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Dems are so clean, Repugs are soooo dirty
« on: November 03, 2012, 01:01:47 PM »
Good 'ol Calpig pulls one out the balloon knot.
Even has a bonus bouncy in the comments.  :lmao:
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Sat Nov 3, 2012, 01:13 PM
 CaliforniaPeggy (99,862 posts)

Everywhere I look, I see Republicans being dirty.
They don't seem to know how to get behind positive messages. Following in the dems footsteps.

The tainted medication that caused so many people to get sick or even die from fungal meningitis... Doesn't make any sense at all.

The anti-Asian message against Betty Sutton in Ohio... No it wasn't, DUmbass.

Lying about sending Jeep's jobs to China when it is so obviously wrong...

I could go on, but I think you get my drift. Which is noticably to the left.

Don't they know how to be anything else? We learned from your example. You lead, we follow.

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1. I fear lying has taken the place of education for them

Why learn pesky facts when you can just make them up?!
Example please.

I've always found it amusing that those that comment to her OP's, always try to sound "intellectual".
There were a few here, too.
Then right toward the end...bonus time.
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28. I ran into three knuckle draggers earlier today.

They were spouting the typical shit that if Obama wins, the country is finished within a year. Typical rightwing scare tactic horseshit. I normally don't interrupt other people's conversations, but I saw a young person that had to listen to those assholes turning red but saying nothing. I was also pissed at the lies that were being spouted. A couple stood near by with their backs turned to the assholes. One said an obvious lie and I could not ****ing stand another second of their shit, I told the asshole that said the last statement that he was full of shit and stated a couple of facts to back up my statement. The mother****er tried to argue, but I cut him off and stated several more pieces of information that cut his legs out from under him, the asshole finally admitted that he didn't know whether what he said was true and would have to look up information on the web. I was pissed and red as hell at that point and was ready to fight if one of them twitched, I walked away to calm down. When I came back to finish my business, I noticed the couple and the young person, both looked a lot happier and the assholes were silent. I completed my business, had the kid say goodbye and thanks to me and I left.
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Sat Nov 3, 2012, 01:50 PM
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29. Well done, my dear bluestatebullshit10!

It's easy to get involved in that sort of argument, but when you have the facts at your fingertips......well, that's priceless!

Thanks for telling your story.
More like a fairytale, you idiot.
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Re: Dems are so clean, Repugs are soooo dirty
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2012, 01:08:35 PM »
Fairly new here but, I'm finding the bouncies repetitive and boring.  They never actually post the brilliant "facts" they slayed the evil repukes with. And the "silent" approval of bystanders always seems a little suspect.
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Re: Dems are so clean, Repugs are soooo dirty
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2012, 01:09:09 PM »
How come this shit never happens to me? :bs:
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Re: Dems are so clean, Repugs are soooo dirty
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2012, 02:52:57 PM »
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They don't seem to know how to get behind positive messages.

I'm positive you're an idiot.  I'm sure there's lots of Republicans who can get behind that.

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Re: Dems are so clean, Repugs are soooo dirty
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2012, 03:00:59 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on November 03, 2012, 01:09:09 PM
How come this shit never happens to me?
Because it doesn't happen to anyone.
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Re: Dems are so clean, Repugs are soooo dirty
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2012, 03:05:36 PM »
When I read the title, my first thought was soap and water. I uttered a big WTF.
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Re: Dems are so clean, Repugs are soooo dirty
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2012, 03:15:04 PM »
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28. I ran into three knuckle draggers earlier today.

