nominating thread (11-21 through 12-01) for Top DUmmies of 2012

[Delmar]

I nominate zappaman for DOTY.  He doesn't really fit in with the other nominees, but I think he deserves some kind of recognition for all of the fun he provides at nadin's expense.

[franksolich]

I nominate zappaman for DOTY.  He doesn't really fit in with the other nominees, but I think he deserves some kind of recognition for all of the fun he provides at nadin's expense.

Well, if you want him on the ballot, he goes on the ballot.

However, I have to warn you of something.

Any time decent and civilized people say something nice about a primitive, it's the primitive's death warrant on Skins's island.

So yeah, he can go on the ballot, but I hope you give this some thought before holding to his nomination or withdrawing it.

The choice is yours, I'm here to serve, but I thought that needed pointing out.

[franksolich]

By the way, even though I'm not going to vote for him--conflict of interest--I need to put in a plug for one the perennial stars of the Top DUmmies, the sparkling old dude, Stinky the Clown.

He's made the Top DUmmies since forever, and it'd be a pity to see him no more.

[Delmar]

Well, if you want him on the ballot, he goes on the ballot.

However, I have to warn you of something.

Any time decent and civilized people say something nice about a primitive, it's the primitive's death warrant on Skins's island.

So yeah, he can go on the ballot, but I hope you give this some thought before holding to his nomination or withdrawing it.

The choice is yours, I'm here to serve, but I thought that needed pointing out.

I can't see him winning, but he does deserve some kind of recognition.  Maybe it could be thought of as enough of an honor for him "just to be nominated" like at the academy awards for the movies?  As I said, he doesn't really fit in with the other nominees, but he posts at DU so he's still a DUmmy, right?  I always enjoy reading his responses to nadin and I consider him a prominent DUmmy, not a lumpenprimitive and thus deserving of something--what, I'm not sure.

[franksolich]

I can't see him winning, but he does deserve some kind of recognition.  Maybe it could be thought of as enough of an honor for him "just to be nominated" like at the academy awards for the movies?  As I said, he doesn't really fit in with the other nominees, but he posts at DU so he's still a DUmmy, right?  I always enjoy reading his responses to nadin and I consider him a prominent DUmmy, not a lumpenprimitive and thus deserving of something--what, I'm not sure.

Okay, he's on the ballot.

I just wanted to be sure everyone understands possible ramifications for primitives.

[franksolich]

Okay, he's on the ballot.

I just wanted to be sure everyone understands possible ramifications for primitives.

By the way, "the bullies" is also on the ballot for the Top DUmmies.

I forget who nominated the bullies, and need clarification in case the bullies win a spot, and I have to write an award for them.

Are we talking about the oblate spheroid and her gang of thugs, or are we talking about who the oblate spheroid considers "bullies" on Skins's island?

[GOBUCKS]

Okay, he's on the ballot.

I just wanted to be sure everyone understands possible ramifications for primitives.

There are people who never learned the lesson of Obamanaut.

[franksolich]

I'm nominating the cbayer primitive for one of the spots as Top DUmmie of 2012.

She hasn't been really outrageous, and while she's been funny to read, she hasn't been funny in the same rib-tickling, rolling on the floor guffawing sense as Atman.

The cbayer primitive used to be called "the thread slayer" back on the old DU, where she was a moderator.

Always on the job, always quick to douse campfires before they got out of hand.

I've for a very long time thought that if franksolich knew the cbayer primitive in real life, just as with the sparkling old dude, other than her stupid politics, the cbayer primitive and franksolich would get along robustly well.

She was strongly criticized sometime this past year in the closed meta forum, and it was a wondrous thing to watch, cbayer alone against a whole lot of primitive malcontents.  The sheer force of numbers didn't intimidate her; she was rather spirited in her own defense, proving the old adage that right makes might.

However, she's a pretty typical primitive in her silly pretensions; the English husband, the esoteric cooking and baking, living on a small crowded squalid boat so as to save the planet.

