has been found in North American humans for the first time, according to Canadien scientists.

The research, published in the Journal of the American Medical Association, found that nine of 133 patients with gonorrhea at a Toronto clinic still had the disease after a round of cephalosporins, the last effective oral antibiotic for treatment.

"Its arrival is deeply troubling," Dr. Robert D. Kirkcaldy of the Division of STD Prevention of Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) said in a press release. "Clinicians now face the emergence of cephalosporin-resistant N. gonorrhoeae without any well-studied, effective backup treatment options."

Gonorrhea, the world's second most common sexually transmitted disease, infects an estimated 700,000 Americans each year. Common symptoms include itching, painful urination, abdominal pain, genital discharge and infertility in women.



Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/antibiotic-resistant-gonorrhea-in-canada-2013-1

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2. The upside is that this should reduce the rate of population growth.



     Gee, I wonder how many nanoseconds anyone would last on DU if they said that about, oh, AIDS? The WWW would slow down for a few moments due to the volume of Alerts.


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Re: DUmmy unwittingly endorses STDs that help control population growth
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2013, 10:44:28 AM »
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Common symptoms include itching, painful urination, abdominal pain, genital discharge and infertility in women.

Yup! The upside.
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Re: DUmmy unwittingly endorses STDs that help control population growth
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2013, 10:46:16 AM »
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Re: DUmmy unwittingly endorses STDs that help control population growth
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2013, 11:02:46 AM »
Funny, the DUmmies take no exception to his use of the word "upside."  They discuss MineralMan's use of the word "promiscuous." 

That aside, hey DUmbasses, don't you know your beloved Ponzi scheme, social security, relies on lots and lots of future people? 

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Re: DUmmy unwittingly endorses STDs that help control population growth
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2013, 11:19:30 AM »
I am reminded of columnist Ellen Goodman of the Boston Globe who once wrote - with no apparent irony - about the necessity of curing AIDS as soon as possible...because it threatened to stop the sexual revolution of "free love," earlier known as fornication, and that was bad!   :o ::)

People might start getting scared to explore their sexuality freely without responsibility because of AIDS, and we would be returning to repressive traditions, and that was unhealthy! 

It also somehow limited the liberation of women politically and socially.   :thatsright:

So the government need to find a cure ASAP, so as not to limit the lust of the trousered and beskirted apes of America.
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Re: DUmmy unwittingly endorses STDs that help control population growth
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2013, 11:24:03 AM »
But their not eugenicists.
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Re: DUmmy unwittingly endorses STDs that help control population growth
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2013, 11:38:03 AM »
There is an upside but not what the DUmmy thinks. The upside is that liberals tend to be the ones who will screw anything so it will be them dying and reducing the amount of low information voters.
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Re: DUmmy unwittingly endorses STDs that help control population growth
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2013, 11:41:58 AM »
Funny, the DUmmies take no exception to his use of the word "upside."  They discuss MineralMan's use of the word "promiscuous." 

That aside, hey DUmbasses, don't you know your beloved Ponzi scheme, social security, relies on lots and lots of future people
Only if they weren't DUmpmonkey babies.
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Re: DUmmy unwittingly endorses STDs that help control population growth
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2013, 12:43:08 PM »
Yes, that's a good point.  Between the clap, Teh Gheyness, and all the sluts running around with Unka Sugar's free Obamacontraception, maybe we'll see a whole boatload less of DUmmies in the future.  It's our only hope.

Harsh? 

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Re: DUmmy unwittingly endorses STDs that help control population growth
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2013, 03:39:00 PM »
Yes, that's a good point.  Between the clap, Teh Gheyness, and all the sluts running around with Unka Sugar's free Obamacontraception, maybe we'll see a whole boatload less of DUmmies in the future.  It's our only hope.

Harsh? 

What about Herpies, is there a cure for that disease ????

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Re: DUmmy unwittingly endorses STDs that help control population growth
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2013, 03:39:42 PM »
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2. The upside is that this should reduce the rate of population growth.


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Gee, I wonder how many nanoseconds anyone would last on DU if they said that about, oh, AIDS?


Homos don't contribute much to population growth.

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Re: DUmmy unwittingly endorses STDs that help control population growth
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2013, 05:04:25 PM »
Between crime, abortions and AIDS they will stamp themselves out. It might take many years to see it happen but then again why bother stopping them if they are so hell bent on their own destruction.
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