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Re: voting thread (12-02 through 12-12) for Top DUmmies of 2012
« Reply #150 on: December 11, 2012, 05:57:18 PM »
As a fictional spirit-guide I feel that it is improper for me to vote; however, I would like to offer some opinions.

I am really disappointed in the DUmmies' output this year. The only one who has been really consistently entertaining is nadine, and it just seems like she's trying too hard to be a repeat winner. Sure, many on the list have had some entertaining posts. Taverner's inane rants come quickly to mind. When you think about it though, in most cases it's not been the individual DUmmie posts that have been entertaining as much as it has been the wit displayed here in dissecting said DUmmie posts. In my opinion the only saving grace for this year's competition is the hard work the Mr. Wiggum and frank will put in, and the excellent write-ups that I know frank will write. All of the DUmmies who make the final list should personally thank coach and Ralph for making them more than what they really are.

Despite my opinion above, I have been somewhat impressed by the DUmmie output since the election. I had figured that a BamBam loss would make them crazy, but I didn't expect that a win would make than even batshit crazier. If the nuttiness, craziness, bitterness, etc that they've expressed since November would have been expressed to the same degree since January we really would have a jam up competition.

As for LVL, I am impressed that he actually had the balls to show up here, but it does concern me to a degree. Despite what the DUmmies like to claim, the democrats are famous for artificially skewing elections. I think this is just another democrat trying to do what democrats are famous for doing.
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Re: voting thread (12-02 through 12-12) for Top DUmmies of 2012
« Reply #151 on: December 11, 2012, 06:06:18 PM »
As for LVL, I am impressed that he actually had the balls to show up here, but it does concern me to a degree. Despite what the DUmmies like to claim, the democrats are famous for artificially skewing elections. I think this is just another democrat trying to do what democrats are famous for doing.

Awesome analysis; I can't improve on that.

However, as for the last part, it needs pointed out that the Las Vegas Leviathan followed all the rules and properly voted, so his votes for the Top DUmmies of 2012 have been recorded.
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Re: voting thread (12-02 through 12-12) for Top DUmmies of 2012
« Reply #152 on: December 11, 2012, 06:14:59 PM »
Awesome analysis; I can't improve on that.

However, as for the last part, it needs pointed out that the Las Vegas Leviathan followed all the rules and properly voted, so his votes for the Top DUmmies of 2012 have been recorded.
Reminds me of a couple of years ago when DUmmy Tangerine LaBamba showed up here in December, desperately campaigning for votes.

She failed to move out of the lower echelon of DUmpmonkeys, and shortly after results were announced she killed herself, making the world a better place.

I doubt the LVL has the decency to follow her lead.

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Re: voting thread (12-02 through 12-12) for Top DUmmies of 2012
« Reply #153 on: December 11, 2012, 06:18:17 PM »
before it's too late . . .

The Willie:

Alan Graysom

The Steve:

Omaha Steve

The Rob:

Atman

Top ten:

DainBramaged
Taverner
nadinbrzezinski
PC Intern
Horse with no name
Stinky the Clown
grasswire
MrScorpio
proud2blibKansas
kpete

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Re: voting thread (12-02 through 12-12) for Top DUmmies of 2012
« Reply #154 on: December 11, 2012, 06:20:58 PM »
Reminds me of a couple of years ago when DUmmy Tangerine LaBamba showed up here in December, desperately campaigning for votes.

She failed to move out of the lower echelon of DUmpmonkeys, and shortly after results were announced she killed herself, making the world a better place.

I doubt the LVL has the decency to follow her lead.

Actually, she commented much, but she never voted.

However, the year before that, one of the candidates for Top DUmmies did, AllentownJake.

<<eternally grateful to the late Tangerine LaBamba, for all the information she fed us about the primitives; the only one she wouldn't rat on was the sparkling old dude, but her illuminations about so many others more than made up for it.
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Re: voting thread (12-02 through 12-12) for Top DUmmies of 2012
« Reply #155 on: December 11, 2012, 06:24:42 PM »
The Rob:

Atman

Thankyouthankyouthankyou!

