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Offline Gina

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What gift do you get for a conservative woman?
« on: October 29, 2012, 01:49:36 PM »
I am sooooooooooo getting these for you girls!



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Re: What gift do you get for a conservative woman?
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2012, 01:50:48 PM »
That's so ghetto.
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Re: What gift do you get for a conservative woman?
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2012, 02:15:42 PM »
So much for the liberal creed of eschewing ostentatious displays of idle wealth.

Does this mean it's now OK for Romney to have a car elevator?
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Re: What gift do you get for a conservative woman?
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2012, 02:34:30 PM »




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Re: What gift do you get for a conservative woman?
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2012, 02:49:52 PM »
$3000 of birth control? BOGO on abortion coupons?
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Re: What gift do you get for a conservative woman?
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2012, 03:49:23 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on October 29, 2012, 02:49:52 PM
$3000 of birth control? BOGO on abortion coupons?

You can give out pearl necklaces for a fraction of the price.
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Re: What gift do you get for a conservative woman?
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2012, 04:50:07 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on October 29, 2012, 03:49:23 PM
You can give out pearl necklaces for a fraction of the price.

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Re: What gift do you get for a conservative woman?
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2012, 09:25:38 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on October 29, 2012, 03:49:23 PM
You can give out pearl necklaces for a fraction of the price.

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Re: What gift do you get for a conservative woman?
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2012, 10:44:05 AM »
Quote from: Gina on October 30, 2012, 09:25:38 AM
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Gina Hubby bought me a very expensive pearl necklace many years ago.  It was to go with engagement ring and matching earrings.

Nothing political about this, he wanted me to have something symbolic from him as he came from the sea as did the pearls.  He was on a Sub and when away wanted me to remember him and understand that I was his wife but his mistress was the sea.   Very romantic , back then, kept me home waiting for him.

That hubby has been long gone due to death, but at times I will put on the necklace to remember the good times. The rush of emotions, the tears of watching him depart and the joy of meeting him on the dock when he arrived safe and sound.

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Re: What gift do you get for a conservative woman?
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2012, 10:58:25 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on October 30, 2012, 10:44:05 AM
Gina Hubby bought me a very expensive pearl necklace many years ago.  It was to go with engagement ring and matching earrings.

Nothing political about this, he wanted me to have something symbolic from him as he came from the sea as did the pearls.  He was on a Sub and when away wanted me to remember him and understand that I was his wife but his mistress was the sea.   Very romantic , back then, kept me home waiting for him.

That hubby has been long gone due to death, but at times I will put on the necklace to remember the good times. The rush of emotions, the tears of watching him depart and the joy of meeting him on the dock when he arrived safe and sound.




Vesta...I don't think Gina was referring to a strand of pearls to wear around her neck....   :whistling:


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Re: What gift do you get for a conservative woman?
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2012, 11:07:50 AM »
Quote from: debk on October 30, 2012, 10:58:25 AM

Vesta...I don't think Gina was referring to a strand of pearls to wear around her neck....   :whistling:


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Right, I like mine to wash off  :p
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Re: What gift do you get for a conservative woman?
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2012, 11:53:49 AM »
Quote from: Gina on October 30, 2012, 11:07:50 AM
Right, I like mine to wash off  :p

Oh for the love of Pete, I know what you are talking about.     Question, is it possible to get a male to lay down stone cold sober and introduce him to the Pearl Jam fun and games ????   

I tell you drunk or sober were some male try to get me to try this I would grab the alarm clock, a lamp or the phone and beat him  him off,     Every where where signs -------Exit only, or open for business.

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Re: What gift do you get for a conservative woman?
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2012, 11:54:34 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on October 30, 2012, 11:53:49 AM
Oh for the love of Pete, I know what you are talking about.     Question, is it possible to get a male to lay down stone cold sober and introduce him to the Pearl Jam fun and games ????   

I tell you drunk or sober were some male try to get me to try this I would grab the alarm clock, a lamp or the phone and beat him  him off,     Every where where signs -------Exit only, or open for business.



YOU ARE SO ON CRACK.
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Re: What gift do you get for a conservative woman?
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2012, 12:01:00 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on October 30, 2012, 11:53:49 AM
Oh for the love of Pete, I know what you are talking about.     Question, is it possible to get a male to lay down stone cold sober and introduce him to the Pearl Jam fun and games ????   

I tell you drunk or sober were some male try to get me to try this I would grab the alarm clock, a lamp or the phone and beat him  him off,     Every where where signs -------Exit only, or open for business.



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Re: What gift do you get for a conservative woman?
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2012, 12:48:38 PM »
Quote from: Gina on October 30, 2012, 11:54:34 AM
YOU ARE SO ON CRACK.

Come on Gina, there is a time and a place for everything.    When the time and place get confused, that is the time for some nasty stuff to happen.    You know the police and swat teams, the weeks in the ER because one had no idea what they were walking into.

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Re: What gift do you get for a conservative woman?
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2012, 02:12:48 PM »
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Re: What gift do you get for a conservative woman?
« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2012, 02:27:01 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on October 30, 2012, 02:12:48 PM
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I really see vesta buying one of these by mistake and putting it on her bookshelf as a conversation piece.
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Re: What gift do you get for a conservative woman?
« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2012, 02:33:37 PM »
Quote from: Gina on October 30, 2012, 02:27:01 PM
I really see vesta buying one of these by mistake and putting it on her bookshelf as a conversation piece.
:rofl: :rotf:

Or watering it and wondering why it dorsn't grow green hair....
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Re: What gift do you get for a conservative woman?
« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2012, 04:13:02 PM »
Quote from: Jasonw560 on October 30, 2012, 02:33:37 PM
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Or watering it and wondering why it dorsn't grow green hair....


It might.     :panic:
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Re: What gift do you get for a conservative woman?
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2012, 03:46:24 AM »
Quote from: Gina on October 30, 2012, 02:27:01 PM
I really see vesta buying one of these by mistake and putting it on her bookshelf as a conversation piece.

GINA, who told you that ?????    That is a lie I tell you, and besides that was 20+ years ago.
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Re: What gift do you get for a conservative woman?
« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2012, 08:24:48 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on October 31, 2012, 03:46:24 AM
GINA, who told you that ?????    That is a lie I tell you, and besides that was 20+ years ago.

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:hi5: given, ma'am.
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Re: What gift do you get for a conservative woman?
« Reply #21 on: November 01, 2012, 11:16:37 AM »
half of this thread, I'm clueless about . . . the other half? Not so much!  :naughty:  :wink:
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