DUmmy Pam Dawson Prunes A Bushy Family Tree

[GOBUCKS]

DUmmy Pam Dawson, DOTY emeritus dating from 2009, gives us another glimpse into her bizarre mind:

Fri Jan 4, 2013, 11:40 PM
demtenjeep (21,727 posts)

2013 starting out on a down note for our family.
When my dear husband and I married, he had 6 sets of grandparents/step grandparents and such. within the last 23 years we have been sad to lose them. Most were natural older age problems expected. One was a car crash that was pretty horrific and heroic at the same time.

All he has left his his step grandpy and grammy. Many thought they would be some of the first to go, but thankfully they did not. He passed away yesterday at the age of 88. While we are sad, we had been expecting this any day since Christmas. We will send him off in style and then worry about his wife of 64 years and how much longer we will have her.

They were very close, went through hardships together with grace. She had her first heart attack before she was 50 and where they lived, technology wasn't the best. She is a walking miracle. However, losing her husband after 64 years and her becoming very diabetic in the last year has all taken a toll on her. She just turned 90. We fear it will be just a matter of weeks and we will have lost all of hubby's grandparents.

 
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Don't try - you'll just get a headache trying to figure out how to have six sets of grandparents.

Just be aware that Pam is a compulsive, pathological liar, possibly as a side effect of the unfortunate but obvious chromosomal accident that made Pam the weird DOTY she is.

Wasn't it just a month or so ago that Pam was on her deathbed with terminal gutrot?

[Bad Dog]

Wasn't it just a month or so ago that Pam was on her deathbed with terminal gutrot?

Thank giah grannie will beat pammy off the mortal coil.  No step-grandparent should have to bury her step-daughter in law.

[BEG]

6 sets of grandparents?  I know you told us not to think about it but can someone figure it out for me?

[GOBUCKS]

6 sets of grandparents?  I know you told us not to think about it but can someone figure it out for me?

Well, poor addled grasswipe Judy Smith claims to have great-great-great-great-grandchildren, so I guess those kids might match Mr. Pam.

Otherwise, I think you'd have to be a gerbil, or maybe a fruit fly.

[BEG]

Well, poor addled grasswipe Judy Smith claims to have great-great-great-great-grandchildren, so I guess those kids might match Mr. Pam.

Otherwise, I think you'd have to be a gerbil, or maybe a fruit fly.

Made me laugh. H5

[Ogre]

Six sets of grandparents, why not?  Nothing else the plagiarizing primitive types is the truth/makes sense, why start now?

[Vagabond]

Well, poor addled grasswipe Judy Smith claims to have great-great-great-great-grandchildren, so I guess those kids might match Mr. Pam.

Otherwise, I think you'd have to be a gerbil, or maybe a fruit fly.

What is she in her 80s?  My grandmother really did have that many, but she started at 15, had a daughter that started at 18, and a grandaughter that started at 17 (she was told to get pregnant to relieve a medical condition), and that grandaughter had a few just after she turned 18.