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Offline Freeper

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GAWD I miss The Top 10 Conservative Idiots!
« on: October 30, 2012, 08:24:22 PM »
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GAWD I miss The Top 10 Conservative Idiots!


 
I used to really look forward to Mondays. The Top 10 and Ironic Times All in one day. What a great way to start the week! Follow that up with This Modern World on Tuesday and you're in reality heaven!

I know EarlG is busy, but there's never been more fertile feeding grounds for something like the Top 10 than there is today with the 2012 elections looming.

If I had Mitt Romney bucks, I'd hire Earl to do nothing but write the Top 10! Hell, If I had any dough at all, I would pay him as it's that ****ing good!

Come on EarlG! Got a 2012 Election Edition in ya??

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You know something? I miss it too. Every week I would be sure to check it out, and every week I was hoping that at least once they would have 10 different people, and every week I was disappointed. They would list Bush at least twice and Cheney at least twice every week. You would think the smartest people in the universe could at least come up with 10 different names.

 
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Re: GAWD I miss The Top 10 Conservative Idiots!
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2012, 08:26:44 PM »
How could you miss something that was completely unfunny, boring, and just plain stupid?

Oh... I forgot who I was talking to.
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Re: GAWD I miss The Top 10 Conservative Idiots!
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2012, 08:28:10 PM »
IIRC, they ended it right about the time the magic one moved his shit in. I would guess they'll start up again sometime about Jan. 21st, 2013.
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Re: GAWD I miss The Top 10 Conservative Idiots!
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2012, 08:29:05 PM »
I read their features for about 5 minutes back in the day. Auntie Pinko and the hate mail. It was never any good.

This DUmmie should just look at his facial moles in the mirror and that would be about the same experience.
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Re: GAWD I miss The Top 10 Conservative Idiots!
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2012, 08:30:41 PM »
Quote from: shoes off the couch on October 30, 2012, 08:28:10 PM
IIRC, they ended it right about the time the magic one moved his shit in. I would guess they'll start up again sometime about Jan. 21st, 2013.

No, I believe it ended sometime in Bush's second term. I think they got tired of posting the same names over and over again.

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Re: Re: Re: GAWD I miss The Top 10 Conservative Idiots!
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2012, 08:55:23 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on October 30, 2012, 08:30:41 PM
No, I believe it ended sometime in Bush's second term. I think they got tired of posting the same names over and over again.

Yeah, because it would be George Bush listed five times with an occasional Cheney, Rove or Rumsfeld mixed in.
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Re: GAWD I miss The Top 10 Conservative Idiots!
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2012, 09:10:52 PM »
Quote from: shoes off the couch on October 30, 2012, 08:28:10 PM
IIRC, they ended it right about the time the magic one moved his shit in. I would guess they'll start up again sometime about Jan. 21st, 2013.

I was figgerin' the 7th of Nov.!

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Re: GAWD I miss The Top 10 Conservative Idiots!
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2012, 09:21:24 PM »
Lord Marblehead, EarlG, has about as much a sense of humor as Attila the Hun did.

I read many of them, never read one that wasn't anything more than stupid childish name-calling.

My fellow alum Skins substituted for Lord Marblehead a couple of times, and believe it or not was funnier.
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Re: GAWD I miss The Top 10 Conservative Idiots!
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2012, 09:34:00 PM »
I wish that skimmer would start back up the incoming hate letters feature.  I loved reading what outsiders thought of the DUmp. It made me realize that we are not alone in our feelings of disgust for the primitives. Their insanity is known far and wide.
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Re: GAWD I miss The Top 10 Conservative Idiots!
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2012, 10:08:32 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on October 30, 2012, 09:10:52 PM
I was figgerin' the 7th of Nov.!



Not going to happen.  They will still be on suicide watch.  I really want to take PTO on November 7, but taking a Wednesday off to go back to work Thursday & Friday is SO LAME!
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Re: GAWD I miss The Top 10 Conservative Idiots!
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2012, 10:11:27 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on October 30, 2012, 10:08:32 PM
Not going to happen.  They will still be on suicide watch.  I really want to take PTO on November 7, but taking a Wednesday off to go back to work Thursday & Friday is SO LAME!

Much as I want to take time off to watch the hilarity ensue, my anniversary's on the 9th, and that's just a wee bit more important to me.
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Re: GAWD I miss The Top 10 Conservative Idiots!
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2012, 11:41:54 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 30, 2012, 09:21:24 PM
My fellow alum Skins substituted for Lord Marblehead a couple of times, and believe it or not was funnier.

Skimmer should hire Pitt for this feature.

When the Pittster's drunk he's a great wit.

It would be his first paying gig.
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Re: Re: GAWD I miss The Top 10 Conservative Idiots!
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2012, 12:01:26 AM »
BobbyBoner probably misses having the clap too.
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Re: GAWD I miss The Top 10 Conservative Idiots!
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2012, 03:02:59 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on October 30, 2012, 08:30:41 PM
No, I believe it ended sometime in Bush's second term. I think they got tired of posting the same names over and over again.


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Re: GAWD I miss The Top 10 Conservative Idiots!
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2012, 08:46:57 AM »
Earl still puts out the hate mail.  I forget which day, though.  Then they all vote for their favorite.  He puts it in GD.

That top 10 list sounds dumb.  Just repeating George W. Bush 10 times?  Bobbyboring is easily amused. 
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Re: GAWD I miss The Top 10 Conservative Idiots!
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2012, 11:47:44 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 30, 2012, 11:41:54 PM
Skimmer should hire Pitt for this feature.

When the Pittster's drunk he's a great wit.

It would be his first paying gig.
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Re: GAWD I miss The Top 10 Conservative Idiots!
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2012, 11:56:56 AM »
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Some of his good stuff!

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Where. He. Uses. A. Period. After. Each. Word.

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