I, for one, am so glad that Tom Wright of Sonoma has been posting on DU as "dollarbillhines" that I have decided to (a) compile his fresh set of lies, and (b) develop a rating system for his lies based on fakeness + TiT. Ergo, FAKE TITS. Some fake tits are subtle (eg, a 36B), whereas other fake tits are far too glaring and obvious (eg, 44DD).
I've gone to the bother of searching DU for Tom's newest lies (in no particular order), and I've rated each according to my subjective scale. In general,
the band size (the number) reflects the scale of the lie, whereas the cup size (the letter) reflects the scope of the lie. For example, a 36C lie would
be a lie that is plausible, but Tom Wright's claim to the lie and the detail added is at worst inoffensive. A 36DD lie, in comparison, would be plausible,
but Tom's claim to the lie strains credulity beyond reason. To clarify: "I drive drunk, and I don't try to avoid the cops at all" is a 36C: plausible, but
probably not true to the extent he claims. "I drive drunk, and the cops are my bitches, so they wouldn't dare bust me" is a 36DD, if not a 36E.
Clear? Let's proceed:
38D:DollarBillHines (1,231 posts)
91. I encountered a mountain lion in my front yard, recently.
We just watched each other while I backed thru the doorway.
Good thing it didn't make it to the backyard, because Frankie Cat would've kicked its ass.
I live four blocks off our town's plaza.
36C: DollarBillHines (1,231 posts)
33. My cousin is a surgeon and says to go to a hospital only if you are out of options.
This kind of thing is far more prevalent than AMA admits.
Ironically, his mother beat simultaneous bouts with breast cancer and lymphoma.
She went to have the stent (shunt?) removed from her chest and staph killed her.
42DD: DollarBillHines (1,231 posts)
19. I'll get back to you on that
GF is a wine lobbyist, representing indie wineries in NorCal. She understands all of that stuff. I'm pretty sure it has to do with subsidies.
Personally, our costs are high due to our practices (bio-diversity, hand-sorting, etc.).
Our land taxes are astronomical and fuel is outrageous.
You won't find any $1.79 German wine in the US.
It is amazing how much California wines cost on the East Coast. I was in a nice wine store in the Goldman Sachs building last night and saw our $70 Chardonnay for $160. Hell, I couldn't afford to buy my own wine in NYC.
38G (Sorry, Samantha): DollarBillHines (1,231 posts)
3. I was having a Thanksgiving discussion in my kitchen
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with a guy who appears sane.
We both know a good deal about weaponry and enjoy talking about same.
I mentioned depleted uranium in Iraq and the consequences of its shelf-life.
He said, "Yeah, and those kids are out there playing with the fragments", which took me by surprise, since he is a Fox News fan.
I mentioned the resulting birth defects.
His response?
"Birth defect? Every Muslim is a birth defect."
Needless to say, he and his wife (who is a dear friend) were instantly dis-invited from our Thanksgiving dinner.
****, I (barely) lived through Kill a Gook for God.
I didn't need that shit.
40C: DollarBillHines (1,231 posts)
2. Depends on the vehicle
I collect cars, motorcycles and old trucks.
We also farm. If someone bangs into a farm truck, I'll pocket the cash as long as the damage doesn't compromise the usefulness of the truck.
However, any of our older vehicles would be restored.
34E: DollarBillHines (1,232 posts)
2. I have a friend whose five-year-old daughter has Down's...
The little girl gets the full TSA routine every time she flies, which is probably twice a month.
It totally freaks her out, and her mother can get no clarification from TSA.
42C: DollarBillHines (1,232 posts)
1. Wow. Yesterday, I pulled up to a small BofA branch.
I was on my 1910 Indian w/sidecar.
When I removed my helmet and put on a wool fedora (helmet-hair), I saw a woman at a desk in the branch staring at me.
I got to the door and it was locked. The lady motioned for me to remove my hat and, when I complied, she hit a button and unlocked the door. She told me they were instructed to not let people who "in disguise" enter the branch.
Next time, maybe I'll wear my Santa suit.
44D: DollarBillHines (1,232 posts)
9. I have...
Heck, I was in the TIRR (same place as Gabby Giffords) for two effing years.
Naval Hospital, Yokusuka, Japan for eight weeks.
But that was all a long time ago.
I'll bet the old dude's on a ventilator.
I don't understand why they don't set up a room in his house to get him away from staph.
Maybe he's already dead.
48E: DollarBillHines (1,232 posts)
106. The DFC was a cover
Those old Avengers flew patrol, not combat.
GHWB freaked about something, bailed and left his crew to crash and drown.
My late uncle was on the boat that fished the asshat out of the water.
46DD: DollarBillHines (1,232 posts)
7. I know a lot of folks at that income level.
I don't think any of them pays any SS. None of us receives actual paychecks. I have never paid a cent to SS. I am 60 years old and I have never worked for a paycheck. I will take my chances on my own.
38EE: DollarBillHines (1,232 posts)
2. I watched that show with Lee Hazelwood
We were probably the only two guys in Texas with long hair. Frank Sinatra had just hired Lee to launch his daughter's (Nancy) career. Lee had already penned a lot of hits.
Lee wrote "Some Velvet Morning (when I'm strange...)", showed it to Sinatra and almost got fired. Frank said that there was no way anyone would listen to music like that.
Anyway, Lee had caught the Beatles quite a few times in England and we watched the show that wonderful Sunday evening. Lee told me the world would never be the same after that. As usual, he was right.
I can still see him - long hair, gauzy blousey shirt and flowered bell-bottom pants. And this was in effing Beaumont, Texas.
And I leave the rest to you as an exercise.
