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Offline Gina

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Animals of 2012
« on: January 02, 2013, 01:58:13 PM »

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Could this be the world's fattest cat? Janet Ciminelli of North Shore Animal League of America in Long Island, New York, holds Garfield, a 40lb feline. The obese cat was brought into the animal rescue cent



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Natalie Chettle lifts her mother's Maine coon cat Rupert over her head. Nearly three years old, Rupert is already three times bigger than the average domestic cat and is expected to gain another 5kg in the next few years.


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A polar bear cub hitches a piggy-back ride on its mother as they swim through the Arctic Ocean in Svalbard, Norway


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Ume the paralysed Siberian husky dog walks with the help of a wheeled contraption, in Melbourne, Australia. Owners Steve and Marilyn Koh have spent tens of thousands of dollars on medical bills so Ume can have a comfortable and pain-free life.



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An owl who is afraid of flying outside in big open spaces has been given his own red brick house. Gandalf the great grey owl gets scared flying out in the open so his owners have built his aviary inside a brick shed. He now spends his days watching the world go by out of his window. He is a bit of a wuss as he doesn't like flying in big open spaces, said owner Janet Southard, who runs the Wild Arena photography company, based inside Knowsley Safari Park near Liverpool.


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Pope Benedict XVI strokesa lion cub as he greets circus artists and workers, at the Vatican

 :lol:  Not a Christian lion cub :lmao:
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"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

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Re: Animals of 2012
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2013, 02:00:05 PM »
Those aren't cats, they're mobile footstools. 

Yikes.
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Re: Animals of 2012
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2013, 02:00:53 PM »
I would love a big cuddly cat like that.  I used to have one named Chunk. He was awesome. He would sleep on my head every night (side of head). He was just so furry.
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Re: Animals of 2012
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2013, 02:01:25 PM »
wonder how much a Maine Coon Cat runs?
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Re: Animals of 2012
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2013, 02:01:45 PM »
My cat sleeps next to me at night (until I roll over or accidentally kick him).  Then he sleeps next to the heater.

I imagine that fat one at the top puts out a few thousand BTUs.
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Re: Animals of 2012
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2013, 02:01:59 PM »
Good thing Maine Coon cats are so mellow and friendly!  That one looks as if it could crush/smother you in your sleep!
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Re: Animals of 2012
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2013, 02:03:53 PM »
The woman holding the coon cat is perty  :naughty:
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Re: Animals of 2012
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2013, 02:17:53 PM »
Quote from: Gina on January 02, 2013, 02:03:53 PM
The woman holding the coon cat is perty  :naughty:


Well, go ahead, pet her................cat.
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Re: Animals of 2012
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2013, 02:18:19 PM »
There's a lot of ***** in this thread.
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Re: Animals of 2012
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2013, 02:20:00 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 02, 2013, 02:18:19 PM
There's a lot of ***** in this thread.

and away we goooooooo  :shortbus:
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Re: Animals of 2012
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2013, 04:15:06 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 02, 2013, 02:18:19 PM
There's a lot of ***** in this thread.


Ya, but it's kinda big.
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Re: Animals of 2012
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2013, 05:30:52 PM »
Quote from: Gina on January 02, 2013, 02:20:00 PM
and away we goooooooo  :shortbus:
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Re: Animals of 2012
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2013, 02:37:47 PM »
That gray looking cat probably hunts pit-bulls for sport.
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Re: Animals of 2012
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2013, 04:05:48 PM »
I had a Maine coon once, she was sooo gorgeous.  Silvery.  Her name was Cookie.  We got her in Maine, where they're a dime a dozen.  I think she was $100.  Away from Maine, maybe more. 

They have great personalities, and sweet voices.  Someone here has one.  Mike I think? 
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Re: Animals of 2012
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2013, 05:40:24 PM »
Quote from: Gina on January 02, 2013, 02:01:25 PM
wonder how much a Maine Coon Cat runs?

I have one we got for free.



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Re: Animals of 2012
« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2013, 05:51:27 PM »
Another Pic:

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Re: Animals of 2012
« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2013, 05:57:57 PM »
Quote from: Maxiest on January 03, 2013, 05:51:27 PM
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Good thing you shot it. That thing could have ruined the carpet.
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Re: Animals of 2012
« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2013, 05:59:34 PM »
Quote from: Gina on January 02, 2013, 02:00:53 PM
I would love a big cuddly cat like that.  I used to have one named Chunk. He was awesome. He would sleep on my head every night (side of head). He was just so furry.

So...

you had a really big...

um...

Cat?  :naughty:
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Re: Animals of 2012
« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2013, 06:05:09 PM »
Quote from: Gina on January 02, 2013, 02:20:00 PM
and away we goooooooo  :shortbus:


That made me laugh hard enough that my cat woke up and stared at me.

Thanks, and ^5.
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Re: Animals of 2012
« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2013, 08:30:42 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on January 03, 2013, 05:59:34 PM
So...

you had a really big...

um...

Cat?  :naughty:

Yep, she would tear you up!  :p
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Re: Animals of 2012
« Reply #20 on: January 04, 2013, 11:04:09 AM »
Quote from: EagleKeeper on January 03, 2013, 06:05:09 PM

That made me laugh hard enough that my cat woke up and stared at me.

Thanks, and ^5.

Since we're post-whoring to get to a million, let me say this.  My cat has a feathery toy, like a bird.  I picked it up, waved it, and attempted to make bird whistles.  My cat looked at me with a combination of:

 :mental: and  :therock:

If I could photograph cats, I could make an LOL cat out of him.  He could be known as The WTF cat.  He looks EXACTLY like our "Oh My" cat. 
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Re: Animals of 2012
« Reply #21 on: January 04, 2013, 11:30:30 AM »
Quote from: Maxiest on January 03, 2013, 05:51:27 PM
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What a hairy *****.  Looks like it could use a trim... 
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Re: Animals of 2012
« Reply #22 on: January 04, 2013, 11:42:52 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on January 04, 2013, 11:30:30 AM
What a hairy *****.  Looks like it could use a trim... 

Yeah, I prefer them shaved myself.   :rimshot:
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Re: Animals of 2012
« Reply #23 on: January 04, 2013, 11:47:04 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on January 04, 2013, 11:30:30 AM
What a hairy *****.  Looks like it could use a trim... 

You never shave a cat!   :rant: it would look like this!



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Re: Animals of 2012
« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2013, 11:51:27 AM »
Quote from: Gina on January 04, 2013, 11:47:04 AM
You never shave a cat!   :rant: it would look like this!





I have seen uglier ***** in my day.
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