I see a rat, and we get some really big river rats around here, said rat's life expectancy has dropped to zero.
I hate rats. I kill them anyway I can as fast as I can. Shovel, poison, shotgun, traps, pistol, weed-eater whatever. It don't matter. I see one, it's gonna get dead real quick.
You are a complete dumbass, dummie. Next we will be hearing about how you have to have all kinds of medical treatment due to the rat bite and can't work and have to go on disability. 
Rats, mice, possums, 'coons, groundhogs, doesn't matter. I consider them all trespassers, and dispatch them with whatever I have handy. Just killed 3 possums in the last week, 1 with a .22 to the head, the other 2 were beaten to death, one with a shovel, the other with a 15 inch Craftsman adjustable wrench.
Seems like we are having more of a varrmit problem this year than previous years. Usually, I kill 3-4 possums a year, 2-3 groundhogs, and my mouse traps in the house nab about 5, usually in the pantry. So far this year, 9 possums, 7 groundhogs, a RABID 'coon, and at least 12 mice.
The only explanation I can come up with is: they are reincarnated Obama voters.

Why didn't he just get a stick and push him through the hole?
Why didn't he just kill the damned filthy thing in the first place. It's not like it's an endangered species.

STOOPID, F'N DUMMIES! You KILL your own babies, YOUR OWN FLESH AND BLOOD, which genetically is 1/2 of YOU, yet you WON'T KILL A F'N, DISEASE CARRYING, PROPERTY DESTROYING RAT!
You people are F'CKED in the head, severely!

What more proof do we need to prove liberalism is a mental disease?