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Offline Ptarmigan

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Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
« on: December 30, 2012, 02:34:11 PM »
Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/12/30/wisconsin-couple-says-pet-chicken-saved-them-from-fire/?test=latestnews#ixzz2GZNXl5E8

A chicken saves people from fire. A ptarmigan will do the same thing. Rabbits are arsonists amd terrorists.
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Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2012, 02:41:06 PM »
Ptarmigans taste like chicken.
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Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2012, 02:46:17 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 30, 2012, 02:41:06 PM
Ptarmigans Rabbits taste like chicken.

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Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2012, 03:06:56 PM »
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Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2012, 03:16:03 PM »
Rabbits taste like Ptarmigans.
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Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2012, 05:45:49 PM »
Quote from: marv on December 30, 2012, 03:16:03 PM
Rabbits taste like Ptarmigans.


Ptarmigans taste like metal.
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Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2012, 05:50:30 PM »
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on December 30, 2012, 03:06:56 PM
Now that makes no sense. 

More people eat rabbits than ptarmigans.
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Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2012, 05:52:14 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on December 30, 2012, 05:50:30 PM
More people eat rabbits than ptarmigans.


But that only because there are more rabbits, because they breed like, uh, rabbits?
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Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2012, 01:13:19 AM »
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Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2012, 02:25:43 AM »
Time to keep that chicken around instead of making chicken & dumplings out of it.
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Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2013, 04:02:03 AM »
Is the chicken kin to Blackie?
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Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2013, 06:18:48 PM »
Quote from: Thor on December 31, 2012, 02:25:43 AM
Time to keep that chicken around instead of making chicken & dumplings out of it.
I disagree. A chicken dinner is just the thing to celebrate being saved from the fire.
Little Blackie came through for us...twice!
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Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2013, 06:35:04 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on December 30, 2012, 05:50:30 PM
More people eat rabbits than ptarmigans.


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Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2013, 08:25:01 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on January 01, 2013, 04:02:03 AM
Is the chicken kin to Blackie?

Beat me to it.  :cheersmate:

Blackie the ghost chicken lives!!
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Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2013, 08:54:28 PM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on January 01, 2013, 06:35:04 PM

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Humans and ptarmigans are doomed.
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Re: Wisconsin couple says pet chicken saved them from fire
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2013, 09:41:17 PM »


Smoked chicken. Mmm-mmmm!
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