nominating thread (11-21 through 12-01) for Top DUmmies of 2012

[Carl]

Just because he is one of the stupidest people to infect our lives I have to nominate this complete idiot.

RB TexLa (15,837 posts)

What is the reason behind online social sites and people only wanting to hear everything is

a fantasyland?

I posted yesterday that I didn't have anything to be thankful for. A true statement.

I was showered with posts saying not to do things to "my day," and "only positive posts today." Some even told me I was too stupid to know if I have anything to be thankful for and they are so much smarter that they can better tell me what I am thankful for.

Are people just that selfish that they want to dictate what they see from everyone else?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021873370

[franksolich]

Just because he is one of the stupidest people to infect our lives I have to nominate this complete idiot.

Ah, yes, the RB TexLa primitive.  He used to be "RBollen" or something similar before the name changes of late 2008.

He doesn't like rural folk, among other attributes.

He's an iconoclast among the primitives, insofar as one's allowed to be an iconoclast on Skins's island, which is to say he adheres to the party line, but once in a while makes a micro-millimeter deviation, and the primitives pick it up really quickly.

[tanstaafl]

Please join me in waving "BUS AHEAD" signs as I nominate the spewer of inane congresscritter comments:

ALLEN GRAYSON for the Rob Award.

Alas and alack, Mr. Grayson did not post enough this year to garner a spot on the ticket for DOTY, as every post was a figurative hand out for donations, But he did make us laugh when he tagged the LYNX Bus.

And, if permissible, I'd like to also nominate the lurvable bumper-cruncher for the Stevie Award as he certainly made an ass of himself with that fine display of driving skills.

My only regret was that a bidding war didn't break out between Grayson and the tear-duct gusshing perrenial candidate for a seat on the Gravy Train during the runup to their respective elections.

www.democraticunderground.com/125180214

[Skul]

Who was that lad up in Wisconsin that kept posting begs for campaign money, then gets banned, again?
Funny as all get out.
Ought to have an honorable mention for The Steve.

[franksolich]

Who was that lad up in Wisconsin that kept posting begs for campaign money, then gets banned, again?
Funny as all get out.
Ought to have an honorable mention for The Steve.

That was franksolich, jr., AsherHeimermann.

But unless he was around Skins's island after late November 2011, he can't be a top DUmmie.

[Mr Mannn]

I would be nice to bonus categories...

Like the AndyScam award for the biggest money grubbing mooch. I nominate Alan Grayson for that. He never engaged a single DUmmie in a conversation. He never answered a question. He tossed a few mini tacos, said what the rabble wanted to hear, and took their money. My Mole participated more in the DU culture than Grayson.

But DU always falls for a good scam.

The Baseball Bat Award. For the one most in need of a good...well you know. This would probably have way too many nominees. Most recently, its Arctic Dave for his recent avocation of disrespecting a military cemetery. His hate-filled rant likely had his name etched on baseball bats around the country.  

If only Arctic Dave had decent sporting equipment, he would have an outlet to spend his energy outside of DU. Someday some will find him and give him a much needed baseball bat. Learning to respect others needs to be driven in over and over. Sports can teach you that.

[formerlurker]

I would be nice to bonus categories...

Like the AndyScam award for the biggest money grubbing mooch. I nominate Alan Grayson for that. He never engaged a single DUmmie in a conversation. He never answered a question. He tossed a few mini tacos, said what the rabble wanted to hear, and took their money. My Mole participated more in the DU culture than Grayson.

But DU always falls for a good scam.

The Baseball Bat Award. For the one most in need of a good...well you know. This would probably have way too many nominees. Most recently, its Arctic Dave for his recent avocation of disrespecting a military cemetery. His hate-filled rant likely had his name etched on baseball bats around the country.  

If only Arctic Dave had decent sporting equipment, he would have an outlet to spend his energy outside of DU. Someday some will find him and give him a much needed baseball bat. Learning to respect others needs to be driven in over and over. Sports can teach you that.

Agreed.

[jtyangel]

Frank I put the leviathan in for the Willie. He not so eloquently interwoven not only his primitive drama but his feud with cc into the world of the hapless vegans at mcdougal world. No doubt he also touts his primitive home in whatever gamer forums he frequents instead of  working although we have yet to discover that free publicity. His reputation is also immortalized in video on YouTube.

