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Quick, before it disappears Tooo funny.
« on: December 03, 2012, 03:41:39 PM »
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White House Unveils Gingerbread House With Giant Edible Bo


Remember all those Obama dog-eating jokes? Well, now the president can actually eat his dog in front of the world and not get hounded by PETA.

Bo, you see, is part of the 300-pound 2012 gingerbread White House that First Lady Michelle Obama unveiled before a group of military families and press last week.
The house, which took six weeks to make by White House executive pastry chef Bill Yosses and staff, features sugar spun windows lit from within, an edible vegetable garden..and a giant Bo Obama frolicking outside the house.
The gingerbread house is part of the holiday decorations, themed "Joy to All". 54 different Christmas trees and the house are on display. About 90,000 visitors are expected to visit the Obamas for Christmas this year.
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/shortorder/2012/12/white_house_unveils_gingerbrea.php
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Re: Quick, before it disappears Tooo funny.
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2012, 04:09:55 PM »
Obama and the Mooche are going to have 90,000 guest this year?????? I bet they give each one a welfare check and a book of foodstamps.
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Re: Quick, before it disappears Tooo funny.
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2012, 06:06:36 PM »
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Re: Quick, before it disappears Tooo funny.
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2012, 02:49:52 AM »
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Re: Quick, before it disappears Tooo funny.
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2012, 08:20:39 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on December 03, 2012, 06:06:36 PM


While that's hilarious, Sarge, you just reminded me about KFC, and now I'm hungry. Though...I really shouldn't spend the money...
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Re: Quick, before it disappears Tooo funny.
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2012, 08:30:40 AM »
Quote from: Revolution on December 04, 2012, 08:20:39 AM
While that's hilarious, Sarge, you just reminded me about KFC, and now I'm hungry. Though...I really shouldn't spend the money...

Chickens are related to ptarmigans.
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Re: Quick, before it disappears Tooo funny.
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2012, 08:51:55 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on December 04, 2012, 08:30:40 AM
Chickens are related to ptarmigans.
Yes, I believe they are.  :rotf:





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Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Quick, before it disappears Tooo funny.
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2012, 09:31:22 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on December 04, 2012, 08:30:40 AM
Chickens are related to ptarmigans.


Birds of a feather fry together?
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Re: Quick, before it disappears Tooo funny.
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2012, 03:23:16 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on December 04, 2012, 09:31:22 AM

Birds of a feather fry together?

Why yes, yes they do! :fuelfire: :tongue: :whistling: O-)
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Re: Quick, before it disappears Tooo funny.
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2012, 07:04:50 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on December 04, 2012, 08:30:40 AM
Chickens are related to ptarmigans.

Which explains why ptarmigans taste like chicken...yummy delicious little chickens.
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Re: Quick, before it disappears Tooo funny.
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2012, 10:13:48 PM »
"54 different Christmas trees .... "   One for each state!
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