After very little thought and consideration, as I'm paying far more attention to The Heiress sitting on my knee, these are my votes:
Willie:
Allan Grayson
Steve:
Systematic Chaos
Robyn:
Atman (who else?)
The Top 10:
BanTheGOP (#1)--This level of stupid should (and, one day in the future, hopefully will) be fatal.
AllanGrayson--He's an ambulance chaser--or chaseee, that some idiots elected to Congress.
Taverner (#2)--I really don't need to go into the explanation, do I?
demtenjeep--Ditto.
DainBramaged--The juxtaposition of three letters describes this one perfectly.
MrScorpio--The 'Internet Badass.'
StinkyTheClown--He mentioned me! That's got to be worth something . . . two cents, maybe?
MiddleFingerMom--She probably wishes that she used her middle finger, instead of conceiving him.
kpete--The archtypical arrogant, rude, rich bitch.
11Bravo--Just because I needed a fake soldier-type.