Don't think so. But we'll certainly find out, huh?
Smug little ****er, aintcha? And welcome to the Internet, noob. What you're obviously not aware of is the fact that most of us here are smart not because of what we know, but how little we know and are willing to learn/discuss. I might come across as an arrogant prick know-it-all, but don't kid yourself--if I don't know something, I'll say so, or STFU and listen. Try it sometime!
(Been on the 'Net in one form or another since 1985, thanks for asking.)