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Most effective voter appeal ever
« on: November 02, 2012, 05:47:27 AM »
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 ...and ****ing trolls from NC, SC and GA. Lots of coastline ya got there buckos so quit being ****ing douchenozzles and go with the O because under a Lurch the ****ing StiffTM pResidency you'll be lucky if they find your bloated carcass after the next superstorm.
 
Quit ****ing around.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021690986

Sure, this guy was a military officer.
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Re: Most effective voter appeal ever
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2012, 05:55:15 AM »
Just shut up, already.

Notice he didn't mention Texas, LA, or FL?

We know how to handle hurricanes.
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Re: Most effective voter appeal ever
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2012, 05:57:10 AM »
How can you argue against that well thought out, well stated argument?

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: Most effective voter appeal ever
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2012, 05:58:51 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021690986

Sure, this guy was a military officer.

Heh.....way too unstable.

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you'll be lucky if they find your bloated carcass after the next superstorm.

Quite frankly, I prefer that they do not.
              

Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

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Re: Most effective voter appeal ever
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2012, 06:09:34 AM »
How can you argue against that well thought out, well stated argument?

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

On the contrary, It makes me want to drive over to Indiana this morning and stymie the evil re-thug-liKKKan plot and vote for Romney.  Then, I'll drive over to Cape Girardeau, do the same by noon then, down to Paducah at around 3:30PM!  

That'll show 'em.   :hyper:

A vote for Romney is a vote for Obama!!

Forward.......stupid (D)Ullards.....
              

Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

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Re: Most effective voter appeal ever
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2012, 07:11:41 AM »
How can you argue against that well thought out, well stated argument?

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

that hurt to read, my eyebrows are hurting from squishing them up trying to understand what he was saying  :naughty:






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Re: Most effective voter appeal ever
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2012, 07:25:27 AM »
Yeah, Aviation Pro is more of a faggot than Skinner is....And that is a feat that is hard to make.

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Re: Most effective voter appeal ever
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2012, 07:26:27 AM »
Hey dickwad--we've got bloated carcasses right now on Staten Island.  Where's the army of FEMA people providing any kind of electricity to keep the bodies chilled?  It's a cluster****, and it's all on Obama's head.  He took a couple pics with fatso, and jetted off to Las Vegas.  

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Re: Most effective voter appeal ever
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2012, 07:36:31 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021690986

Sure, this guy was a military officer.

Wow, Sounds just like every officer I've ever encountered in the Army... :mental: :loser:    Does this guy believe he is a reincarnation of Patton or something? :tongue: I know CSM's and First Sergeants who curse less. This guy needs to up his lithium dosage or start shock treatments! Or perhaps start a regimen of 176-grain, copper-jacketed pills instead?  :fuelfire: We can only hope...
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Re: Most effective voter appeal ever
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2012, 08:12:50 AM »
Hey dickwad--we've got bloated carcasses right now on Staten Island.  Where's the army of FEMA people providing any kind of electricity to keep the bodies chilled?  It's a cluster****, and it's all on Obama's head.  He took a couple pics with fatso, and jetted off to Las Vegas. 
They're too busy making sure they can GOTV.

Someone should tell him not to drink this early in the morning.
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Re: Most effective voter appeal ever
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2012, 08:27:17 AM »
Hey dickwad--we've got bloated carcasses right now on Staten Island.  Where's the army of FEMA people providing any kind of electricity to keep the bodies chilled?  It's a cluster****, and it's all on Obama's head.  He took a couple pics with fatso, and jetted off to Las Vegas.  

Whatttt?






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Re: Most effective voter appeal ever
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2012, 08:27:54 AM »
Obama left New Jersey and went straight to Vegas.

President Do Nothing is back on the campaign trail.
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Re: Most effective voter appeal ever
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2012, 08:28:40 AM »
Obama left New Jersey and went straight to Vegas.

President Do Nothing is back on the campaign trail.

damn, does he have an addiction to gambling? 






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Re: Most effective voter appeal ever
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2012, 09:10:15 AM »
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To the Republicant lurkers....

 ...and ****ing trolls from NC, SC and GA. Lots of coastline ya got there buckos so quit being ****ing douchenozzles and go with the O because under a Lurch the ****ing StiffTM pResidency you'll be lucky if they find your bloated carcass after the next superstorm.

Let me break this down for you, mouth-breather:  Those of us that live in proximity of the Northern Gulf of Mexico, Gulf Stream, and ante-Caribbean are fully aware of how to prep for a hurricane and how not to get caught without supplies and the means to defend them (the recent historical example of blue New Orleans notwithstanding).  God bless the good people of New York and New Jersey, but they didn't have a clue of what they were in for and failed to plan accordingly.

