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primitive inventory
« on: October 28, 2012, 08:04:09 PM »
What with some sort of big rain coming to the northeastern states, probably the primitives, being cruder in intellectual development, are running around like a bunch of chickens with their heads cut off.

It'd be a good idea the next few days to look out for campfires on Skins's island by primitives getting wet; one recalls the account of the sparkling old dude last summer during that hurricane to be highly entertaining; where he lost his electrical power and the neighbors wouldn't loan him their already-in-use generators, and his papier-mache trophy wife was getting hysterical, compelling the sparkling old dude to care for her every whim, lest she stop loving him.

There's lots and lots of primitives in the affected area.

The ones that come immediately to mind are the sparkling old dude in an affluent suburb of Baltimore, Atman in eastern Connecticut, and the Bostonian Drunkard in Boston.

There's of course a lot more, and if one thinks of others, please comment.

I'm sure many of them are going to be a gold-mine of amusement as they attempt to describe their travails.

It should be a good momentary diversion from the blah-blah-blah political "news" usually on Skins's island.
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Re: primitive inventory
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2012, 08:20:55 PM »
Any of the primitives in and around NYC and Philly are going to get pounded.  NYC would include several (the little, fat lesbo Indian comes to mind) and Philly has the fake dentist among others.

As for Western NC where I live, already reports of 1" of snow about 70 miles West of where I live up near the Smokey Mountain National Park.  At my house, probably getting sustained 25-30 mph winds with occasional rain.  Tuesday in my area could get interesting.

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Re: primitive inventory
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2012, 08:22:43 PM »
My favorite is the primitive that wanted to know if he/she/whatever, needed to evacuate Dayton, Ohio.  :rotf:
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Re: primitive inventory
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2012, 08:24:59 PM »
Quote from: Skul on October 28, 2012, 08:22:43 PM
My favorite is the primitive that wanted to know if he/she/whatever, needed to evacuate Dayton, Ohio.  :rotf:

That was the The1onein primitive, who the other primitives are trying to get thrown off of Skins's island because ostensibly she's pro-life.  There's a meta thread about her here in the DUmpster, and since then there's been many more interesting primitive comments at that hidden campfire.

I'll get around to posting those, probably tomorrow.
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Re: primitive inventory
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2012, 08:31:11 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on October 28, 2012, 08:20:55 PM
As for Western NC where I live, already reports of 1" of snow about 70 miles West of where I live up near the Smokey Mountain National Park.  At my house, probably getting sustained 25-30 mph winds with occasional rain.  Tuesday in my area could get interesting.

Wow.  I thought you were too far inland down there to be much affected.

At the moment, I'm deeply concerned for JohnnyReb and Conservative_Mobster, who live on or near the coast of South Carolina.

BadCat, in eastern North Carolina, can take ample care of himself and his.

I'm still pissed that the malarial primitive, the "malaise" primitive way down in Jamaica wasn't one of the fatalities there.  It would've been a great improvement to the Human Condition if she had been.
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Re: primitive inventory
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2012, 08:31:21 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 28, 2012, 08:24:59 PM
That was the The1onein primitive, who the other primitives are trying to get thrown off of Skins's island because ostensibly she's pro-life.  There's a meta thread about her here in the DUmpster, and since then there's been many more interesting primitive comments at that hidden campfire.

I'll get around to posting those, probably tomorrow.
Haven't lurked the meta, in a while.
May do so tomorrow.
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Re: primitive inventory
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2012, 08:34:14 PM »
Quote from: Skul on October 28, 2012, 08:31:21 PM
Haven't lurked the meta, in a while.
May do so tomorrow.

The thread to which I refer is this one:

"primitives demand mausoleuming the The1onein primitive for being pro-life"

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,80013.0.html
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Re: primitive inventory
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2012, 08:42:58 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 28, 2012, 08:31:11 PM
Wow.  I thought you were too far inland down there to be much affected.

Yeah, I'm sure you and others have noticed this storm is huge.  The issue here Tuesday will be if we get snow (forecast says up to 2"-4", but I'm expecting if we get any maybe a trace) that it will be heavy wet snow and we're expected to get winds gusting 50-60 mph, so we're looking at downed trees, powerlines, etc...

Unlike the primitives, I'm alreadys ready for what comes our way.  But still, I'd rather avoid getting much of anything at all.

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Re: primitive inventory
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2012, 08:43:44 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 28, 2012, 08:34:14 PM
The thread to which I refer is this one:

"primitives demand mausoleuming the The1onein primitive for being pro-life"

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,80013.0.html
Aha, so that was who they were referring to. Didn't pick up on it.
Best part of that thread...
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61. Donating member of the Cave?

Sure looks that way..

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62. Yup

And, her real name (which she posted in that thread) hits on lots of RW/anti choice blogs.

The Cave thing is... interesting.

So is the timing of all of this imo. Right before the election.
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Re: primitive inventory
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2012, 08:43:55 PM »
Quote from: Skul on October 28, 2012, 08:22:43 PM
My favorite is the primitive that wanted to know if he/she/whatever, needed to evacuate Dayton, Ohio.  :rotf:

Unless Barack Milhous is going to personally fly Air Force One in to rescue the primitives, the northeastern primitives are history.