[franksolich]

Even though it's only Thursday morning, I'm going to wrap up my own nominations suggesting that the malarial primitive, the "malaise" primitive, would be a good fit in the top DUmmies of 2012.

Maybe not in the top ten, but at least in the top twenty somewhere.

The malarial primitive is a pompous conceited ass, although she has little about which to be vain.

She lives down in Jamaica, although she may at one time have lived temporarily in the United States.  I'm not sure if she's an American citizen, but she sure yaps and whines and complains about America and Americans as if she's "entitled" to.

The malarial primitive is of a racial group that's not to be criticized on Skins's island; but for some reason I get the impression she's got a tinge of yellow to her skin.  Perhaps what Democrats in the Old South used to call a "a yeller gal," a brash and sulky and not very bright one?

[franksolich]

Excuse me folks, but we got a live one here, a primitive who's been nominated.

The primitive can kiss franksolich's Republican ass.

[micmac]

Has there ever been an award for best suspected mole?  That could be fun.

[franksolich]

Has there ever been an award for best suspected mole?  That could be fun.

Moles have been nominated, and in two or three cases actually won a spot in the Top DUmmies of some particular year.

However, it's never a good idea to expose moles, as they're on our side.

[njpines]

Moles have been nominated, and in two or three cases actually won a spot in the Top DUmmies of some particular year.

However, it's never a good idea to expose moles, as they're on our side.

That's some good mole-ing!! 

[Karin]

Are they still alive?  Y/N?

[franksolich]

Are they still alive?  Y/N?

I'll have to check the list.

Back later, like later this afternoon.

[franksolich]

Are they still alive?  Y/N?

I carefully checked the list of past winners, which is to be found here:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,66225.0.html

In answer to your question, madam, yes and no.

I hope that helps.

[GOBUCKS]

Coach's favorite:


My fave:


Grasswipe is an addled old lady, bundled in multiple overcoats, mumbling to herself about pie shops, franksolich, and PayPal.

Nadin is an offensive, obnoxious, hilarious, raving lunatic.

To me, the choice is clear, but anyone who can get proud2BDUmb elected DOTY has a lot of clout.

[franksolich]

To me, the choice is clear, but anyone who can get proud2BDUmb elected DOTY has a lot of clout.

You know, it needs pointed out however that the year the Die alte Sau made Top DUmmie (2010) was the only time the selections went my way.

<<doesn't have nearly as much clout as alleged.

[franksolich]

Coach's favorite:



Grasswipe is an addled old lady, bundled in multiple overcoats, mumbling to herself about pie shops, franksolich, and PayPal.

To me, the choice is clear, but anyone who can get proud2BDUmb elected DOTY has a lot of clout.

I just took an informal poll; it's discouraging, as even the Las Vegas Leviathan seems to be ahead of the pie-and-jam primitive for inclusion among the Top DUmmies of 2012.

So much for franksolich's "clout."

[GOBUCKS]

So much for franksolich's "clout."

"Clout" is when you can put a round red sodomite in the ground from a thousand miles away.

I think coach protests too much.

[Tucker]

DUmmy of the year.

10-Iverglas for getting ts'd- Once skimmer got corporate sponsors, he didn't need her money. After he TSed her, he realized he still needed the little people.

9-Cali for keeping her personal info private while still managing to be a condescending bitch. I like the old gals though.

8-Hoyt for getting herself banned from the gungeon. She posts negative gun stuff in GD but it gets moved to the gungeon, where she can't go.

7-Madfloridian for finally giving up on andrea and sneaking back to the DUmp, hoping no one had noticed that she had left.

6-Systematic Chaos- AKA Las Vegas Leviathan- AKA Kirk- Had a so-so year but still better than most of the dreks. Loved his advice on how to beg for a star.

5-W8liftinglady- My benevolent benefactor.

4-HockeyMom- for being one of the biggest liars at the DUmp. That takes some real effort. One day she's in FL with her Republican husband. The next day she in in NY in the middle of the hurricane with no power and back in FL the next day.
Gonna keep a close eye on her next year. She's good.

