Barack! Is My Shepherd: I Shall Not Work!
He maketh me to like down in hope green tomorrows
He leadeth me beside still factories
He restoreth my faith in Rush Limbaugh! (or conservatism!)
Yeah through I walk through the Valley of Long Unemployment
I will fear no taxes: Barack is for me!
His speeches - though "just words", they comfort me.
He repayeth the Blue states bountifully, their presence becoming mine enemy
He anointeth my future with turmoil! my with-holdings runneth over
Surely his debt and deficits shall follow me all the days of my life,
And I shall dwell in a house foreclosed, forever!
A-transvestite-cross-dressing-bisexual-trans-gender-metro-sexualMAN!