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Offline ScubaGuy

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Let the layoffs begin
« on: November 30, 2012, 04:34:46 PM »
You may have lost hope but you got change.

OWN IT!

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let the lay offs begin!
I'm receiving mine as I type this. Anger doesn't begin to describe how I feel.
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Re: Let the layoffs begin
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2012, 04:38:21 PM »
Quote from: ScubaGuy on November 30, 2012, 04:34:46 PM
You may have lost hope but you got change.

OWN IT!


The primitive should be happy that it is getting what it voted for.
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Re: Let the layoffs begin
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2012, 04:46:42 PM »
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9. They don't care and wouldn't if you told them this

All you've ever represented to the managerial class is too many dollars going out the door, not how many dollars your work has brought in to the company.
 
Come the revolution, every business school in the country should be razed and the grads all sent back for re education by the working class.
 
I'm sorry this happened to you. It's happened to me too.

"Come the revolution?" The only revolution you need is me swinging a basball bat at your head, you commie trash.

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Re: Let the layoffs begin
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2012, 05:04:44 PM »
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9. They don't care and wouldn't if you told them this

All you've ever represented to the managerial class is too many dollars going out the door, not how many dollars your work has brought in to the company.

Au contraire, my wee DUmmies. that is EXACTLY what they look at.  Does anyone seriously believe that any of the employed DUmmies is anything but a time-serving clock-watcher?  When management looks at slimming down and keeping only their most productive employees (To the extent their hands aren't tied by seniority rules in a union or government shop), what are the real chances of a DUmmie making the cut?

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Re: Let the layoffs begin
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2012, 05:09:13 PM »
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16. this happened at the same time

Four years ago same company.


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Re: Let the layoffs begin
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2012, 05:10:13 PM »
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I'm sorry this happened to you. It's happened to me too.


Well, I really enjoy hearing about DUmpmonkeys suffering, but it's a lie when DUmmy Warpy (the one who's a dead ringer for President von Hindenberg with slightly less facial hair) says she was laid off.

She was working as a nurse somewhere up there in the northeastern hellhole, when she was caught stealing narcotics from the hospital.

She was fired, and lost her license to work as a nurse, but somehow avoided prison.

She then hit the road, unemployed, drifting from one source of drugs to another, until she ended up in rural New Mexico, where she is today.

So, she was fired and lost her job in disgrace, but was not laid off like this hilarious christmasnumbers DUmmy.


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Offline Mr Mannn

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Re: Let the layoffs begin
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2012, 05:12:33 PM »
Layoffs are something that will affect all people, conservative and liberal. This is what Obama wants: a country crippled and pliable to reform into his commie paradise.

Its sad that good men and women will suffer. But its hard to have sympathy for a DUmmie. Others may have been deceived, but a DUmmie voted for this. Own it.

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Re: Let the layoffs begin
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2012, 05:17:19 PM »
Our bank prez came up to talk to our little branch one day last week. He talked about Obamacare, and the effect all of it will have on us and our neck of the woods in general.

He said our health premium will go up, and we will eventually lose our hospital. I guess the office lib just about fell off of her chair.

Even worse is what it will do to the small businesses we service. Many of them will not be able to continue to function, and that will eventually have an effect on our business. Not good news. But, on the other hand--FREE BIRTH CONTROL!!!  :whatever:
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Re: Let the layoffs begin
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2012, 05:19:06 PM »
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Come the revolution, every business school in the country should be razed and the grads all sent back for re education by the working class.

They want it so bad. The purge. The reeducation camps. Govt approved murders.
Its so close they can taste it. They yearn for this. Their hearts groan with this bloody burden.
soooo close. DUmmies shudder in sudden orgasm at the mere thought.

Its the only thing that could coax DUmmies from their basements and into uniform.
Warpy would be there. The Las Vegas Leviathan would spring for a custom made uniform too.
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Re: Let the layoffs begin
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2012, 05:46:18 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on November 30, 2012, 05:10:13 PM
Well, I really enjoy hearing about DUmpmonkeys suffering, but it's a lie when DUmmy Warpy (the one who's a dead ringer for President von Hindenberg with slightly less facial hair) says she was laid off.

She was working as a nurse somewhere up there in the northeastern hellhole, when she was caught stealing narcotics from the hospital.

She was fired, and lost her license to work as a nurse, but somehow avoided prison.

She then hit the road, unemployed, drifting from one source of drugs to another, until she ended up in rural New Mexico, where she is today.

So, she was fired and lost her job in disgrace, but was not laid off like this hilarious christmasnumbers DUmmy.

Yep, she's a mean one, mean as an old rattlesnake.

By the way, the defrocked warped primitive has been nominated to be including in the Top DUmmies of 2012, and I for one would appreciate votes on her behalf.

<<aching to write one Hell of an award for her.
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Re: Let the layoffs begin
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2012, 05:58:47 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on November 30, 2012, 05:19:06 PM
They want it so bad. The purge. The reeducation camps. Govt approved murders.
Its so close they can taste it. They yearn for this. Their hearts groan with this bloody burden.
soooo close. DUmmies shudder in sudden orgasm at the mere thought.