[GOBUCKS]

--Oh damn.  I did it again.  I was responding to GOBUCKS' excellent comment, but instead of hitting the "quote" button, I hit the moderator's "modify" button, and replaced GOBUCKS' whole comment with my reply.  My apologies.  franksolich

I'd nominate DUmmy cali. Anyone who's been wallduded has spread the fame of the DUmp.

For the same reason I'd nominate DUmmy Raven, wallduded from her cushy job up there in Rindge.

Also, the sobbing neckbeard, since running for public office with his participation at the DUmp being spread far and wide in Bellevue.

Well now, the big guy would be an excellent candidate for the Willie, given how his campaign for city council at the same time spread around the name and reputation of Skins's island on the internet, and out in the real world.

But I'm inclined to reject both the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive and the maternal ancestress of the Bostonian Drunkard for the Willie, because they didn't do anything to publicize Skins's island outside of Skins's island.

If this were 2011, and the Steve existed, both cali and Raven wouldn've made excellent candidates that prize, having shot themselves in the foot that year, all by their own selves.

However, it's now 2012, and while the Willie applies to "any time," the Steve applies to 2012 only.

So probably not cali and Raven, but you did nominate the big guy for the Willie, and that's on.

[franksolich]

Frank I put the leviathan in for the Willie. He not so eloquently interwoven not only his primitive drama but his feud with cc into the world of the hapless vegans at mcdougal world. No doubt he also touts his primitive home in whatever gamer forums he frequents instead of  working although we have yet to discover that free publicity. His reputation is also immortalized in video on YouTube.

Right, that nomination meets the standards for the Willie.

The Las Vegas Leviathan spread himself outside of Skins's island.

[franksolich]

Oh my.

A primitive who's been nominated is lurking on this thread.

The primitive can kiss franksolich's Republican ass.

[franksolich]

I would be nice to bonus categories...

But additional awards can wait until the Top DUmmies of 2013, sir, when someone else is at the helm.

Me, I'll have 23 awards to write as it is, in seven days, between December 24 and December 31.

Despite my easy wordosity, that's still a lot.

[jtyangel]

Right, that nomination meets the standards for the Willie.

The Las Vegas Leviathan spread himself outside of Skins's island.

It's not hard for him to do given his girth.

[Carl]

Just because I have not seen him yet and the DUmbfuk deserves at least a mention I nominate old Don, NNN0LHI,for the Steve.
He was so happy about having a commie government in Illinois yet they ransacked his pension and raised his property taxes if I recall correctly.

[franksolich]

Just because I have not seen him yet and the DUmbfuk deserves at least a mention I nominate old Don, NNN0LHI,for the Steve.
He was so happy about having a commie government in Illinois yet they ransacked his pension and raised his property taxes if I recall correctly.

Thanks for reminding me, sir; I meant to nominate him, but was on the road to forgetfulness.

[Ptarmigan]

I would be nice to bonus categories...

Like the AndyScam award for the biggest money grubbing mooch. I nominate Alan Grayson for that. He never engaged a single DUmmie in a conversation. He never answered a question. He tossed a few mini tacos, said what the rabble wanted to hear, and took their money. My Mole participated more in the DU culture than Grayson.

But DU always falls for a good scam.

The Baseball Bat Award. For the one most in need of a good...well you know. This would probably have way too many nominees. Most recently, its Arctic Dave for his recent avocation of disrespecting a military cemetery. His hate-filled rant likely had his name etched on baseball bats around the country.   

If only Arctic Dave had decent sporting equipment, he would have an outlet to spend his energy outside of DU. Someday some will find him and give him a much needed baseball bat. Learning to respect others needs to be driven in over and over. Sports can teach you that.

I did not think of Arctic Dave.

[Splashdown]

Was it 2012 that the a post from our friend the DUde was mentioned by Rush?

If so, he's a natural choice for the Willie.

[sybilll]

I would be nice to bonus categories...

Like the AndyScam award for the biggest money grubbing mooch. I nominate Alan Grayson for that. He never engaged a single DUmmie in a conversation. He never answered a question. He tossed a few mini tacos, said what the rabble wanted to hear, and took their money. My Mole participated more in the DU culture than Grayson.

But DU always falls for a good scam.

The Baseball Bat Award. For the one most in need of a good...well you know. This would probably have way too many nominees. Most recently, its Arctic Dave for his recent avocation of disrespecting a military cemetery. His hate-filled rant likely had his name etched on baseball bats around the country.  