The evil twin's still behind for this award, but pulling closer.

<<wants so badly to give this award to the proper primitive.
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Re: voting thread (12-02 through 12-12) for Top DUmmies of 2012
« Reply #156 on: December 11, 2012, 06:44:03 PM »


She failed to move out of the lower echelon of DUmpmonkeys, and shortly after results were announced she killed herself, making the world a better place.


It's a real shame that we can't affect more DUmmies the same way.
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Re: voting thread (12-02 through 12-12) for Top DUmmies of 2012
« Reply #157 on: December 11, 2012, 08:05:50 PM »
Willie - Alan Grayson

Steve - PCIntern

Rob - Atman

Top DUmmy - nadin (one vote only - no one else deserves consideration)

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Re: voting thread (12-02 through 12-12) for Top DUmmies of 2012
« Reply #158 on: December 11, 2012, 08:16:22 PM »
Rob - Atman

I kiss your feet; you're narrowing the gap.

I so want Atman to win; it'd be a joy and pleasure to write his award.
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Re: voting thread (12-02 through 12-12) for Top DUmmies of 2012
« Reply #159 on: December 11, 2012, 08:18:55 PM »
I kiss your feet; you're narrowing the gap.

I so want Atman to win; it'd be a joy and pleasure to write his award.
Man, that clout is really getting revved up now.

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Re: voting thread (12-02 through 12-12) for Top DUmmies of 2012
« Reply #160 on: December 11, 2012, 08:29:58 PM »
Man, that clout is really getting revved up now.

The rest of my primitives aren't doing so well; it's been a sad surprise to me, given that I was sure I had a full slate of top-of-the-line, first-rate, top-notch, DUmmies for 2012.

I'm thinking about--right now, I thinking 50% "yes," 50% "no," about doing it--for Christmas Eve Eve, December 23, posting my personal awards--not connected in any way with this contest--for my primitives, showing how even though they lost, they truly deserved to win.

If I do it, which I might, or might not, they'll be "franksolich's sour grapes awards."
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Re: voting thread (12-02 through 12-12) for Top DUmmies of 2012
« Reply #161 on: December 11, 2012, 09:19:41 PM »
For the Willie: First, I was going with Grayson but I realized now that he's been reelected he really has no use for the DUmmies, at least until the next election when he comes begging for cash again. They're simply useful idiots to an useful idiot.

So my pick is poor stupid Beth, who would be unknown were it not for that disastrous fund raiser. And whose insanity drove away a perfectly wonderful husband. Wonder if Doug is still making fun of her in his act?

The Steve: demtenjeep...whatever the hell that name means. Maybe it refers to her size, I dunno. I think about all the stupid shit she's done over the years and the award could easily have been named the "Pammie".

The Rob: SidDithers

As far as the DUmmies of the year go. I don't really have a preference for #1. It's mostly been a lackluster year for them. Same anger, same angst, same hopelessness. They never evolve. I can't imagine hating life and just about every other human on the planet as much as they do.

DainBramaged
Nads
sabrina1
grasswire
kpete
PC Intern
Taverner
CalPiggy
AviationPro
OmahaSteve

CalPig should at least get an honorable mention for being the first one to a picture thread with a face uglier than a rhino's butt.

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Re: voting thread (12-02 through 12-12) for Top DUmmies of 2012
« Reply #162 on: December 11, 2012, 09:23:22 PM »
CalPig should at least get an honorable mention for being the first one to a picture thread with a face uglier than a rhino's butt.

