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Favorite comedians
« on: November 26, 2012, 12:24:38 AM »
Here are my five:

1) George Carlin
2) Jerry Seinfeld
3) Steven Wright

And my current two, based upon listening to Pandora:

4) Jim Gaffigan
5) Daniel Tosh

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Re: Favorite comedians
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2012, 12:27:58 AM »
Mitch Hedberg
Eddie Murphy
Bill Cosby

I'll have to think of two more.
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Re: Re: Re: Favorite comedians
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2012, 12:30:30 AM »
Mitch Hedberg
Eddie Murphy
Bill Cosby

I'll have to think of two more.

Those are three good additions to my list. 8)
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Re: Favorite comedians
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2012, 02:35:00 AM »
1. George Carlin
2. Richard Pryor
3. Ron White (I steal a lot of his lines in everyday conversation)
4. Mitch Hedberg
5. Amy Schumer
6. Chris Rock
7. Larry The Cable Guy
8. John Caparulo
9. Denis Leary
10. Todd Barry
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Re: Favorite comedians
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2012, 08:04:52 AM »
In no particular order:

Gabriel Iglesias
George Carlin
Pablo Francisco
Bob Marley
Jeff Dunham
Jake Johannsen
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Re: Favorite comedians
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2012, 08:10:38 AM »
Brother Dave Gardner!
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Re: Favorite comedians
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2012, 08:11:57 AM »
here's my list:

George Carlin
Sam Kinison
Lenny Bruce
Ron White
Jeff Foxworthy

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Re: Favorite comedians
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2012, 08:17:23 AM »
Jerry Clower.  The man's a genius.
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Re: Favorite comedians
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2012, 08:41:18 AM »
I forgot Ralphie May.  Gonna go Cuba Diving???
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Re: Favorite comedians
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2012, 02:55:22 PM »
Jerry Clower
Carl Hurley
Bill Cosby
Eddie Murphy
Daniel Tosh
Lisa Lampinelli
Dave Chappelle
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Re: Favorite comedians
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2012, 03:03:55 PM »
No particular order:

Bill Cosby
Carol Burnette
Bob Hope
Buddy Hackett
Brian Regan
Jerry Clower
Brother Dave Gardner
Flip Wilson
Bob Newhart
Robin Williams
Steven Wright

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Re: Favorite comedians
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2012, 03:56:29 PM »
Brother Dave Gardner!

Oh the laughs we had as teenagers......that was a long time ago.

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Re: Favorite comedians
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2012, 06:17:27 PM »
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Re: Favorite comedians
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2012, 06:25:06 PM »
In order

George Carlin
Rodney Carrington
Sam Kinison
Steven Wright
Denis Leary
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Re: Favorite comedians
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2012, 07:50:12 PM »
In no particular order:

Gabriel Iglesias
George Carlin
Pablo Francisco
Bob Marley
Jeff Dunham
Jake Johannsen

Gabriel Iglesias
Jeff Dunham
Larry the Cable Guy
Amy Schumer
Anjelah Johnson
Rachel Feinstein
Iliza Shlesinger
ADD: Ralphie May
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Re: Favorite comedians
« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2012, 08:03:25 PM »
Oh the laughs we had as teenagers......that was a long time ago.

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Re: Favorite comedians
« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2012, 08:06:28 PM »
I forgot Ralphie May.  Gonna go Cuba Diving???

I laughed so hard I cried when he did the bit about Cuba Diving!  :rotf:
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Re: Favorite comedians
« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2012, 08:08:54 PM »
I laughed so hard I cried when he did the bit about Cuba Diving!  :rotf:

Ok!  So do you call the ocean the O-Chun now or what????
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Re: Favorite comedians
« Reply #18 on: November 26, 2012, 08:21:35 PM »
Ok!  So do you call the ocean the O-Chun now or what????

 :lmao:

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Re: Favorite comedians
« Reply #19 on: November 26, 2012, 08:35:20 PM »
:lmao:

"Y'all ever been nork-a-lin?"   :rotf:

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Re: Favorite comedians
« Reply #20 on: November 26, 2012, 10:21:27 PM »
I'm surprised my favorite hasn't come up yet:

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Re: Favorite comedians
« Reply #21 on: November 26, 2012, 10:26:16 PM »
 :lmao:  He doesn't translate well to radio.

I saw him back in the early 90s after finding a bunch of his stuff at the local video store.
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Re: Favorite comedians
« Reply #22 on: November 27, 2012, 11:08:46 AM »
Chris_ your avatar is just plain wierd.
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