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Offline Mr Mannn

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Countdown till DOOM
« on: December 20, 2012, 04:05:01 PM »
Count down till DOOMSDAY!  http://www.terriblefate.com/
Presented as a public service so you know just how many hours/minutes/seconds you have left.

The Mayans didn't exactly say how we would all die, so I'm personally in favor of a meteor strike igniting the atmosphere. Quick, painful for a second, and its over.
(of course the Mayans didn't predict their own demise and the doomsday thing is kind of on it's own)

How you you end the world? Man eating grasshoppers?
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Re: Countdown till DOOM
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2012, 04:14:13 PM »
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Re: Countdown till DOOM
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2012, 04:25:05 PM »
forgot about that! Hi5!
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Re: Countdown till DOOM
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2012, 05:04:17 PM »
so by which time zone are we supposed to be annhilated?  Midnight at the International Date line?  Midnight in Greenwich England?  Midnight in the Eastern time zone?

I don't think the mayan's thought this thru all the way.
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Re: Countdown till DOOM
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2012, 05:06:01 PM »
Quote from: DLR Pyro on December 20, 2012, 05:04:17 PM
so by which time zone are we supposed to be annhilated?  Midnight at the International Date line?  Midnight in Greenwich England?  Midnight in the Eastern time zone?

I don't think the mayan's thought this thru all the way.

What timezone were they Mayans in? We were talking about that at work and thought it has to be Central time.  :-)
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Re: Countdown till DOOM
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2012, 05:49:22 PM »
How come the Mayans couldn't predict the Spanish slaughtering them?
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Re: Countdown till DOOM
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2012, 06:03:27 PM »
I think it will be giant tarantulas!



No, not Tarantinos. Tarantulas!







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Re: Countdown till DOOM
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2012, 07:09:08 PM »
I think the movie was wrong about the date. I think this is actually the time (just under 7 hours) that Skynet becomes self aware. We're all screwed.

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Re: Countdown till DOOM
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2012, 08:08:25 PM »
Father I have readied the army. Shall we strike at dawn?

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Re: Countdown till DOOM
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2012, 08:45:42 PM »
Giant man eating rabbits: Night of the Lepus. Hi5
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Re: Countdown till DOOM
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2012, 09:10:51 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 20, 2012, 08:45:42 PM
Giant man eating rabbits: Night of the Lepus. Hi5


Lol. Cue Ptarmigan in 3........2........1.....
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Re: Countdown till DOOM
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2012, 09:13:34 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on December 20, 2012, 08:08:25 PM
Father I have readied the army. Shall we strike at dawn?



Oh Dear Lord!  That gets you a Hi5 and THAT is the most well-earned Hi5 I have ever awarded.  EVAH!

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Re: Countdown till DOOM
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2012, 09:28:17 PM »
I have a job interview tomorrow, so I will be quite irate if the end of the world screws it up  :rant:
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Re: Countdown till DOOM
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2012, 09:36:38 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on December 20, 2012, 09:28:17 PM
I have a job interview tomorrow, so I will be quite irate if the end of the world screws it up  :rant:

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Re: Countdown till DOOM
« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2012, 05:41:15 AM »
I think it's going to be much more subtle (and dangerous), Colonel:

These guys procreate like, well, bunnies:




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Re: Countdown till DOOM
« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2012, 11:27:07 AM »
I say it will be giant Japanese monsters.

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