:clap: :clap: :clap:

Wonderful.
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Re: voting thread (12-02 through 12-12) for Top DUmmies of 2012
« Reply #163 on: December 12, 2012, 01:49:09 AM »
The Willie: Omaha Steve

The Steve: Even though I know Steve will win, I go with Dob Bole

The Rob:  Alan Grayson

DOTY:
1. Stinky The Clow
2. Taverner
3. nadinbrzezinski
4. Omaha Steve
5. Great Caesars Ghost
6. Hockey Mom
7. CBayer
8. Horse With no Name
9. BanTheGOP
10. Proud2BLibKansan,
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Re: voting thread (12-02 through 12-12) for Top DUmmies of 2012
« Reply #164 on: December 12, 2012, 02:33:55 AM »
the “Willie“: the military-bashing primitives

the “Steve": Omaha Steve

the “Rob": nadinbrzezinski

the Top DUmmies of 2012:

1StrongBlackMan
BanTheGOP
cali
nadinbrzezinski
Omaha Steve
steve2470
Stinky the Clown
SystematicChaos
Taverner
Whovian
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Re: voting thread (12-02 through 12-12) for Top DUmmies of 2012
« Reply #165 on: December 12, 2012, 04:04:22 AM »
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Re: voting thread (12-02 through 12-12) for Top DUmmies of 2012
« Reply #166 on: December 12, 2012, 04:53:22 AM »
The Lardass came on here whining for votes, like campaigning inside a polling place.

Like the sobbing neckbeard, he's a lifelong loser who sees this as the only chance in his entire miserable existence to win something.

 

 



I find your passive-aggressive postings about this member very curious.     You refuse to directly take him on.   

Coward?   not quite.   But definitely something along that line. 





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Re: voting thread (12-02 through 12-12) for Top DUmmies of 2012
« Reply #167 on: December 12, 2012, 04:55:05 AM »
The rest of my primitives aren't doing so well; it's been a sad surprise to me, given that I was sure I had a full slate of top-of-the-line, first-rate, top-notch, DUmmies for 2012.

I'm thinking about--right now, I thinking 50% "yes," 50% "no," about doing it--for Christmas Eve Eve, December 23, posting my personal awards--not connected in any way with this contest--for my primitives, showing how even though they lost, they truly deserved to win.

If I do it, which I might, or might not, they'll be "franksolich's sour grapes awards."

Nads is running away with this one.   I think we should get her a subscription to Psychology Today, or wikipedia (the super-secret premium online version that only conservatives have access to).


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Re: voting thread (12-02 through 12-12) for Top DUmmies of 2012
« Reply #168 on: December 12, 2012, 04:59:04 AM »
Well, even before he showed up here, it looked as if he were going to crack inside the top ten anyway; I dunno where, as I'm not keeping a running tally, but probably top primitive anywhere between #05 and #10.

Since I'd speculated he'd be in there somewhere, I'd already started writing his award, a rough draft, and it was going to be incisive, cutting, innovative, breaking new ground.

But then he showed up here, which changed things abruptly.

It's like cooking or chemistry; one can mix twenty ingredients or twenty chemicals together to make something, but then the inclusion of a twenty-first can change the whole thing, it ending up something wholly different.

The Las Vegas Leviathan didn't do franksolich any favors, coming here.

Excresence happens, but I'm still at a loss what to write about him now, since all that I wrote before won't work.

My purpose in coming here is only to defend myself and let it be known that nobody here can intimidate me or insult me to any greater degree than hundreds of intoxicated casino patrons -- or hell, my own mother on a really bad drunken and pissy day -- ever did.

I'm not trying to intentionally disrupt or make things harder on anyone.

Whatever the case, I'm sure something amusing will be forthcoming in my "honor".   :-)

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Re: voting thread (12-02 through 12-12) for Top DUmmies of 2012
« Reply #169 on: December 12, 2012, 05:37:03 AM »
We need a few more for W8liftinglady. At least a top 20 finish.
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Re: voting thread (12-02 through 12-12) for Top DUmmies of 2012
« Reply #170 on: December 12, 2012, 06:32:11 AM »
My purpose in coming here is only to defend myself and let it be known that nobody here can intimidate me or insult me to any greater degree than hundreds of intoxicated casino patrons -- or hell, my own mother on a really bad drunken and pissy day -- ever did.



