Sat Dec 22, 2012, 10:14 PM
w8liftinglady (22,919 posts)
I have a job interview....PLEASE send vibes!
You all know I've had some issues since my brain surgery.I have an interview Thurday at 1130.Please send some good vibes.I'll feel the hug,and need it.
Dummie trying to get a job? I guess the lobotomy worked.
Now dummie... let me help you out. I ain't sending vibes... they don't work. I will give you some advice. I've made a little list on how to get the job. Call it getting employment for dummies.
1. Leave the nose rings, eyebrow rings, lip piercing thingys home.
2. Cover up the tats. Unless they are on your face, and then just forgot about it and don't waste the interviewers time.
3. Don't expect to make $100,000 a year. Be prepared to start at the bottom
4. Expect to work off shifts.
5. Don't expect 20 days off a year.
6. Take whatever salary they offer.
7. Wear clean and pressed clothes. A suit is preferable.
8. Be early, like an hour early. That way if traffic screws you, you got a cushion. You can always walk around until the interview time
9. Show up around 20 minutes early at the actual interview location.
10. Know what the business does.
11. Don't talk politics. Especially don't talk about how you spent the last year in an OWS camp
12. Bathe before the interview
13. Use deodorant
14. Don't smell like pot.
15. Don't talk about your mental health issues.
Now will this get you the job? Maybe, maybe not. It will at least give you a shot.
You are welcome.