Now we get to witness the societal meltdown of yet another deep blue area of the country because the nanny gubermint failed to turn the lights back on after the clouds went away, 1%er liberals attending expensive Halloween balls while their neighbors suffer, a worthless marxist who used the very citizens that voted for him as photo op fodder, and tons of desperate cultists yet again politicizing death and disaster.  Yet I need to quit being a "****ing douchenozzle" and "go with the 'O'".  For what?  Continued suffering and misery so your king can look like he's doing something?

Yeah, thanks anyway, DUmbass.  I'll keep doing disaster prep/response the same way I've always done it, twat waffle, because I know it works.  I don't need the government to do for me what I know can be best handled on an individual level.

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Quit ****ing around.

Your fear is palpable, DUmmie, and I understand that.  You know you're going to lose next week and lose big.  All of those people who are dumpster diving and ready to kill each other over a traffic jam because their lives were interrupted, how do you think they're going to critique the government response when they walk into the temporary voting booths next Tuesday?  Do you think they're going in there with the intention of handing Prince DUmbass another four years to **** up or do you think that being stranded, cold, and in the dark with no supplies is going to be at the forefront of their brains?  Think their abandonment by your leper messiah will be enough to flip NY and NJ red?  Be afraid, DUmbass, be very afraid.  Your "Godsend" hurricane will not turn out to be the harbinger of another four years of democrat rule.

Collectivist pain and howling will be a wonderful thing to savor next week, yours especially, model plane jockey.
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Re: Most effective voter appeal ever
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2012, 09:16:29 AM »
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... from NC, SC and GA. Lots of coastline ya got there...

The only place you might get a few sissys to agree with you is in Charleston and Savannah.  The overwhelming majority of the residents along the coast of those 3 states know how to live from day to day without having the gov't hold their hand, unlike you.

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Re: Most effective voter appeal ever
« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2012, 09:42:09 AM »
The only place you might get a few sissys to agree with you is in Charleston and Savannah.  The overwhelming majority of the residents along the coast of those 3 states know how to live from day to day without having the gov't hold their hand, unlike you.

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True.

It's shame they didn't get hit with a hurricane Hugo or Andrew.

Picture a triangle 80 miles wide at its base and a vertical center line of 200 miles to a point. This was the area of extreme distruction caused by Hugo. There was distruction outside that triangle area but that triangle is the area where power was out for weeks. ....and Hugo had a storm surge of 16 to 17 feet that went inland for miles.

 http://www.hurricanes-blizzards-noreasters.com/hurricanehugo.html

....and they're keeping non-union linemen from the south out of New Jersey. Let the bastards freeze and stay in the dark. I think it was Michelle Malkin that had that story.

I was without power for 3 weeks but went to work everyday. I was busy at the time and didn't get to cash in on the clean up bonanza. Did spend the first day and that weekend helping to clear the main roads though....for free, along with hundreds of other redneck low lifes doing the work the elites(democrat voters) were to good to do.
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Re: Most effective voter appeal ever
« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2012, 09:57:47 AM »
Hey dickwad--we've got bloated carcasses right now on Staten Island.  Where's the army of FEMA people providing any kind of electricity to keep the bodies chilled?  It's a cluster****, and it's all on Obama's head.  He took a couple pics with fatso, and jetted off to Las Vegas.

Okay, which one of you pricks logged on with Karin's account?

Anyway, they also have bloated carcasses in Las Vegas, still alive.

All this means is the Kenyan carries New York 74-26 instead of 75-25.

He'll gain votes in the rest of the country because we enjoy seeing NYC suffer.


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Re: Most effective voter appeal ever
« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2012, 01:23:35 PM »
Volunteer utility workers were turned away from helping in New Jersey because they were non union. So shut up, Avation Pro, you douchebag.

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Re: Most effective voter appeal ever
« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2012, 04:08:27 PM »
OK I'm convinced, me and my whole family will vote for Obama!

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Re: Most effective voter appeal ever
« Reply #19 on: November 02, 2012, 04:39:03 PM »
damn, does he have an addiction to gambling? 

I'm not sure - though I will say the intertubes are buzzing with rumors that Obama is addicted to cheap blow and cabana boys.

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Re: Most effective voter appeal ever
« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2012, 09:33:03 AM »
I'm not sure - though I will say the intertubes are buzzing with rumors that Obama is addicted to cheap blow and cabana boys.

I thought Harry Reid was the Cheif Pederast in the Democratic Party?

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« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2012, 06:45:00 PM »
damn, does he have an addiction to gambling? 

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.   I think he discovered women who didn't have bigger balls then him.