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Ptarmigan Mating
« on: November 09, 2012, 08:56:44 PM »


Better than monsterous perverted sodomite rabbit sex that is Hell worthy and dooms humanity and recently we have seen that humans are really content with suicide.
« Last Edit: November 09, 2012, 08:59:32 PM by Ptarmigan »
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Re: Ptarmigan Mating
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2012, 09:22:38 PM »
What you don't see are the Bunny Paparazzi hidden in the grass taking pictures and film.
What the ptarmigans don't know yet will be splashed all over the National Geographic Channel. The bunnies will be rich indeed!

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Re: Ptarmigan Mating
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2012, 10:57:49 PM »
Why the hell isn't this thread in the Short Bus Forum???  :rant:
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Re: Ptarmigan Mating
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2012, 11:29:27 PM »


Better than monsterous perverted sodomite rabbit sex that is Hell worthy and dooms humanity and recently we have seen that humans are really content with suicide.

Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm sisco yes I'm ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are
Inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft
Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now


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Re: Ptarmigan Mating
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2012, 07:23:25 PM »
Why the hell isn't this thread in the Short Bus Forum???  :rant:

They are birds.
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Re: Ptarmigan Mating
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2012, 07:43:02 PM »
Gotcha, ptarmigan porn!!.. :lmao:
The sea is treacherous, but an even hand on the keel brings it safely to port.

Nothing is sexier than a man and his gun!!!

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Re: Ptarmigan Mating
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2012, 07:49:49 PM »
Gotcha, ptarmigan porn!!.. :lmao:

Better than rabbit porn!
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Re: Ptarmigan Mating
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2012, 08:10:53 PM »
Better than rabbit porn!
you know I am razzin ya!! :wink:
The sea is treacherous, but an even hand on the keel brings it safely to port.

Nothing is sexier than a man and his gun!!!

A man should prefer his own company to that of others, because no matter where he goes,he'll find himself there..

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Re: Ptarmigan Mating
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2012, 09:45:07 PM »
They are birds.

*******it Ptarmy!!  Didn't ANYBODY tell you that pig and elephant DNA just don't mix???

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uccMmQksqHk[/youtube]
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Re: Ptarmigan Mating
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2012, 09:47:46 PM »
Ptarmy!  Really, posting bird porn like that.  I don't know what you were thinking.  My poor eyes  :bawl:

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Re: Ptarmigan Mating
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2012, 10:17:34 PM »
Ptarmy!  Really, posting bird porn like that.  I don't know what you were thinking.  My poor eyes  :bawl:

People here post bunny porn that involves monsterous bestiality and various sexual perversions and nobody gets upset and thinks it is acceptable.
« Last Edit: November 13, 2012, 06:35:43 PM by Ptarmigan »
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Re: Ptarmigan Mating
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2012, 05:25:53 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iys9rpOvMVQ&feature=fvwrel[/youtube]
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Re: Ptarmigan Mating
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2012, 06:35:09 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iys9rpOvMVQ&feature=fvwrel[/youtube]

Monsterous Hell worthy bestiality by filthy God hating sodomite rabbit.
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Re: Ptarmigan Mating
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2012, 12:32:06 PM »
“The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

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Re: Ptarmigan Mating
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2012, 01:30:35 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iys9rpOvMVQ&feature=fvwrel[/youtube]

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Re: Ptarmigan Mating
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2012, 10:33:04 AM »
You know, CactusCarlos.  I never paid any attention to that song's lyrics, except for the catchy chorus.  I had no idea how dirty it was! 

As for those ptarmigans, he appears to be sheltering her modesty from the prying rabbit photographers.  So, a real gentleman.  Even while pounding her like a hammer.