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Announcement for DUmmies.
« on: November 01, 2012, 07:53:36 PM »
I see a lot of you goons claiming that RMoney is going to steal the election.

I shall argue that you are right. We have all the machines rigged and ready to go. If you want to outsmart us, vote for Romney on the machine and it will flip as a vote for 0bama. You may ask why we did it this way? I shall tell you. We all know the voters are going to vote for 0bama in droves so what we have cleverly done is switched the votes. That way all the oodles and oodles of votes for 0bama will go to Romney. And the handful of votes that Romney will get go to 0bama. Therefore giving us the election. So don't forget hit the button that says Romney and your vote for 0bama will be counted.

Why am I letting them know this? Some will say I'm a traitor to the rethugs and maybe I am, but I feel so guilty about this whole thing that I just had to whistleblow so maybe 0bama can have a chance.

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Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2012, 08:14:34 PM »
Four years of planning down the drain.

Thanks jackoff!!!!  :argh: :mad: :censored: :rant:

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Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2012, 08:19:57 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on November 01, 2012, 07:53:36 PM
I see a lot of you goons claiming that RMoney is going to steal the election.

I shall argue that you are right. We have all the machines rigged and ready to go. If you want to outsmart us, vote for Romney on the machine and it will flip as a vote for 0bama. You may ask why we did it this way? I shall tell you. We all know the voters are going to vote for 0bama in droves so what we have cleverly done is switched the votes. That way all the oodles and oodles of votes for 0bama will go to Romney. And the handful of votes that Romney will get go to 0bama. Therefore giving us the election. So don't forget hit the button that says Romney and your vote for 0bama will be counted.

Why am I letting them know this? Some will say I'm a traitor to the rethugs and maybe I am, but I feel so guilty about this whole thing that I just had to whistleblow so maybe 0bama can have a chance.



Dayum Freep!!! If that ain't violating op-sec I don't what is!!!!  Daggone it buddy... it's been good to know ya!!!!
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Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2012, 08:23:29 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on November 01, 2012, 07:53:36 PM
I see a lot of you goons claiming that RMoney is going to steal the election.

I shall argue that you are right. We have all the machines rigged and ready to go. If you want to outsmart us, vote for Romney on the machine and it will flip as a vote for 0bama. You may ask why we did it this way? I shall tell you. We all know the voters are going to vote for 0bama in droves so what we have cleverly done is switched the votes. That way all the oodles and oodles of votes for 0bama will go to Romney. And the handful of votes that Romney will get go to 0bama. Therefore giving us the election. So don't forget hit the button that says Romney and your vote for 0bama will be counted.

Why am I letting them know this? Some will say I'm a traitor to the rethugs and maybe I am, but I feel so guilty about this whole thing that I just had to whistleblow so maybe 0bama can have a chance.



You have a meeting with Lord Rove himself at 0600.  He is NOT happy. :censored: :mad: :banghead:
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Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2012, 08:25:02 PM »
I hope your life insurance is paid up and your beneficiaries noted.

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Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2012, 08:28:22 PM »
Freeper did a bad.
He will now be welcomed into the close knit arms of DUmmieville.
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Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2012, 08:34:01 PM »
Ban him!!  :)
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Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2012, 08:36:35 PM »
Sorry sir, you're going to have to come with me.

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Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2012, 08:39:37 PM »
I'm sorry everyone!

I was fine with this whole thing until yesterday. After the great leadership that President 0bama showed after the hurricane he has won my vote. I just can't stand by and watch a good man like him be destroyed by our rigged machines.
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Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2012, 08:44:30 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on November 01, 2012, 08:39:37 PM
I'm sorry everyone!

I was fine with this whole thing until yesterday. After the great leadership that President 0bama showed after the hurricane he has won my vote. I just can't stand by and watch a good man like him be destroyed by our rigged machines.

On second thought, you're right.

I'm going to push the Romney button and vote for Obama, too!!

Thanks freeper!  :)

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Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2012, 08:46:38 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on November 01, 2012, 08:44:30 PM
On second thought, you're right.

I'm going to push the Romney button and vote for Obama, too!!

Thanks freeper!  :)

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I'm glad I'm not the only one moved by President 0bama's stellar performance.
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Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2012, 08:48:11 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on November 01, 2012, 08:39:37 PM
I'm sorry everyone!

I was fine with this whole thing until yesterday. After the great leadership that President 0bama showed after the hurricane he has won my vote. I just can't stand by and watch a good man like him be destroyed by our rigged machines.
A squirrel still needs to pee on your leg,
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Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2012, 08:53:07 PM »
Quote from: Skul on November 01, 2012, 08:48:11 PM
A squirrel still needs to pee on your leg,

Just admit it man, you were moved by 0bama's wonderful performance and you feel guilty that we are trying to steal the election from him. That is why you lashed out at me, you feel guilty.