If only Arctic Dave had decent sporting equipment, he would have an outlet to spend his energy outside of DU. Someday some will find him and give him a much needed baseball bat. Learning to respect others needs to be driven in over and over. Sports can teach you that.

Agreed.  I knew that phat phuck was just using the DUmmies, yet they were stupid enough to foist him upon us again.  Cali needs to be on the list, too, but they are such an odd bird, I am not sure where the placement should be. 

[franksolich]

Was it 2012 that the a post from our friend the DUde was mentioned by Rush?

If so, he's a natural choice for the Willie.

Nope, that was Atman, and that was way back in 2007, but he still qualifies for the Willie if nominated because one can go back to the beginning, 2001, for this award.

[franksolich]

Before I forget, I have to nominate the defrocked warped primitive, warpy, for Top DUmmie of 2012.

She hasn't been so vociferous in expressing her Hate this year as she had in other years, but she still managed to keep a pretty brisk pace at it.

The defrocked warped primitive is the disgraced former registered nurse who lives in the New Mexico corner of the "four corners" where New Mexico, Arizona, Utah, and Colorado meet.  About 61 years old, she's a native of Massachusetts.  She inherited her mother's gender, but her father's features and build.  She's the one with the face like Hindenberg's.

warpy is one of only four drek primitives, primitives with no redeeming social or economic or cultural value whatsoever, and whose Hate of s-o-o-o-o-o-o-o many things borders on the supernatural.

She lives only to Hate.

[GOBUCKS]

It seems to me that poor addled grasswipe Judy Smith, up there in Oak Grove, Oregon, has really pulled in her DUmbass horns lately.

I think she's aware of her standing as coach's favorite for DOTY, and is trying to avoid the limelite.

While I don't believe she comes close to nadin when it comes to DOTY chops, she's a solid candidate for runnerup, even if she contines to keep her head down.

[franksolich]

It seems to me that poor addled grasswipe Judy Smith, up there in Oak Grove, Oregon, has really pulled in her DUmbass horns lately.

I think she's aware of her standing as coach's favorite for DOTY, and is trying to avoid the limelight.

Yep, that's probably exactly what's happening.

While I don't believe she comes close to nadin when it comes to DOTY chops, she's a solid candidate for runnerup, even if she contines to keep her head down.

My attitude is, second place is better than no place.

I just checked, and the pie-and-jam primitive's never been even in the top twenty, nowhere.

I think she's long overdue for some recognition.  Second place is better than nothing, and one gets to second place by shooting for first place.

[franksolich]

And here's a newcomer I'm nominating for Top DUmmies; the "Denninmi" primitive, the Dennis the Menace primitive.

He's been rather prominent recently in the mental health forum, but earlier in the year, he was equally prominent in the cooking and baking forum, and in his attempts to write a novel.

A great deal of amusement all year long, he gave.

What was funny on my end was that originally I'd thought him a few-years-younger and slightly less-addled grasswire primitive, because of his writing style.  It freaked me when he turned out a 47-year-old guy still living at home with his ancient mother, who bosses him around.

[GOBUCKS]

And here's a newcomer I'm nominating for Top DUmmies; the "Denninmi" primitive, the Dennis the Menace primitive.

He's been rather prominent recently in the mental health forum, but earlier in the year, he was equally prominent in the cooking and baking forum, and in his attempts to write a novel.

A great deal of amusement all year long, he gave.

What was funny on my end was that originally I'd thought him a few-years-younger and slightly less-addled grasswire primitive, because of his writing style.  It freaked me when he turned out a 47-year-old guy still living at home with his ancient mother, who bosses him around.

He's a good one.

I only wish he could express his daily insane anguish in a few hundred less words.

He treads an unusual knife edge between hilarity and boredom.

[franksolich]

As of late Sunday evening, with only six days before this thread's closed:

for the Willie, enhacing the reputation of Skins's island:

EFerrari, poor stupid Beth
Omaha Steve, the big guy
stevenleser
Systematic Chaos, the Las Vegas Leviathan

for the Steve, the primitive who's his worst enemy:

AviationPro
demtenjeep, Pamela
Dob Bole, the new mayor
HopeHoops
NNN0LHI, my pal grouchy old Don
Omaha Steve, the big guy
PCIntern
Systematic Chaos, the Las Vegas Leviathan

for the Rob, the primitive who's always hilariously funny:

Alan Grayson
Atman, Pedro Picasso, franksolich's evil twin
California Peggy, CalPig
Cyrano, Cryano (thanks to Revolution for inventing the better name)