Author Topic: I Just Got Into It Again With My Dumbass Puke Neighbor Tonight (Read 3301 times)

Freeper · « **on:** December 06, 2012, 03:41:37 PM »

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johnlennon_shallrise (81 posts)

I Just Got Into It Again With My Dumbass Puke Neighbor Tonight

Because he decided to stop the wife and I while we were out on our evening walk to try and talk politics and economics with me and when he went to the dumb ass statement they all spew about how the rich and business are "job creators" and that President Obama will never get it I looked at him and very politely asked him to explain to me if that were true and with both corporate profits and unemployment at 50 year highs right now, why is it that we are not drowning in jobs today and he went all lunatic on me and said "oh you'll never understand how economics work because your that jackass long-haired baby-boomin' hippie that plays that damn John Lennon bullshit music loud all the time and you support an illegal alien President". Needless to say that bastard is going to be listening to my 4CD Box Set all damn night long now and that's a FACT!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1251259388

Either this guy is a mole or he will be a contender for DOTY next year if he keeps this up.

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bluestateguy (39,516 posts)
3. It's not patriotic to go against the commander in chief in a time of war

And I take patriotism very seriously.

This coming from the fruitcakes who told us dissent was patriotic when chimpy mcbush hitler cokespoon was in office.

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treestar (37,594 posts)
23. The fact they won't answer the question about why there aren't a lot of jobs after the

Shrub tax cuts, proves they have no desire to discuss any subject at all. They are just haters.

Until they are affected themselves, and even though, they don't give a shit about anyone else.

There were plenty of jobs until around 2007, and what happened in 2007? Nancy someone got a gavel. And Harry someone also got one too. Ring a bell with anyone?

How about answering why 0bama hasn't brought us jobs and he is considered the bestest preezy ever according to you goons.

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thucythucy (560 posts)
31. Keep you doped with religion

and sex and TV,
and you think you're so clever and classless and free,
but you're still ****ing peasants as far as I can see...

As true today as it was in 1970.

Describes DU pretty well.

jukin · « **Reply #1 on:** December 06, 2012, 03:51:38 PM »

First off, 1/2 bong for "jackass long-haired baby-boomin' hippie that plays that damn John Lennon bullshit music loud all the time".

How to know that you have won an argument with a leftist.

1. They say "Don't you think..."
2. They call you a hater.
3. They call you a racist.
4. They call you a homophobe.
5. They call you extreme.
6. They blame Bush or Reagan.
7. They quote someone from PMSNBC.
8. They use the word "consensus."
9. They say "the fact of the matter is..."
10. They use the word "free" regarding a government program.

Wineslob · « **Reply #2 on:** December 06, 2012, 04:20:57 PM »

Prior to Obumbles................................there were no other pRESIDENTs? Wow.

Tucker · « **Reply #3 on:** December 06, 2012, 05:51:20 PM »

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johnlennon_shallrise (81 posts)

I Just Got Into It Again With My Dumbass Puke Neighbor Tonight

Because he decided to stop the wife and I while we were out on our evening walk to try and talk politics and economics with me and when he went to the dumb ass statement they all spew about how the rich and business are "job creators" and that President Obama will never get it I looked at him and very politely asked him to explain to me if that were true and with both corporate profits and unemployment at 50 year highs right now, why is it that we are not drowning in jobs today and he went all lunatic on me and said "oh you'll never understand how economics work because your that jackass long-haired baby-boomin' hippie that plays that damn John Lennon bullshit music loud all the time and you support an illegal alien President".

This is one sentence. It was extremely hard to read.

These people, and I use the term loosely, think that they deserve 30.00 per hour to DUmp garbage cans.

USA4ME · « **Reply #4 on:** December 06, 2012, 06:28:16 PM »

Attn johnlennon_shallrise primitive:

Cry, baby, cry
Make your mother sigh
She's old enough to know better.

