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The New Club Drug: Preparation H?
« on: June 03, 2008, 10:46:19 AM »
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The hottest club drug appears to be one normally used to fix a "burning" problem.

Preparation H, the topical medication used to treat hemorrhoids, reportedly is catching fire as the latest "drug" to hit the New York City club scene, according to a report on ABCNews.com.

New York bouncer, blogger and author Rob Fitzgerald said men are slathering up their torsos with the hemorrhoid cream to make themselves look "ripped," the Web site reported.

The method has been used by body builders to fix problem areas before competitions and has been touted on the Internet for its ability to sculpt muscles of the chest and torso and even reduce puffiness around the eyes, according to the report.

The topical solution contains a medication called phenylephrine HCL, which shrinks the swollen tissues of hemorrhoids. It works by constricting the nearby blood vessels that surround the area. But the ingredient will shrink other tissue as well, hence its off-label use.

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Re: The New Club Drug: Preparation H?
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2008, 11:01:28 AM »
Maybe Barack Obama should try it on his ears.
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Re: The New Club Drug: Preparation H?
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2008, 11:04:30 AM »
All I can say is it would have to do a hell of alot of ripping. :lmao:
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Re: The New Club Drug: Preparation H?
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2008, 11:08:18 AM »
Please tell me someone forced you at gun point to pose like that.
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Re: The New Club Drug: Preparation H?
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2008, 11:11:00 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on June 03, 2008, 11:08:18 AM
Please tell me someone forced you at gun point to pose like that.

Yes.  His name was Bruce and it wasn't a gun.
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Re: The New Club Drug: Preparation H?
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2008, 11:12:19 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on June 03, 2008, 11:08:18 AM
Please tell me someone forced you at gun point to pose like that.

Nope, better.  My wife hates that towel and those trunks.  Anything that embarasses her is like gold to me.
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Re: The New Club Drug: Preparation H?
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2008, 11:30:24 AM »
Quote from: Rebel Yell on June 03, 2008, 11:12:19 AM
Quote from: Rebel on June 03, 2008, 11:08:18 AM
Please tell me someone forced you at gun point to pose like that.

Nope, better.  My wife hates that towel and those trunks.  Anything that embarasses her is like gold to me.

And he puts it as his avie too! LOL :lmao:
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Re: The New Club Drug: Preparation H?
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2008, 11:33:57 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on June 03, 2008, 11:11:00 AM
Quote from: Rebel on June 03, 2008, 11:08:18 AM
Please tell me someone forced you at gun point to pose like that.

Yes.  His name was Bruce and it wasn't a gun.

 :lmao:

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Re: The New Club Drug: Preparation H?
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2008, 11:38:10 AM »
Hmmmm, maybe that's how that guy in Australia managed to "wear" all those washers.   :-)
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Re: The New Club Drug: Preparation H?
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2008, 11:41:06 AM »
Quote from: Rebel Yell on June 03, 2008, 11:04:30 AM
All I can say is it would have to do a hell of alot of ripping. :lmao:


LOL....How can I find you kind of sexy yet ridiculous in that picture? 
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Re: The New Club Drug: Preparation H?
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2008, 11:49:56 AM »
Quote from: BEG on June 03, 2008, 11:41:06 AM
Quote from: Rebel Yell on June 03, 2008, 11:04:30 AM
All I can say is it would have to do a hell of alot of ripping. :lmao:


LOL....How can I find you kind of sexy yet ridiculous in that picture? 

I honestly don't know.
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Re: The New Club Drug: Preparation H?
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2008, 11:57:14 AM »
Quote from: Rebel Yell on June 03, 2008, 11:04:30 AM
All I can say is it would have to do a hell of alot of ripping. :lmao:


Maybe you could do an experiment for the Lounge, and we can compare before and after pictures.  :lmao:
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Re: The New Club Drug: Preparation H?
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2008, 12:09:53 PM »
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Re: The New Club Drug: Preparation H?
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2008, 12:21:05 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on June 03, 2008, 11:30:24 AM
Quote from: Rebel Yell on June 03, 2008, 11:12:19 AM
Quote from: Rebel on June 03, 2008, 11:08:18 AM
Please tell me someone forced you at gun point to pose like that.

Nope, better.  My wife hates that towel and those trunks.  Anything that embarasses her is like gold to me.

And he puts it as his avie too! LOL :lmao:

It puts it quite at odds with his "Redneck with a Brain" message, doesn't it?
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Re: The New Club Drug: Preparation H?
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2008, 12:56:46 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on June 03, 2008, 12:21:05 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on June 03, 2008, 11:30:24 AM
Quote from: Rebel Yell on June 03, 2008, 11:12:19 AM
Quote from: Rebel on June 03, 2008, 11:08:18 AM
Please tell me someone forced you at gun point to pose like that.

Nope, better.  My wife hates that towel and those trunks.  Anything that embarasses her is like gold to me.

And he puts it as his avie too! LOL :lmao:

It puts it quite at odds with his "Redneck with a Brain" message, doesn't it?
Yeah, you like that don'tcha? :naughty: :lmao:
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Re: The New Club Drug: Preparation H?
« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2008, 12:57:11 PM »
Quote from: Rebel Yell on June 03, 2008, 11:04:30 AM
All I can say is it would have to do a hell of alot of ripping. :lmao:


Good Golly!  A little more to the right, and I'd be able to see clear up your pants!   :o
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