LOl..found out how chimp spends his time nowadays...

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rainbow4321 (9,050 posts)

LOl..found out how chimp spends his time nowadays...


 
Someone I know works for AFLAC (you know...that duck commmerical insurance)..and at their conference in Las Vegas last week guess who their guest speaker was...chimp!
He had a sit down with the prez of AFLAC in front of an audience. He talked about his post-prez days, how he misses being pampered, not having people waiting on him hand and foot (gasp..he has to WALK HIS DOG and do dishes).

The audience was forbidden from taking any pictures during the hour long sit down.

Apparently, the company owner has some connection to chimp and pickles because at their conference LAST year, pickles was the guest.

So this is how far he has fallen..from being Prez to insurance conferences. During an election year when you would THINK that his time would be filled going around stumping for the current repuke candidate!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021648720

Guitarzz (86 posts)
1. I Think The Repugs Are As Ashamed Of The Smirking Chimp As The Rest Of America Is

The only people ashamed of President Bush are you DUmpmonkeys, decent civilized people know that he is a good man and we admire his grace and class. He may not have been the perfect president, but compared to the clown we have now he was a wonderful president.

[ChuckJ]

After seeing the title and considering their innate racism, I thought they were talking about Bambam.

[Vagabond]

George Bush is a very personable guy in person.

He certainly never asked the father of a dead American if his son always had balls as big as cue balls.

[Undies]

DUmbasses, AFLAC is a HUGE (evil) corporation that paid a king's ransom for the privilege and the honor to be in Chimpy McCokespoon's presence and to hear him speak.  

Choke on that thought, you pitiful waste of skin.  

[Jasonw560]

Oh, you Democrat who posts at DemocraticUnderground.com, did you ever think that maybe he was being facetious? He does have a sense of humor, you know.

From what I understand, he refuses to make political statements about Obama out of respect for the office of POTUS, maybe not the man in it, but for the office. That's class.

[franksolich]

From what I understand, he refuses to make political statements about Obama out of respect for the office of POTUS, maybe not the man in it, but for the office. That's class.

The primitives don't know shit about respect and decorum.

It used to be that former presidents refrained from criticizing those who came after them and to some extent also only rarely campaigned on behalf of others of their political party seeking office.

It ain't been that way since 1981, when Jimmy Carter started running around shooting off his mouth.

The two Bushes have been commendable exemplars of courtesy.

[DLR Pyro]

DUmbasses, AFLAC is a HUGE (evil) corporation that paid a king's ransom for the privilege and the honor to be in Chimpy McCokespoon's presence and to hear him speak.  

Choke on that thought, you pitiful waste of skin.  

chimpy probably pocketed more coin on that one AFLAC gig than most DUmmies make in a lifetime.

[Evil_Conservative]

Who the hell is pickles?

[Undies]

Who the hell is pickles?

Fiona "Pickles" Conway Sorrell (Barbara Perry/Joan Shawlee) – Buddy's slightly nutty wife. She becomes an off-screen character after season two.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dick_Van_Dyke_Show

[Jasonw560]

Who the hell is pickles?

My guess is Laura, one of the classiest first ladies in my lifetime.

[Chris_]

Guitarzz (86 posts)
1. I Think The Repugs Are As Ashamed Of The Smirking Chimp As The Rest Of America Is

Yeah, I don't like Barack Obama either.

[txradioguy]

Chimp?  Pickles?

That's how the characterize the Bush's and then have the unmitigated gall to cry about how ugly and nasty Conservatives are?

Face it you hateful little goons...the mud on the bottom of W's running shoe has more class than you do.

[JohnnyReb]

Chimp?  Pickles?

That's how the characterize the Bush's and then have the unmitigated gall to cry about how ugly and nasty Conservatives are?

Face it you hateful little goons...the mud on the bottom of W's running shoe has more class than you do.

Being the so called southern redneck racist that I am, I can think of some good names to call that........uh.....you know, the one in the whitehouse right now....

[Randy]

After seeing the title and considering their innate racism, I thought they were talking about Bambam.

+1 me too

[diesel driver]

So, since GWB spoke at the AFLAC convention, does this mean DUmbies will be boycotting AFLAC?

I'm waiting for the day they start boycotting the air because Republicans also breathe it.   

THAT will be a wonderful day!   

[movie buff]

So, it's ok for them to call Bush "Chimp," yet saying anything remotely insulting about Obama (Especially calling him the same name) is automatically seen by them as both racist and disrespectful to the office of POTUS?

"He talked about his post-prez days, how he misses being pampered, not having people waiting on him hand and foot (gasp..he has to WALK HIS DOG and do dishes)."

If so, that's probably nothing compared to the complaining that the Obamas will do after they leave the White House and can't treat its employees like slaves anymore. God, it must be a nightmare working for them, especially Moo- chelle. Then, of course, will be their howling about how they have to pay for their own vacations now.

[98ZJUSMC]

He had a sit down with the prez of AFLAC in front of an audience. He talked about his post-prez days, how he misses being pampered, not having people waiting on him hand and foot (gasp..he has to WALK HIS DOG and do dishes).  

What a pant load.

Lying       ards

[txradioguy]

Who the hell is pickles?

Laura Bush...it's an unflattering nickname they gave her.

It relates to an accident she was involved in when she was a teenager in Midland. The passenger in her car was killed when she ran a stop sign on a dark road.

The DUmmies started the rumor she was drunk..."pickled"...when it happened hence the nickname.

[dandi]

Laura Bush enjoyed immense popularity among the American people during her husband's time in office, even as his approval ran low at times. As late as 2006 she was polling something like 82% favorable ratings. That had to include a lot of Liberals. She was a school teacher for at-risk kids and a former Democrat. She was against overturning Roe v. Wade. She had complimentary things to say about Hillary Clinton during the '08 Presidential primaries. She even defended the First Wookie during the flap over her "first time I've been proud of America" statement.

Yet in all their bitterness and hate, DUmmies still can't find anything to say about her but insults and vitriol, based on nothing more than her being married to GWB. There's no reasoning with people of that mindset.

[DumbAss Tanker]

So giving an informal retrospective on your Presidency to a US insurance gathering based on some social connection is terrible, but taking a million bucks and an undisclosed number of hookers to tell Chinese grocers how to navigate American politics to help themselves out is good?

Ah, the mind of a DUmpmonkey...so much vitriol, so little logic...

[BlueStateSaint]

So giving an informal retrospective on your Presidency to a US insurance gathering based on some social connection is terrible, but taking a million bucks and an undisclosed number of hookers to tell Chinese grocers how to navigate American politics to help themselves out is good?

Ah, the mind of a DUmpmonkey...so much vitriol, so little logic...

Also, so few brain cells . . .

[Duke Nukum]

Haven't there been threads about how they were never disrespectful to Chimpy McBusHitler?

This prim cant even be bothered to capitalize his slurs.