.

hopfrog · « **Reply #5 on:** December 06, 2012, 06:48:23 PM »

I have never been accused of being a coherent writer so can usually decipher the broken words and wandering sentence structures that I am all too familiar with.

That being said, this salad shooter of a post screams out for a rosetta stone discovery by folks more knowlegeable than myself.

YupItsMe · « **Reply #6 on:** December 06, 2012, 06:59:21 PM »

Quote from: Tucker on December 06, 2012, 05:51:20 PM

This is one sentence. It was extremely hard to read.

These people, and I use the term loosely, think that they deserve 30.00 per hour to DUmp garbage cans.

I'd like to buy a period for 50, Pat.

Duke Nukum · « **Reply #7 on:** December 06, 2012, 07:18:29 PM »

A word of advice to the John Lennon primitive: Mole better.

Okay, that's two words.

shadeaux · « **Reply #8 on:** December 06, 2012, 07:28:12 PM »

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johnlennon_shallrise (81 posts)

I Just Got Into It Again With My Dumbass Puke Neighbor Tonight

Because he decided to stop the wife and I while we were out on our evening walk to try and talk politics and economics with me and when he went to the dumb ass statement they all spew about how the rich and business are "job creators" and that President Obama will never get it I looked at him and very politely asked him to explain to me if that were true and with both corporate profits and unemployment at 50 year highs right now, why is it that we are not drowning in jobs today and he went all lunatic on me and said "oh you'll never understand how economics work because your that jackass long-haired baby-boomin' hippie that plays that damn John Lennon bullshit music loud all the time and you support an illegal alien President". Needless to say that bastard is going to be listening to my 4CD Box Set all damn night long now and that's a FACT!

Yes, you are

that jackass.

Where do these people live ? My neighbors just wave and say hey, how ya doin'.

Bouncies are really what DUmmies want to say themselves but lack the manhood to do it. That includes DUmmy women too.

BadCat · « **Reply #9 on:** December 06, 2012, 07:30:03 PM »

Quote from: USA4ME on December 06, 2012, 06:28:16 PM

Attn johnlennon_shallrise primitive:

Cry, baby, cry
Make your mother sigh
She's old enough to know better.

.

Good one. I have one for the DUmmy too...

You're thinking of me, the same old way
You were above me, but not today
The only difference is you're down there
I'm looking through you, and you're nowhere

shadeaux · « **Reply #10 on:** December 06, 2012, 07:32:48 PM »

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You're thinking of me, the same old way
You were above me, but not today
The only difference is you're down there
I'm looking through you, and you're nowhere

SPANK !!

NHSparky · « **Reply #11 on:** December 06, 2012, 07:35:25 PM »

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both corporate profits and unemployment at 50 year highs right now, why is it that we are not drowning in jobs today

Dear DUmmie/mole, you need to demonstrate that "corporate profits", however you define them, are anywhere near the levels you opine them to be.

To be sure, a lot of companies are sitting on a boatload of cash right now. Not hiring, not investing, not doing anything with it. Why is that, you suppose? Could it have something to do with the massive tax hikes looming due to Obumblescare coming just around the corner, and rather than be taxed on all that shiny new equipment, you can't tax cash?

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #12 on:** December 06, 2012, 09:28:51 PM »

Back when I was a kid they were still teaching legitimate fundamental material in elementary school.

One of the exercises on which we spent a lot of time was diagramming sentences.

It's a great way to teach sentence structure, phrases, clauses, and the relationship between various parts of speech.

I doubt it's still being done, because some thick-skulled kids don't think it's fun, and many affirmative action teachers probably can't do it.

Anyway, it's kind of a nightmare to think of having to diagram that single-sentence bouncy tale.

Duke Nukum · « **Reply #13 on:** December 06, 2012, 10:23:38 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 06, 2012, 09:28:51 PM

Back when I was a kid they were still teaching legitimate fundamental material in elementary school.

One of the exercises on which we spent a lot of time was diagramming sentences.

