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Offline RobJohnson

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Bacon-scented shaving cream hits the market
« on: November 29, 2012, 05:06:34 AM »
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Just when you think every bit of bacon innovation has been cooked up, another seemingly unbelievable creation is unveiled for the world to enjoy.
 
But today's new bacon offering is not to be eaten. Rather, it's to be used as part of the distinguished gentleman's grooming routine: bacon shaving cream.
 
For $14.99, you can purchase a limited-edition can of what creator J&D's Foods suggests "is best used after a hot shower or before an important date with someone you may want to spend the rest of your life with."

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/bacon-flavored-shaving-cream-hits-market-213053081.html
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Re: Bacon-scented shaving cream hits the market
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2012, 05:12:33 AM »
I have just the jingle:

"The best part of waking up is bacon on your mug"
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Re: Bacon-scented shaving cream hits the market
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2012, 07:22:42 AM »
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"Prepare to be loved, admired and possibly be eaten by bears."

Carl, do you think that DEC would consider shaving with this, then bear hunting, as "hunting over bait?" :whistling: O-)
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Re: Bacon-scented shaving cream hits the market
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2012, 07:42:44 PM »
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Re: Bacon-scented shaving cream hits the market
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2012, 08:42:38 PM »
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Re: Bacon-scented shaving cream hits the market
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2012, 08:48:56 PM »
Quote from: boldfighter on November 29, 2012, 08:42:38 PM
hipsters ruin everything: bacon is the new black




 :lmao:

I mean really, I love bacon.  But, it isn't supposed to be shaving cream or vodka.  It's freaking food people!  FOOD!
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Re: Bacon-scented shaving cream hits the market
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2012, 09:28:53 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on November 29, 2012, 08:48:56 PM
:lmao:

I mean really, I love bacon.  But, it isn't supposed to be shaving cream or vodka.  It's freaking food people!  FOOD!
I love bacon, but that is going a bit overboard. It could be awkward if you had finished shaving, and your dog comes and takes a big size chunk out of you... :thatsright:
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Re: Bacon-scented shaving cream hits the market
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2012, 04:46:50 AM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on November 29, 2012, 09:28:53 PM
I love bacon, but that is going a bit overboard. It could be awkward if you had finished shaving, and your dog comes and takes a big size chunk out of you... :thatsright:

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Re: Bacon-scented shaving cream hits the market
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2012, 10:00:03 AM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on November 29, 2012, 09:28:53 PM
I love bacon, but that is going a bit overboard. It could be awkward if you had finished shaving, and your dog comes and takes a big size chunk out of you... :thatsright:

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Shave in the morning, then go ahead and get down on the ground to play with the dog.

I could wind up as freakin' breakfast.  :thatsright:
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Re: Bacon-scented shaving cream hits the market
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2012, 10:02:49 AM »
By the end of the day, you might be attracting flies.
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Re: Bacon-scented shaving cream hits the market
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2012, 10:29:40 AM »
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....gross!!!! :???:
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