Its the only thing that could coax DUmmies from their basements and into uniform.
Warpy would be there. The Las Vegas Leviathan would spring for a custom made uniform too.

And face a hell fire beyond their imagination.
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Re: Let the layoffs begin
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2012, 06:05:59 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 30, 2012, 05:46:18 PM
By the way, the defrocked warped primitive has been nominated to be including in the Top DUmmies of 2012, and I for one would appreciate votes on her behalf.

<<aching to write one Hell of an award for her.

These are leftists, Coach.

These are the people who gave us self-esteem bumper stickers so their useless breeding byproducts didn't get upset for not making honor roll.

Feel free to write one regardless of her final standing.
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Re: Let the layoffs begin
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2012, 06:07:53 PM »
Quote from: Carl on November 30, 2012, 05:58:47 PM
And face a hell fire beyond their imagination.

Uh huh, the defrocked warped primitive has plenty of the socialist Brown Shirts in her.
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Re: Let the layoffs begin
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2012, 06:20:13 PM »
hey warpy...."come the revolution", you and the rest of the posters at the DUmp will have their heads on stakes and their eyes being eaten by crows.
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Re: Let the layoffs begin
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2012, 09:16:06 PM »
I do not wish anyone ill...except for the vile people that voted for Obama. Those people can slowly die, or fast. Either way they become good Obama voters.
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Re: Let the layoffs begin
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2012, 09:17:14 PM »
Quote from: jukin on November 30, 2012, 09:16:06 PM
I do not wish anyone ill...except for the vile people that voted for Obama. Those people can slowly die, or fast. Either way they become good Obama voters.

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Re: Let the layoffs begin
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2012, 10:16:53 PM »
The problem with wishing that DUmmies get laid off is, they will get what they want when it happens. A check for no work required.

I hope the DUmmies don't get laid off and have to go to work every day, and I hope they get their taxes raised.

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Re: Let the layoffs begin
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2012, 02:52:02 AM »
Quote from: Mary Ann on November 30, 2012, 05:17:19 PM
Our bank prez came up to talk to our little branch one day last week. He talked about Obamacare, and the effect all of it will have on us and our neck of the woods in general.

He said our health premium will go up, and we will eventually lose our hospital. I guess the office lib just about fell off of her chair.

Even worse is what it will do to the small businesses we service. Many of them will not be able to continue to function, and that will eventually have an effect on our business. Not good news. But, on the other hand--FREE BIRTH CONTROL!!!  :whatever:
All is well now, since Sandra Fluke is on the short list for Person Of The Year at Time magazine.   :sarcasm:
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Re: Let the layoffs begin
« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2012, 03:56:05 AM »
Quote from: sybilll on December 01, 2012, 02:52:02 AM
All is well now, since Sandra Fluke is on the short list for Person Of The Year at Time magazine.   :sarcasm:

If there was a list for Slut of the Year, she would be my first choice.
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Re: Let the layoffs begin
« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2012, 04:14:22 AM »
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let the lay offs begin!
I'm receiving mine as I type this. Anger doesn't begin to describe how I feel.

Perhaps if you were working instead of spewing on (D)roolingUnderground, you may have been spared the axe.
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Re: Let the layoffs begin
« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2012, 04:25:32 AM »
Quote from: jukin on November 30, 2012, 09:16:06 PM
I do not wish anyone ill...except for the vile people that voted for Obama. Those people can slowly die, or fast. Either way they become good Obama voters.

It all finally got to be too much and I emailed the parents informing them that any relative that is either A). Democrat or B). Voted for Obinga is disowned by me and is, for all intents and purposes, dead to me.  I will not see them ever again, talk to them or be present for any function to include funerals.  I would, however, show up at a later date to spit on their graves.

There is no repproachment possible.
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Re: Let the layoffs begin
« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2012, 04:41:20 PM »
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let the lay offs begin!
I'm receiving mine as I type this. Anger doesn't begin to describe how I feel.

Hey dummie? We told you and told you and told you. You were warned, multiple times. You went ahead and did what we told you not to. You voted for obumbles and enough like minded parasites did so too and he got reelected. Guess what, dummie? You wanted it, you voted for it, you were successful, and now you OWN IT!!!!

Now you get to reap the consequences, dummie.  Sucks to be you. I have zero sympathy for you. None, zilch, nada. You have nobody to blame but the person that is staring back at you in the mirror.

I hope you get so mad you off yourself.  :loser:
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Re: Let the layoffs begin
« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2012, 04:47:11 PM »
Go ahead and start a small business. Obama says he loves small business so it should be easy.

Right?
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Re: Let the layoffs begin
« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2012, 05:19:21 PM »
Boo hoo.
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Re: Let the layoffs begin
« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2012, 05:30:31 PM »
I hope DUmmy christmasnumbers and his entire family starve, literally.

It would be even better if he'd keep us up-to-date, as the starvation proceeds, with frequent DUmp posts.

A pro tip for DUmmy christmasnumbers: Take a close look at the family right now to see who's weakest.

That'll be your next source of fresh meat.

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