It's a great way to teach sentence structure, phrases, clauses, and the relationship between various parts of speech.

I doubt it's still being done, because some thick-skulled kids don't think it's fun, and many affirmative action teachers probably can't do it.

Anyway, it's kind of a nightmare to think of having to diagram that single-sentence bouncy tale.

Yeah, that would be racist today, diagramming a sentence.

Edit to add: They would probably lock down a school today if a teacher, or worse, a home-schooled student where to diagram a sentence in class.

Karin · « **Reply #14 on:** December 07, 2012, 07:46:41 AM »

Oh brother...

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Response to johnlennon_shallrise (Original post)
Thu Dec 6, 2012, 01:28 PM
lbrtbell (2,105 posts)
29. Way to go!

Even though I don't like The Beatles' music, I'd love to be there to witness your John Lennon marathon!

I have a puke neighbor who blares Rush Limpballs and Glenn Dreck outside. When it gets to be too much, I play some of the most annoying New Wave music I own--he gets the point really quickly.

My next attack: I've made a recording of a Keith Olbermann special comment. Here's the kicker--the recording has the special comment backward and forward. At the same time! He won't be able to hear his RW crap over my gibberish, LOL.

LOL.

The stupid bouncy got 50 recs. They'll believe anything.

Skul · « **Reply #15 on:** December 07, 2012, 07:54:58 AM »

That's a sad bouncy. Too sad to really say much about it. No bongs.

DumbAss Tanker · « **Reply #16 on:** December 07, 2012, 10:59:43 AM »

Quote from: Tucker on December 06, 2012, 05:51:20 PM

This is one sentence. It was extremely hard to read.

These people, and I use the term loosely, think that they deserve 30.00 per hour to DUmp garbage cans.

I could see paying 30.00 an hour to dump garbage cans a looooong time before I could see it making any sense to pay fast food workers a professional compensation package.

Kyle Ricky · « **Reply #17 on:** December 07, 2012, 01:49:21 PM »

You can tell those retards are the product of the public school system. They can't read, write, spell, or comprehend anything.

USA4ME · « **Reply #18 on:** December 07, 2012, 02:06:32 PM »

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lbrtbell

My next attack: I've made a recording of a Keith Olbermann special comment. Here's the kicker--the recording has the special comment backward and forward. At the same time! He won't be able to hear his RW crap over my gibberish, LOL.

What a waste of time. No need to do a special recording. Just play what KO says forward; it's still gibberish.

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DLR Pyro · « **Reply #19 on:** December 07, 2012, 03:16:49 PM »

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bluestateguy (39,516 posts)
3. It's not patriotic to go against the commander in chief in a time of war

And I take patriotism very seriously.

ummm DUmmies, from the daily kos on Mar 19, 2006

Sun Mar 19, 2006 at 11:14 AM PST
Dissent is Patriotic

by Eric MassaFollow

Email
60 Comments / 60 New

First, I want to thank Andrew Horne (KY-03) for joining me today. This last week while President Bush was visiting New York's 29th district, a marine corporal who served in Afghanistan, Iraq and Ethiopia approached a group of protesters and said (link):

I just wanted to say that a lot of the guys coming back think that you guys don't appreciate our service... Well, when I went into the service, I took an oath to honor the office of the president, and it's disrespectful to hear you be so negative about him. It feels like a personal attack.

Fortunately, the above-mentioned confrontation ended with hugs and handshakes. But it raised an important point that it is important to repeat over and over: It is possible to both support our soldiers and be critical of our president at the same time. Andrew Horne, who is joining me today, and I both feel very strongly about this.

and you DUmpmonkies thought this was noteworthy enough to bring over to your 'hood

Dissent is Patriotic

so can you mental midgets answer the following multiple guess question:

Dissent is Patriotic
a). Always
b). Never
c). Only when the President is a Republican

Freeper · « **Reply #20 on:** December 07, 2012, 06:31:39 PM »

