A DEA agent stopped at an old farmer's farm saying, "I need to inspect your farm for illegal drugs."
The farmer said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there…",
The DEA agent exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" He reached into his pocky, removed his badge and shoved it in the farmer's face. "See this damn badge?!? This badge means I'm allowed to go wherever I wish. On any land! No questions asked or answers given! Have I made myself clear?"
The farmer nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, he heard loud screams. He looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life with the old farmer's large bull in hot pursuit. With every step the bull was gaining ground, and it looked likely that the agent would get gored before he reached the safety of the fence. The agent was clearly and completely terrified.
The farmer threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted at the top of his lungs…
"Your badge, show him you damn badge!"
