TROLL PSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Revolution]

Ecumenist (5,550 posts)

{{{{{{BATSHIT CRAZY TROLL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT}}}}}}}

 Based on my Observations over the last week, (an increasingly large right wing troll invasions), I though it was only the milk of human kindness to repost this PSA for folks that obviously got lost, iIF YOU CAN, PLEASE READ C.A.R.E.F.U.L.L.Y, (Or have some lefist commie democrat read it for you, because we "GODLESS" left wing types, done subscirbe to yout education is BLASPHEMY):
 
Hey to the TROLLS who have found themselves here on DU, You made the wrong LEFT turn...
 Here, let me help you-turn around and get BACK on True Democracy Hwy for 100 miles. When you come to EXIT ONE PERCENT, get off on the Jackass Blvd off ramp. At the light, turn right on JACKASS Blvd. Now, it's a one way street, with the traffic going east but don't pay attention to that. The folks who designed and engineered the roads are members of 47% parasites group. To people like you, they don't matter and neither does the world they live in, (even though you're about 28% of that 47%). Turn WEST, ducking and dodging traffic for 47 miles.
 
IF YOU SURVIVE, make a right turn onto CRAZY-AS-HELL ROAD. Keep going until you come to the BATSHIT CRAZY TOWNSHIP city limits. To make sure you're in the right place, look for two landmarks: a HUGE, bronze PEANUT with large feathered WINGs on the RIGHT side of the street and a BIG ASS gold plated ELEPHANT wrapped in an AMERICAN FLAG, sitting on a pile of babies & women, the elderly, the disabled & working class people, holding a bag of money in his trunk & a diamond encrusted platinum cross it's teeth- right across the street.
 
Take the first right, (a south turn)onto the street, which is WTF DRIVE. Go down to the first light. 200 feet across that intersection on the right hand side is a private road. It's a gated Road and you are required to take an oath of loyalty,(...and have a quick lobotomy. don't worry, you won't miss what you don't use) but then you're set.
 
Once you get through the gates,(recovery room), you need to continue south for about .1 of a mile. Hang a right at the AYN RAND TEMPLE & COUNTRY CLUB. At this point, you'll be on VOODOO ECONOMICS DRIVE and heading east. Drive on for 2/10 of a mile. You should come to a LARGE RED building, surrounded by hoards of patie-er, um I mean "mentally fragile"people. Turn onto the goldbricked CLUSTER**** DRIVE, past the founder's Statue, (RimJob).
 Congratulations! You have arrived at the place you belong...FREE REPUBLIC AKA The ASYLUM... 515O CLUSTER**** DRIVE. Don't forget to grab your "candy"! SEE? I fixed it for ya!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021653556

I feel jipped. CC wasn't even mentioned in her gigant cluster**** of a rant.

And they say WE'Re batshit crazy...

Pathwalker (5,266 posts)

2. you realize you ****ed up the page with this, don't you?

so many of your little squiggles...

A DUmmie? **** something up? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Note: A DUmmie could **** up a free lunch.

Ecumenist (5,550 posts)

7. Not that it really means so much to me but it was meant to get the attention of the dimwitted

I saw that it didn't resolve well and I had already corrected it before I saw your snark....

[Big Dog]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021653556

[jukin]

PSA for lurking DUchebags, It's down the lane, not across the road.

http://www.unskewedpolls.com/unskewed_projection_2012%20president_02.cfm

[ChuckJ]

Based on my Observations over the last week, (an increasingly large right wing troll invasions), I though it was only the milk of human kindness to repost this PSA for folks that obviously got lost, iIF YOU CAN, PLEASE READ C.A.R.E.F.U.L.L.Y, (Or have some lefist commie democrat read it for you, because we "GODLESS" left wing types, done subscirbe to yout education is BLASPHEMY):

I wonder if the educated Democrat read the above before he/she/it post it?

[Ogre]

You know, the primitives are starting to panic. 

They are starting to fire wildly in random directions and still haven't hit sh^t.

It is going to be a wild race to the finish for the DOTY awards after Romney wins.

To paraphrase a good movie line "I love the smell of burnt DUmmie in the morning, it smells like....... victory." 

[98ZJUSMC]

PSA for lurking DUchebags, It's down the lane, not across the road.

http://www.unskewedpolls.com/unskewed_projection_2012%20president_02.cfm

I try not to get overly optimistic, but man that map gives me a schadenboner.

[docstew]

PSA for lurking DUchebags, It's down the lane, not across the road.

http://www.unskewedpolls.com/unskewed_projection_2012%20president_02.cfm

That's a little over optimistic. Romney is not going to win OR, among others.

[USA4ME]

Ecumenist

... it was meant to get the attention of the dimwitted

In that case, putting it where the primitives on Skin's island could read it was the correct move.

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[dandi]

By trolls of course he means everyone who posted a gain in the polls by Romney or any tiny bit of bad news for the Obama campaign. This is no time for reality at The Hive. All negativethink must be purged.

[Revolution]

Which, they will. I'm extremely optimistic. So optimistic I think, that I want to post an Election Night thread in this here forum, and get it stickied. Maybe too optimistic.

I still is too early. I feel it though. Like a DUmmie being high, and pissing itself in jubilation at the magnificent trip. I feel it.

[franksolich]

Which, they will. I'm extremely optimistic. So optimistic I think, that I want to post an Election Night thread in this here forum, and get it stickied. Maybe too optimistic.

I still is too early. I feel it though. Like a DUmmie being high, and pissing itself in jubilation at the magnificent trip. I feel it.

Reservations being accepted for official "live threads" election night in various of the forums, such as Election 2012, Politics, the Lounge, Rants and Raves (a forum not open to lurking primitives)--best not to disturb Latest Breaking News, though--General Discussion, and here in the DUmpster.  There's probably going to be peak traffic after 7:00 p.m. central time election night, and it'll be chaotic, but manageable.

It'll probably be our busiest four hours ever, and of course the pace will diminish only after several days.

Each official thread should have a particular, specific focus--such as for the DUmpster, the primitive reaction, or for the Lounge, the light-hearted stuff, or for Rants and Raves, how one really feels, and so on.  Maybe the twitter reactions in the Politics forum?  I dunno.

But to get a live thread "stickied," the person posting it has to hang around to keep it moving along.  One shouldn't just post a "live" thread and then be absent when the action's going on. 

[Revolution]

That's why I figured "way too soon." It's mostly excitement...extreme excitement talking. I'll most likely remember late on the 5th what my idea was.

[98ZJUSMC]

That's a little over optimistic. Romney is not going to win OR, among others.

Perhaps not, but give this a gander:

Hoffman Research Oregon Poll

D+8 weighted.  O 47% - R 42% 

Early voting is tied at 47%.

High % of Independents and breaking for Romney almost 2-1.  Undecideds at 12%.  Keep in mind undecideds break almost always for the challenger.

Something to consider.

[jukin]

Oregon: 52-46 Romney -- major surprise

[JohnnyReb]

Here DUmmies, let me help you-turn around and get BACK on True Democracy communist Hwy for 100 miles. ...take the first left turn onto a deadend street that you come to.....it's where all your policies lead.

[BlueStateSaint]

High % of Independents and breaking for Romney almost 2-1.  Undecideds at 12%.  Keep in mind undecideds break almost always for the challenger.

At least 2 to 1.