3-Alan Grayson- has a bigger dickhead ever been born? Would love to see him win something. Send it to his DC office.

2-Dr. nadin- She's so well know that Google was renamed in her honor.

1-Omaha Steve- AKA Neckbeard- His half-assed attempt at a political seat was the stuff legends are made of.

The “Willie”

Alan Grayson- Him using DU as a GOTV and begging for donations from DUmmies who don't have a collective 3.98.

The “Steve”

Gotta be Neckbeard- His campaign and our counter campaign was a beautiful thing to behold.

The "Rob."

Dr. Nadin- Her traveling all over SoCal in the name of first hand reporting. Almost getting killed in a fire was a bonus.















 

[franksolich]

Tucker, I gotta tell you, every year, every single year, you compile one of the most-excellent slates of nominations.

[franksolich]

Okay, as of Friday, about 24 hours before nominations close, this is the line-up for the ballot.

Please check it carefully to be sure all of one's favorite primitives have been nominated.

for the Willie, enhancing the reputation of Skins's island:

Alan Grayson
EFerrari, poor stupid Beth
the military-bashing primitives
Omaha Steve, the big guy
stevenleser
Systematic Chaos, the Las Vegas Leviathan

for the Steve, the primitive who's his worst enemy:

AviationPro
demtenjeep, Pamela
Dob Bole, the new mayor
HopeHoops
NNN0LHI, my pal grouchy old Don
Omaha Steve, the big guy
PCIntern
Systematic Chaos, the Las Vegas Leviathan

for the Rob, the primitive who's always hilariously funny:

Alan Grayson
Atman, Pedro Picasso, franksolich's evil twin
California Peggy, CalPig
Cyrano, Cryano (thanks to Revolution for inventing the better name)
Denninmi, the Dennis the Menace primitive
Great Caesar's Ghost
lunatica
nadinbrzezinski, the oblate spheroid, Vlada Mitty
Prosense, Baghdad Bob
rsmith6621
Sytematic Chaos, the Las Vegas Leviathan

[franksolich]

And for the Top DUmmies of 2012, of which twenty are selected:

11bravo
AdBot
Arctic Dave
AviationPro
BanTheGOP

big darryl
the bullies
cali, dear cali, the bitter old Vermontese primitive
cbayer, the Bayer aspirin primitive
DainBramaged, the brain-damaged primitive

darkangel218, the Sarah Ibarruri wannabe
demtenjeep, Pamela
Denninmi
DonRedwood
formercia, the formica primitive

grantcart
grasswire, the pie-and-jam primitive
Great Caesar's Ghost
Hockey Mom
Hope Hoops

Horse With no Name, Ms. Ed the unappellated eohippus
Hoyt
iverglas, the anti-gun nut
kpete, the rich bitch
LynneSin

madfloridian
The Magistrate, the magisterial primitive
malaise, the malarial primitive, the yeller gal
TheMastersNemesis
MiddleFingerMom, the incredible bore

Mineral Man, the mineral oil primitive
MrScorpio, McDorkio, O'Dorkio, the dork primitive
nadinbrzezinski, Vlada Mitty, the oblate spheroid
Odin2005, the aspie lad
Omaha Steve, the big guy

PCIntern, the dental office cleaning woman
Prosense, Baghdad Bob
Proud2BLibKansan, the Die alte Sau
Raven, the maternal ancestress of the Bostonian Drunkard
RB TexLa

rsmith6621
Sabrina1, the oblate spheroid's best friend
Salinen
Sarah Ibarruri
Skinner, EarlG, and Elad, the big three

steve2470
Stinky the Clown, the sparkling old dude
SystematicChaos, the Las Vegas Leviathan
Taverner
w8liftinglady, the generous benefactor

warpy, the defrocked warped primitive, she with the face like Hindenberg's
WarrenPease
Whovian
WilliamPitt, the Bostonian Drunkard
zappaman

[Tucker]

That is a distinguishing list. Skimmer should be proud.