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Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2012, 11:40:23 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on November 01, 2012, 07:53:36 PM
I see a lot of you goons claiming that RMoney is going to steal the election.

I shall argue that you are right. We have all the machines rigged and ready to go. If you want to outsmart us, vote for Romney on the machine and it will flip as a vote for 0bama. You may ask why we did it this way? I shall tell you. We all know the voters are going to vote for 0bama in droves so what we have cleverly done is switched the votes. That way all the oodles and oodles of votes for 0bama will go to Romney. And the handful of votes that Romney will get go to 0bama. Therefore giving us the election. So don't forget hit the button that says Romney and your vote for 0bama will be counted.

Why am I letting them know this? Some will say I'm a traitor to the rethugs and maybe I am, but I feel so guilty about this whole thing that I just had to whistleblow so maybe 0bama can have a chance.

Was it worth it?   :banghead:

So help me if Sarah Palin sheds one tear over this...
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Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2012, 12:25:06 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on November 01, 2012, 07:53:36 PM
I see a lot of you goons claiming that RMoney is going to steal the election.

I shall argue that you are right. We have all the machines rigged and ready to go. If you want to outsmart us, vote for Romney on the machine and it will flip as a vote for 0bama. You may ask why we did it this way? I shall tell you. We all know the voters are going to vote for 0bama in droves so what we have cleverly done is switched the votes. That way all the oodles and oodles of votes for 0bama will go to Romney. And the handful of votes that Romney will get go to 0bama. Therefore giving us the election. So don't forget hit the button that says Romney and your vote for 0bama will be counted.

Why am I letting them know this? Some will say I'm a traitor to the rethugs and maybe I am, but I feel so guilty about this whole thing that I just had to whistleblow so maybe 0bama can have a chance.


I'll be cashing my Koch Brother checks............bitches.
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Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2012, 12:38:26 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on November 01, 2012, 08:53:07 PM
Just admit it man, you were moved by 0bama's wonderful performance and you feel guilty that we are trying to steal the election from him. That is why you lashed out at me, you feel guilty.
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Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2012, 12:40:00 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on November 01, 2012, 08:53:07 PM
Just admit it man, you were moved by 0bama's wonderful performance and you feel guilty that we are trying to steal the election from him. That is why you lashed out at me, you feel guilty.




Where, oh where can I pull the lever for Romney and fight this despicable Re- THUG-liKKKan trick?
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Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2012, 11:19:11 AM »
Quote from: Jasonw560 on November 01, 2012, 08:25:02 PM
I hope your life insurance is paid up and your beneficiaries noted.



Haven't you read the VRWC manual? Life Insurance doesn't pay in cases of "obvious suicide"
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Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2012, 11:22:48 AM »
 er um...a Vince Foster moment.....
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Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2012, 12:35:04 PM »
You know I was about to come kick your mother %#@&ing ass for blowing all this work we put in but you've convinced me. I'm heading out to early vote right now and I'm pushing the Romney button for President Barrack Obama.
I'll vote again for him Tuesday on rethuglican voting day and then on Wednesday during  Democratic Party voting day.

Long live President Obama.
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Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2012, 12:41:56 PM »
Quote from: docstew on November 03, 2012, 11:19:11 AM
Haven't you read the VRWC manual? Life Insurance doesn't pay in cases of "obvious suicide"

Ah, yes....I went back and read that again.

Hey, Freep....what you want on your

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Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2012, 01:32:18 PM »
Quote from: Skul on November 01, 2012, 08:28:22 PM
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Quote from: Skul on November 01, 2012, 08:48:11 PM
A squirrel still needs to pee on your leg,
Quote from: Skul on November 02, 2012, 12:38:26 AM
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Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2012, 08:29:10 PM »
Hey, DUmmies, why would we steal something we could just buy?   Your fears make no sense.

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« Reply #23 on: November 03, 2012, 10:21:15 PM »


"Only now at the end do you understand"." Your feeble skills are no match for the powerr of the Dark side".  "You will pay the price for your lack of vision. "

Your election will be stolen. Lrod Rove has forseen this.
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Re: Announcement for DUmmies.
« Reply #24 on: November 03, 2012, 10:30:08 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on November 03, 2012, 10:21:15 PM


"Only now at the end do you understand"." Your feeble skills are no match for the powerr of the Dark side".  "You will pay the price for your lack of vision. "

Your election will be stolen. Lrod Rove has forseen this.

The Dangler Brigade is hard at work stealing this election for us.  :-)
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