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toddlers are funny
« on: December 12, 2012, 08:09:18 PM »
I had my two great nieces(2 &3) over tonite (with parents), for dinner. Cute kids. first come off the socks.......they decided to get into the pj's. no warning.....off the clothes...those two are so silly.... :thatsright:
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Re: toddlers are funny
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2012, 08:11:57 PM »
My stepsister and her husband brought the kids over for Thanksgiving.  They were too cute, but Daddy is going to wish he was somewhere else in about ten years with four women in the house. :-)
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Re: toddlers are funny
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2012, 08:12:11 PM »
Our g-granddaughter isn't old enough for that yet.
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Re: toddlers are funny
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2012, 08:14:37 PM »
Alicia, my niece is pregnant with her third, very excited!!
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Re: toddlers are funny
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2012, 08:15:31 PM »
I though we were "out of the woods" with all this cutesy schtick since our youngest grandkid will be 8 in January, but now we have twins on the way in February.   :o

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Re: toddlers are funny
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2012, 08:29:23 PM »
My child doesn't do that yet.  She takes off her socks when she's bored of them, but that's about it.  She says a lot of goofy stuff though.
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Re: toddlers are funny
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2012, 04:16:24 AM »
My 3 yo granddaughter takes off her shoes and socks the minute she gets in the car or as soon as she hits the door to her house.  Luckily, my daughter got her to stop stripping entirely at about 2 1/2. 

I love her with every fiber of my being, but that kid has a horrible temper!  The tantrums she throws are epic.  One day when she was here she had a meltdown and started kicking my closet doors.  I pointed my finger at her and said in my harshest Big Mama voice that she better not do that again.  She touched her foot to the door to see how far she could push me. I popped her on the top of her foot and she screamed like I had just  murdered her.  Then she began to toss herself all over the floor and onto the bed.  I swear as I sit here that she was able to levitate into the air and do a 360 turn during that fit!  I had to leave the room and the rest of the correction up to my daughter because I was laughing so hard.

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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2012, 04:30:25 AM »
Our 3 year old granddaughter likes to run off. Sunday, she took off right in front of a car, thank God it stopped! She earned a serious grandma spanking for that ...and is getting a backpack -harness with a leash for Christmas!
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Re: toddlers are funny
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2012, 08:31:09 PM »
My 3 yo granddaughter takes off her shoes and socks the minute she gets in the car or as soon as she hits the door to her house.  Luckily, my daughter got her to stop stripping entirely at about 2 1/2. 

I love her with every fiber of my being, but that kid has a horrible temper!  The tantrums she throws are epic.  One day when she was here she had a meltdown and started kicking my closet doors.  I pointed my finger at her and said in my harshest Big Mama voice that she better not do that again.  She touched her foot to the door to see how far she could push me. I popped her on the top of her foot and she screamed like I had just  murdered her.  Then she began to toss herself all over the floor and onto the bed.  I swear as I sit here that she was able to levitate into the air and do a 360 turn during that fit!  I had to leave the room and the rest of the correction up to my daughter because I was laughing so hard.

Sounds just like my daughter.  Her tantrums have always been horrific.  I always feared a neighbor would call the police or CPS on us because of the screaming and head banging against the floor she would do.  It sounded like we were beating her.  And she screamed bloody murder too.  She has gotten a bit better, but her tantrums still irritate the ever living crap out of me.  I just put her in the timeout corner and walk away.  She knows she can come out of timeout once she decides to apologize.
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Re: toddlers are funny
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2012, 08:45:56 PM »
Fortunately, i have not had the pleasure of seeing the hgreat nieces have a temper tantrum.whining , definitely....
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