If you haven't figured it out yet, we mock you because you have no manhood, no pride. You are a shining example of the Democratic target demographic. You choose to not support yourself, and live off the effort of your wife and every American taxpayer. You are a moocher. You're also a sob sister; even now, in "defending" yourself, you wrote about an abusive mother- if you had an ounce of shame or honor, you would exile yourself. 

You contribute nothing to our world, our country, or our society, and in a true "survival of the fittest" world, you would have been eliminated years ago. You survive only through the generosity of spirit of your fellow Americans, a generosity which you falsely believe yourself entitled to.

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I'm not trying to intentionally disrupt or make things harder on anyone.

Your very existence makes life harder for every American. You take food from the mouths of children, and create financial uncertainty for every American taxpayer, by your choices in life. Again, you contribute nothing, only take.

I am an American producer, a taxpayer. On a personal level, you owe me a debt of gratitude which you can never repay. Every dollar you spend at a casino, every keystroke on your computer or smartphone, every bit of your healthcare, is taken from my wallet. I'll never see a dime of return for my investment on your life, and I expect to die an old man without receiving a penny of repayment of your debt to me, but I would appreciate a reasonable show of gratitude.

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Re: voting thread (12-02 through 12-12) for Top DUmmies of 2012
« Reply #171 on: December 12, 2012, 07:40:36 AM »
My purpose in coming here is only to defend myself and let it be known that nobody here can intimidate me or insult me to any greater degree than hundreds of intoxicated casino patrons -- or hell, my own mother on a really bad drunken and pissy day -- ever did.

I'm not trying to intentionally disrupt or make things harder on anyone.

Whatever the case, I'm sure something amusing will be forthcoming in my "honor".   :-)

Well now, it's just one of those things that happened.

By showing up here, you pretty much negated what I was writing.

Threw a monkey wrench into the creative juices.

But you didn't know.

I've since decided to salvage some of what I'd written for your award, to use for the award for Pamela, the demtenjeep primitive, so it's not a total loss.  Maybe not much of a loss at all, once I adapt it to her.

Your award--and I'm sure you've been selected in the elite top ten somewhere--I have to start from scratch, but I'm sure you'll be pleased with it.
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Re: voting thread (12-02 through 12-12) for Top DUmmies of 2012
« Reply #172 on: December 12, 2012, 07:46:29 AM »
I'm not going to send out any more reminders.

As of right now, circa 7:45 a.m. central time, there's about ten more hours to vote.

I'll be shutting the ballot box about 6:00 p.m. central time today.

It needs pointed out for those who've already voted, they can change their votes if they wish, during the time remaining.
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Re: voting thread (12-02 through 12-12) for Top DUmmies of 2012
« Reply #173 on: December 12, 2012, 08:39:42 AM »
<whew> IBTL

Willie:  Alan Grayson
Steve:  Omaha Steve(let him win at least 1 thing)
Rob:  Atman

DOTY(in no particular order)

Aviation Pro(he's an idiot who gives us aviation professionals a bad name)
Ban the Gop
DemTennJeep(I mean really, gotta have Pam in it)
Grasswire
Kpete
Nads
OmahaSteve
Skinner(he HAS to be top dummy. He's like the Pied Piper of Dummyland)
Taverner
Atman(he's just an idiot)

Thanks, Frank, for doing an awesome job with this as always.
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Re: voting thread (12-02 through 12-12) for Top DUmmies of 2012
« Reply #174 on: December 12, 2012, 09:55:54 AM »
The only thing as sickening as being in the presence of the Las Vegas Lardass is to see someone "welcome" or "congratulate" him.

He's the epitome of the worthless, useless, lazy, parasitic creatures who are destroying America.

It's disgraceful to show hospitality toward this human debris.

That removes the confusion about the BS.