They were spouting the typical shit that if Obama wins, the country is finished within a year. Typical rightwing scare tactic horseshit. I normally don't interrupt other people's conversations, but I saw a young person that had to listen to those assholes turning red but saying nothing. I was also pissed at the lies that were being spouted. A couple stood near by with their backs turned to the assholes. One said an obvious lie and I could not ****ing stand another second of their shit, I told the asshole that said the last statement that he was full of shit and stated a couple of facts to back up my statement. The mother****er tried to argue, but I cut him off and stated several more pieces of information that cut his legs out from under him, the asshole finally admitted that he didn't know whether what he said was true and would have to look up information on the web. I was pissed and red as hell at that point and was ready to fight if one of them twitched, I walked away to calm down. When I came back to finish my business, I noticed the couple and the young person, both looked a lot happier and the assholes were silent. I completed my business, had the kid say goodbye and thanks to me and I left.

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*Cop jumping out of bushes may be substituted for conversion
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Re: Dems are so clean, Repugs are soooo dirty
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2012, 03:47:51 PM »
I know someone who got 1 of those tainted shots, he was told by a Doctor that it was terrorism. No idea why no 1 is bringing that up.
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Re: Dems are so clean, Repugs are soooo dirty
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2012, 03:49:52 PM »
CalPeg has told 2 bouncies in a week, I guess they're desperate.
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Re: Dems are so clean, Repugs are soooo dirty
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2012, 04:26:16 PM »
CalPeg has dirty thoughts about WCGreen.   :rotf:
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Re: Dems are so clean, Repugs are soooo dirty
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2012, 06:09:57 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on November 03, 2012, 01:08:35 PM
Fairly new here but, I'm finding the bouncies repetitive and boring.  They never actually post the brilliant "facts" they slayed the evil repukes with. And the "silent" approval of bystanders always seems a little suspect.

Oh, they sometimes post the "facts" (loosest possible use of the word) within the bouncies themselves.  Nothing but dAiLyKoOk and Bluffington Putz talking points repeated over and over, regardless of veracity and, usually, thoroughly debunked at the time of use.

The "silent" nods of solemn approval.   :rotf:  A dead give away.  I do miss the cheering  - crowd, bar, airport lounge or supermarket bouncies though.....

They funny.
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Re: Dems are so clean, Repugs are soooo dirty
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2012, 06:13:18 PM »
Dims clean, Repubs dirty.

That's because Repubs WORK for a living, DUmbass.
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« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2012, 06:20:34 PM »
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Re: Dems are so clean, Repugs are soooo dirty
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2012, 06:36:27 PM »
They know.

We are right now in the build up of a Cat 5 temper tantrum from the far left and it don't get any farther left (nor stupid) than the DUmp.

The anger phase for the DUches is going to be unprecedented. I don't expect several inner cities to behave any different.
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Re: Dems are so clean, Repugs are soooo dirty
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2012, 06:46:25 PM »
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The tainted medication that caused so many people to get sick or even die from fungal meningitis..

I had no idea that Deval Patrick was a Republican. - said no one, ever.



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Re: Dems are so clean, Repugs are soooo dirty
« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2012, 07:57:56 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on November 03, 2012, 01:09:09 PM
How come this shit never happens to me? :bs:
How come when they tell these stories, "the facts" they gave their Republican opponent never appear in the story?
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Re: Dems are so clean, Repugs are soooo dirty
« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2012, 08:02:46 PM »
Everywhere I look
I see Republicans being dirty
If they'd move further to the left
I just might be more flirty

They have no idea
that I have my needs
my nether regions are aching
I could see myself doing the deed

My pelvis aches
I writhe with desire
If only they'd move further to the left
I would set the bedroom on fire

« Last Edit: November 03, 2012, 08:09:08 PM by Ballygrl »
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Re: Dems are so clean, Repugs are soooo dirty
« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2012, 08:31:43 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on November 03, 2012, 08:02:46 PM
Everywhere I look
I see Republicans being dirty
If they'd move further to the left
I just might be more flirty

They have no idea
that I have my needs
my nether regions are aching
I could see myself doing the deed

My pelvis aches
I writhe with desire
If only they'd move further to the left
I would set the bedroom on fire

