Ugh, that Lorax is Hopehoops avatar. I'm become allergic to it, the same way with Sabrina's iceskates.
The DUmmies head would have exploded had she had the same job I did at a groundwood papermill. The tree is snipped from the ground, cruelly taken from its home to a belching factory. There it is waterboarded. Then, it is callously tossed into a huge drum with its brothers and sisters, where they are spun and tossed around and the very force of their colliding skins them alive!! Then they're ground up into pulp, further refined, and then baked alive on a paper machine!!
Then, it's turned into Christmas wrapping paper. Merry Christmas!