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Offline BEG

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OMG
« on: November 06, 2012, 03:29:12 PM »
I just swallowed a Gobstopper whole but made it come back up by bending my head over.

Ask me anything...
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Re: OMG
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2012, 03:32:26 PM »
 :rotf:

I have something to ask... but it's soooooo inappropriate.
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Re: OMG
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2012, 03:37:11 PM »
Quote from: Maxiest on November 06, 2012, 03:32:26 PM
:rotf:

I have something to ask... but it's soooooo inappropriate.

Do it  :-)
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Re: OMG
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2012, 03:39:05 PM »
 :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored:  :naughty:
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Re: OMG
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2012, 03:46:34 PM »
Were you sucking on it at the time?

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Re: OMG
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2012, 04:05:07 PM »
My wife always called mine "Sam".
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Re: OMG
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2012, 04:10:13 PM »
Quote from: BEG on November 06, 2012, 03:29:12 PM
I just swallowed a Gobstopper whole but made it come back up by bending my head over.

Ask me anything...

You're a special kind of evil, aren't you?
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Re: OMG
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2012, 04:13:05 PM »
Quote from: Undies on November 06, 2012, 04:05:07 PM
My wife always called mine "Sam".

 :rotf:  :lmao:

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Re: OMG
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2012, 04:45:04 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on November 06, 2012, 03:46:34 PM
Were you sucking on it at the time?

KC

No, I had just popped it into my mouth and down my throat it went.
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Re: OMG
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2012, 04:46:36 PM »
Quote from: Undies on November 06, 2012, 04:05:07 PM
My wife always called mine "Sam".

Well hello there Sam, I almost didn't see you there.
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Re: OMG
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2012, 04:47:20 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on November 06, 2012, 04:10:13 PM
You're a special kind of evil, aren't you?

What?!?  O-)
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Re: OMG
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2012, 04:56:54 PM »
Quote from: BEG on November 06, 2012, 04:46:36 PM
Well hello there Sam, I almost didn't see you there.

Not if you are use to a Gobstopper.
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Re: OMG
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2012, 05:22:57 PM »
Quote from: Undies on November 06, 2012, 04:56:54 PM
Not if you are use to a Gobstopper.

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Re: OMG
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2012, 05:28:55 PM »
Quote from: BEG on November 06, 2012, 04:45:04 PM
No, I had just popped it into my mouth and down my throat it went.

WOW!!  OMGosh, you just made me break out into a sweat.

 :naughty:

 :-)

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Re: OMG
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2012, 06:56:25 PM »
:rofl:
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Re: OMG
« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2012, 06:58:01 PM »
Quote from: BEG on November 06, 2012, 04:45:04 PM
No, I had just popped it into my mouth and down my throat it went.

Maybe the best sentence I've read in ages... :naughty:
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Re: OMG
« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2012, 07:00:18 PM »
Quote from: BEG on November 06, 2012, 03:29:12 PM
I just swallowed a Gobstopper whole but made it come back up by bending my head over.

Ask me anything...

Swallowing.  Now that is where you effed up.  Silly girl.  ::)
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Re: OMG
« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2012, 07:05:51 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on November 06, 2012, 07:00:18 PM
Swallowing.  Now that is where you effed up.  Silly girl.  ::)

I didn't swallow, I spit it out.
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Re: OMG
« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2012, 07:12:12 PM »
Quote from: BEG on November 06, 2012, 07:05:51 PM
I didn't swallow, I spit it out.

Ahem. 

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I just swallowed a Gobstopper whole but made it come back up by bending my head over.

Ask me anything.
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Re: OMG
« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2012, 08:00:32 PM »
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Re: OMG
« Reply #20 on: November 06, 2012, 08:03:07 PM »
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Re: OMG
« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2012, 08:03:26 PM »
LADIES!   :mad:

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Re: OMG
« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2012, 09:20:58 PM »
Thanks BEG.  I've just been over at Election 2012 and I'm so depressed, but we still have beautiful women on our side who cheer us up.
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