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Offline centrist

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Items to Ban According to liberal logic
« on: December 29, 2012, 02:42:30 PM »
According to liberal logic we should ban not only guns but these things as well:

Soda
cars
Cigarettes
Planes
Hands
rope
Cell phones (you know from the cancer they cause)

feel free to add to the list




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Re: Items to Ban According to liberal logic
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2012, 02:45:21 PM »
Any person or idea that does not agree with liberals.
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Re: Re: Items to Ban According to liberal logic
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2012, 03:07:14 PM »
Quote from: centrist on December 29, 2012, 02:42:30 PM
According to liberal logic we should ban not only guns but these things as well:

Soda
cars
Cigarettes
Planes
Hands
rope
Cell phones (you know from the cancer they cause)

feel free to add to the list

Video games and game consoles.

Oreos

Non organic milk

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Re: Items to Ban According to liberal logic
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2012, 03:07:33 PM »
Quote from: centrist on December 29, 2012, 02:42:30 PM
According to liberal logic we should ban not only guns but these things as well:

Soda
cars
Cigarettes
Planes
Hands
rope
Cell phones (you know from the cancer they cause)

feel free to add to the list

Surely Obama phones don't cause cancer.
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Re: Re: Items to Ban According to liberal logic
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2012, 03:10:53 PM »
Quote from: txradioguy on December 29, 2012, 03:07:14 PM

Oreos

Non organic milk

why oreos and non organic milk?  Did I miss these scandals?
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Re: Items to Ban According to liberal logic
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2012, 03:11:17 PM »
I'll go with everything but tofu, killing babies, and dirt poking for $1000 Alex.
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Re: Items to Ban According to liberal logic
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2012, 03:13:48 PM »
Quote from: jukin on December 29, 2012, 03:11:17 PM
I'll go with everything but tofu, killing babies, and dirt poking for $1000 Alex.

True they do love fake food
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Re: Items to Ban According to liberal logic
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2012, 03:17:07 PM »
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Re: Re: Re: Items to Ban According to liberal logic
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2012, 03:24:21 PM »
Quote from: centrist on December 29, 2012, 03:10:53 PM
why oreos and non organic milk?  Did I miss these scandals?

Oreos are junk food that makes people fat...big no-no under Obamacare.

Non-organic milk causes cancer according to PETA.

Remember the "Got Cancer?" Ad campaign they ran with Mayor Guiliani's pic right after he was diagnosed?

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Re: Re: Re: Items to Ban According to liberal logic
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2012, 03:27:44 PM »
Quote from: txradioguy on December 29, 2012, 03:24:21 PM
1. Oreos are junk food that makes people fat...big no-no under Obamacare.

2. Non-organic milk causes cancer according to PETA.

3. Remember the "Got Cancer?" Ad campaign they ran with Mayor Guiliani's pic right after he was diagnosed?

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1. And under Michelle Obamas campaign against obesity
2. Oh I remember now
3. Must have been before my time
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Re: Items to Ban According to liberal logic
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2012, 03:45:56 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on December 29, 2012, 03:07:33 PM
Surely Obama phones don't cause cancer.
0bamaPhones cure cancer, redistribute wealth, and walk on water, or, at least, lower sea levels to the point where one can walk on the sea beds.
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Re: Items to Ban According to liberal logic
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2012, 04:02:48 PM »
White people.
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Re: Re: Re: Items to Ban According to liberal logic
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2012, 04:07:35 PM »
Quote from: centrist on December 29, 2012, 03:27:44 PM
1. And under Michelle ABMs campaign against obesity
2. Oh I remember now
3. Must have been before my time

 Ban old folk, your parents and grand parents that are now on retirement.

They lived a good life, have money that should go to the youth that for some reason cannot support themselves

Odd story on TV about a 21 year old girl that still has parents supporting her.   Would you believe that today a Adult can sue a parent to  support them for years for any reason ???------Seems her parents were supporting her and when told she may be getting into trouble began to keep track of their only child. invasion of privacy she says, control of her life.    

When the parents found out the child was headed into big trouble they cut off her funds.  The child was  21      and an adult . Let her live her life as she wished but why expect the parents to  finance her life style.

Last I heard their child the only child of the  parents has a Keep away order, the parents cannot come within 500 feet of their only daughter.

But people are rounding up to support the daughter, she received a full Scholarship to her School
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Re: Items to Ban According to liberal logic
« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2012, 05:06:14 PM »
Quote from: centrist on December 29, 2012, 02:42:30 PM
According to liberal logic we should ban not only guns but these things as well:

Soda
cars
Cigarettes
Planes
Hands
rope
Cell phones (you know from the cancer they cause)

feel free to add to the list






Well at least a Republican would never ban any of these items.
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Re: Items to Ban According to liberal logic
« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2012, 05:07:16 PM »
Bread....apples.....very small rocks.
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Re: Items to Ban According to liberal logic
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2012, 05:12:18 PM »
Knives
Forks
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Any Non-White Conservatives/Libertarians
Capitalism
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Re: Items to Ban According to liberal logic
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2012, 05:56:33 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on December 29, 2012, 05:06:14 PM
Well at least a Republican would never ban any of these items.

Well it was Republicans in my state the passed the no smoking in restaurants bill.
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