LynneSin primitive has a cold

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018245418

Oh my.

One of the top contenders for the Top DUmmies of 2012.

LynneSin (89,299 posts)   Fri Nov 30, 2012, 10:16 AM

You know who deserves to win that $500million from the powerball

The fricking genius who finds the cure for my *(#% cold!

kentauros (19,936 posts)    Fri Nov 30, 2012, 10:32 AM

1. I got a cold about a week before Thanksgiving.

It kind of turned into bronchitis, and is fading away now. I looked up "sputum" color last night just to check and make sure I didn't need to get antibiotics (I don't think I do.)
 
The cold viruses in the last decade or so seem to be stronger than I remember in my earlier years. Either that, or my immune system is less functional.

Well now, I don't think franksolich can help the retardosauros primitive with its cold, but one suspects the LynneSin primitive's cold has something to do with her overall physical condition, which isn't good.

The LynneSin primitive really needs to cut out all the pharmaceuticals she takes for her women's problems, because they're making her dropsical, and that makes her vulnerable to colds.

If the LynneSin primitive can't develop the fine art of Fortitude, she could at least switch to booze, which while it does some damage, doesn't do as much damage as all those chemical pills.

[Carl]

It has been over 2 years since I had much of a cold but then again I get myself outside and do stuff in the fresh air too.

[franksolich]

It has been over 2 years since I had much of a cold but then again I get myself outside and do stuff in the fresh air too.

She lives in Delaware, though.

It's hard to do stuff out in the fresh air in Delaware when one takes up half the whole state.

[Karin]

Frank, you said before that her weight must be the result of pharms, making her gain water.  No.  It's just fat, through and through.  Nothing more complicated.  She already admitted she has horrible eating habits. 

[franksolich]

Frank, you said before that her weight must be the result of pharms, making her gain water.  No.  It's just fat, through and through.  Nothing more complicated.  She already admitted she has horrible eating habits. 

Well, as I said though, I'm no physician or other medical personnel.

But the photographs of her at the Barack Milhous inaugural gala in 2009 show it sagging like water, not fat.

[Randy]

I wonder what and how much either one smokes. They'll lie and claim to breathe nothing but the finest in filtered air though so I'm wasting my time asking.

[GOBUCKS]

I think DUmmy LynneSin is a lot like the long-departed, much-missed DUmmy Sarah Imaboobi.

Her physical deterioration and mental derangement are due to a lack of sexual activity.

An hour or two a day with DUmmy stevenumbers would do wonders.

[andhe78]

It has been over 2 years since I had much of a cold but then again I get myself outside and do stuff in the fresh air too.

That's it right there-I work outside year around in all types of weather and haven't had a sniffle in years.

[franksolich]

I think DUmmy LynneSin is a lot like the long-departed, much-missed DUmmy Sarah Imaboobi.

Her physical deterioration and mental derangement are due to a lack of sexual activity.

An hour or two a day with DUmmy stevenumbers would do wonders.

Well, apparently she's frequently in the company of the ThomCat primitive.

The only problem there being the ThomCat primitive likes 'em young.....and male.

[LC EFA]

I wonder what and how much either one smokes. They'll lie and claim to breathe nothing but the finest in filtered air though so I'm wasting my time asking.

I filter my nice clean air through a thick wad of burning tobacco - and I NEVER get sick enough to be non-functional.

[LC EFA]

LynneSin (89,299 posts)   Fri Nov 30, 2012, 10:16 AM

You know who deserves to win that $500million from the powerball

The fricking genius who finds the cure for my *(#% cold!

Hrm. Given that you're old , fat and unproductive, Doc Obammie will only authorise one option under his benevolent health care plan.

Euthanasia.

Please report to Government Care Facility 34234A At your soonest opportunity. Don't make us send out the goons !.   

[Dori]

I'm good for at least one good cold a year, but I'm also exposed to human virus incubators every day. 

[Ballygrl]

Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think bronchitis goes away on its own, I think you do need an antibiotic when you have that.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

die

[Big Dog]

Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think bronchitis goes away on its own, I think you do need an antibiotic when you have that.

BG, bronchitis is inflammation of the bronchi, the tubes that go into the lungs from the windpIpe. Acute bronchitis can be caused by a bacterial infection, a viral infection, or irritation from chemicals. Of the three, only bacterial infection responds to antibiotics. 

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

bronchitis is inflammation of the bronchi...

Which is one of the biggest misconceptions of medicine.

People think that when a doctor or someone puts a name to something they're telling you what's wrong.

They aren't.

They're merely describing the presentation of the symptoms.

They never say, "'Tis this." They only say, "This is what I see." The latter incurs too much potential for misdiagnosis.

[Randy]

Which is one of the biggest misconceptions of medicine.

People think that when a doctor or someone puts a name to something they're telling you what's wrong.

They aren't.

They're merely describing the presentation of the symptoms.

They never say, "'Tis this." They only say, "This is what I see." The latter incurs too much potential for misdiagnosis.

Yep, the license is to practise what they've learned to that point. There's nothing involved saying they know absolutely what is wrong.