One can wish, after all.
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Re: primitive inventory
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2012, 09:04:14 PM »
For us here, it is a matter of 'wait and see' - Even though I'm only a mile or so away from Buzzards Bay, and beyond that, the Atlantic Ocean, I usually get through these things unscathed. 
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Re: primitive inventory
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2012, 09:12:10 PM »
I hope at least some of the DUmbasses are affected severely by the storm.

Yesterday, in Ohio, there were dozens, maybe hundreds, of those hydraulic bucket trucks motoring north on I-71 in convoys, toward the democrat shithole states in the northeast. Never seen anything like it. I suppose they're intended to work on downed power lines or trees.

I'm sure we'll hear lots of DUmpmonkey whining in the next few days.
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Re: primitive inventory
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2012, 09:29:19 PM »
Melanie (The1onein) is in Texas. When her Nephew got killed in Iraq, she raised such a fuss that the family didn't want her at the funeral.

As to the coming disaster to the NE region, let's all keep Underground Panther in our prayers.  :tongue:
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Re: primitive inventory
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2012, 09:32:23 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on October 28, 2012, 09:29:19 PM
As to the coming disaster to the NE region, let's all keep Underground Panther in out prayers.  :tongue:

The The1onein primitive was actually up in Ohio, though, in a recreational vehicle, I assume to help out Buckeye Democrats in trying to steal that state.  Some volunteer "election work" perhaps.

As for the subway cat, I forgot about her.  But I hope the hurricane doesn't.
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Re: primitive inventory
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2012, 09:34:51 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 28, 2012, 09:32:23 PM
The The1onein primitive was actually up in Ohio, though, in a recreational vehicle, I assume to help out Buckeye Democrats in trying to steal that state.  Some volunteer "election work" perhaps.

As for the subway cat, I forgot about her.  But I hope the hurricane doesn't.

I missed that.

She could be marrying a death row convict. She's the type.
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Re: primitive inventory
« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2012, 09:56:52 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 28, 2012, 08:43:55 PM
Unless Barack Milhous is going to personally fly Air Force One in to rescue the primitives, the northeastern primitives are history.

One can wish, after all.

I'm watching for the last minute campaign commercial...

Ominous music. B roll of the storm. Hurricane winds lash houses and snap trees. Lowlands are flooding along the coast.

Voice over: "When disaster strikes, who will save you?"

An orange and white HH-60 flies into the picture at low level. The aircraft is marked "US Coast Guard". The helicopter flares, and circles 100 feet above a small house. A boy sits on the roof, holding a teddy bear. A puppy is sitting beside him, whimpering. The boy is crying.

Familiar voice over the intercom: "Romeo on a rooftop, four o'clock". An unfamiliar voice replies, "Negative, it's too hairy down there"

First voice: "Get me in there, damn it."  After a second of silence, the second voice says, "Roger. Moving in."

The helicopter lowers to 50 feet and hovers. The side hatch slides open. A rescue hoist lowers a man in an orange flightsuit to the roof.



The boy runs to the rescuer, who lifts the visor on his flight helmet. The rescuer is Barack Milhouse Obama. The boy buries his face in Obama's chest. Heartwarming orchestra music.

Over the intercom, Obama calls to the crewchief, "Hoist away." The orange-clad figure and the boy are raised into the helicopter. On closeup, we see the puppy's head peeking out of Obama's flightsuit. The helicopter climbs and banks. Obama voice on the radio: "Coast Guard One to base. En route with one Romeo." Music crescendos.

Voice over: "Osama Bin Laden is dead, and this little boy is alive. Obama 2012"

Obama voice over: "I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this message."
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Re: primitive inventory
« Reply #16 on: October 29, 2012, 12:31:14 AM »
It's near the end/beginning of the month, there will be hell to pay if any of the DUchebags don't get their welfare checks on time.
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Re: primitive inventory
« Reply #17 on: October 29, 2012, 03:44:49 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 28, 2012, 08:31:11 PM
Wow.  I thought you were too far inland down there to be much affected.

At the moment, I'm deeply concerned for JohnnyReb and Conservative_Mobster, who live on or near the coast of South Carolina.

BadCat, in eastern North Carolina, can take ample care of himself and his.

I'm still pissed that the malarial primitive, the "malaise" primitive way down in Jamaica wasn't one of the fatalities there.  It would've been a great improvement to the Human Condition if she had been.

I'm a 120 miles inland as the crow flies.....which is usually enough to protect me from the really bad stuff ...but wasn't during hurricane Hugo.
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Re: primitive inventory
« Reply #18 on: October 29, 2012, 04:26:34 AM »
Because my wife and I have been storing away canned stuff for the last few months/a couple of years (we rotate it and eat well, which means that I have to get a Bowflex or similar thing, soon), we really didn't have to get much--even with the fact that we're moving soon.  I guess that being a Dragoon (Toujours Pret), and having that motto instilled in me, helps . . .
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