Quote from: DLR Pyro on December 07, 2012, 03:16:49 PM

ummm DUmmies, from the daily kos on Mar 19, 2006

Sun Mar 19, 2006 at 11:14 AM PST
Dissent is Patriotic

by Eric MassaFollow

Email
60 Comments / 60 New

First, I want to thank Andrew Horne (KY-03) for joining me today. This last week while President Bush was visiting New York's 29th district, a marine corporal who served in Afghanistan, Iraq and Ethiopia approached a group of protesters and said (link):

I just wanted to say that a lot of the guys coming back think that you guys don't appreciate our service... Well, when I went into the service, I took an oath to honor the office of the president, and it's disrespectful to hear you be so negative about him. It feels like a personal attack.

Fortunately, the above-mentioned confrontation ended with hugs and handshakes. But it raised an important point that it is important to repeat over and over: It is possible to both support our soldiers and be critical of our president at the same time. Andrew Horne, who is joining me today, and I both feel very strongly about this.

and you DUmpmonkies thought this was noteworthy enough to bring over to your 'hood

Dissent is Patriotic

so can you mental midgets answer the following multiple guess question:

Dissent is Patriotic
a). Always
b). Never
c). Only when the President is a Republican

The answer is C.

I_B_Perky · « **Reply #21 on:** December 08, 2012, 08:47:43 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 06, 2012, 09:28:51 PM

Back when I was a kid they were still teaching legitimate fundamental material in elementary school.

One of the exercises on which we spent a lot of time was diagramming sentences.

It's a great way to teach sentence structure, phrases, clauses, and the relationship between various parts of speech.

I doubt it's still being done, because some thick-skulled kids don't think it's fun, and many affirmative action teachers probably can't do it.

Anyway, it's kind of a nightmare to think of having to diagram that single-sentence bouncy tale.

They still teach it in parochial schools. My mom is a master at it and the school she taught at before she retired has her come in as a sub to teach it. Me? I couldn't diagram a sentence if you gave me the winning lottery numbers. Never could. It just don't make sense to me for some reason. That and balancing chemical equations. It just freaking escapes me.

Mom gave up on me and diagramming sentences when I was 14. She told Dad "The boy just don't get it!!!". He said he "I don't either" and that was the end of that.

Give me math anytime. Only reason I ever passed any English class was the literature portion cause I love to read. Probably the only reason I can write coherent sentences.

LC EFA · « **Reply #22 on:** December 09, 2012, 02:29:42 PM »

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johnlennon_shallrise (81 posts)

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jackass long-haired baby-boomin' hippie that plays that damn John Lennon bullshit music loud all the time and you support an illegal alien President". Needless to say that bastard is going to be listening to my 4CD Box Set all damn night long now and that's a FACT!

Suffice to say that if I had a neighbour who played that ghastly 60's hippy trash music, no matter their political persuasion, they'd be treated to a Slayer discography interspersed with random Cannibal Corpse songs.

You know the best way to get the beatles back together ? Another ~~three~~ two bullets.

NHSparky · « **Reply #23 on:** December 09, 2012, 05:25:31 PM »

Quote from: LC EFA on December 09, 2012, 02:29:42 PM

Suffice to say that if I had a neighbour who played that ghastly 60's hippy trash music, no matter their political persuasion, they'd be treated to a Slayer discography interspersed with random Cannibal Corpse songs.

You know the best way to get the beatles back together ? Another ~~three~~ two bullets.

What's yellow, ugly, and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

I_B_Perky · « **Reply #24 on:** December 09, 2012, 08:46:10 PM »

Quote from: LC EFA on December 09, 2012, 02:29:42 PM

Suffice to say that if I had a neighbour who played that ghastly 60's hippy trash music, no matter their political persuasion, they'd be treated to a Slayer discography interspersed with random Cannibal Corpse songs.

You know the best way to get the beatles back together ? Another ~~three~~ two bullets.

Naw. Best way is to play the chainsaw... at 6am. Helps if you take the muffler off too.

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