I can see it's once again time for the CalPig's master  piece, the aching seed:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=216x4738
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Re: Dems are so clean, Repugs are soooo dirty
« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2012, 09:20:23 PM »
:lmao:
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Re: Dems are so clean, Repugs are soooo dirty
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2012, 10:22:30 AM »
Hard to believe.
They're still at it, in that thread.  :lmao:

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59. Jesus spoke of the same hypocrites, who filled the churches and prayed in public

Strange they think they will be saved when they are the ones attempting to cause armageddon by ignoring the teachings of Jesus.
Knows absolutely nothing of the Bible, or The Lord.
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Re: Dems are so clean, Repugs are soooo dirty
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2012, 11:34:14 AM »
Quote from: Skul on November 04, 2012, 10:22:30 AM
Hard to believe.
They're still at it, in that thread.  :lmao:
Knows absolutely nothing of the Bible, or The Lord.

a.  At no point did Jesus tell people not to attend church, so filling the churches is not a problem from a theological standpoint.
b.  We are not to make a spectacle of ourselves while praying in public, but we are supposed to "pray constantly," including in public.  True prayer, especially when accompanied by humility, is always acceptable.
c.  No one can bring armageddon on, and anybody who is trying to needs some serious theological education.

There are Christian hypocrites, but there hypocrites of every faith and belief, including numerous political hypocrites in every part of the political spectrum.  Quite simply, the Christian hypocrites are not my problem, they are God's problem.   
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Re: Dems are so clean, Repugs are soooo dirty
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2012, 02:56:56 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on November 04, 2012, 11:34:14 AM
a.  At no point did Jesus tell people not to attend church, so filling the churches is not a problem from a theological standpoint.
b.  We are not to make a spectacle of ourselves while praying in public, but we are supposed to "pray constantly," including in public.  True prayer, especially when accompanied by humility, is always acceptable.
c.  No one can bring armageddon on, and anybody who is trying to needs some serious theological education.

There are Christian hypocrites, but there hypocrites of every faith and belief, including numerous political hypocrites in every part of the political spectrum.  Quite simply, the Christian hypocrites are not my problem, they are God's problem.   

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Re: Dems are so clean, Repugs are soooo dirty
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2012, 03:07:20 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on November 03, 2012, 08:02:46 PM
Everywhere I look
I see Republicans being dirty
If they'd move further to the left
I just might be more flirty

They have no idea
that I have my needs
my nether regions are aching
I could see myself doing the deed

My pelvis aches
I writhe with desire
If only they'd move further to the left
I would set the bedroom on fire

Blink, blink, blink.

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Re: Dems are so clean, Repugs are soooo dirty
« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2012, 03:31:49 PM »
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Sat Nov 3, 2012, 01:13 PM
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Everywhere I look, I see Republicans being dirty.

Must be referring to the Jenna Jameson endorsement.

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They don't seem to know how to get behind positive messages.

"vote for revenge" vs. "vote for America"

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The tainted medication that caused so many people to get sick or even die from fungal meningitis...

Did we establish the company was owned by the Koch brothers or Bain or something? Or they entire place was nothing but Republicans?

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The anti-Asian message against Betty Sutton in Ohio...

This makes no sense.

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Lying about sending Jeep's jobs to China when it is so obviously wrong...

Can't argue with stupid people hell bent on deluding themselves. Maybe we can put them down humanely.

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I could go on, but I think you get my drift.

Don't they know how to be anything else?

Peggy, Peggy, Peggy...you ugly useless waste of human excrement! Every time you post another picture of yourself the whole world collectively pukes. You're a piss poor excuse for a human and am embarrassed you claim to share the same gender as me...okay, okay, you got me! I don't know how to be anything else...especially when it comes to worthless wastes of space like you.

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Re: Dems are so clean, Repugs are soooo dirty
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2012, 03:47:05 PM »
If she ever set foot in a church, she would probably burst into flames.
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