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What this country needs is a good five-cent cigar. There are probably some here who have never heard that maxim.Which reminds me. In elementary school every student used to keep supplies like crayons, scissors, paste, etc., in a cigar box, secured with a big rubber band.I wonder how many of today's sudents have ever seen a cigar box. And a pair of scissors would probably land them in "alternative school".
And when Nixon was elected the slogan was "What this country needs is a good five cent hamburg." So on inaguation day Royal Castle in Miami (a chain similar to White Castle in NY) sold just that. For the math challenged among us that means you could get twenty Royal Castle Burgers for one thin dollar. And I invested that much to my stomach's dismay. It was rumored you could read the Miami Herald through a RC burger but I never tried. I am not sure what their meat consisted so I didn' t eat a the one near Hialaeh although after eating twenty I did feel like I could run four furlongs.
You and me both, brother!Camacho Triple Maduro torpedoPaired with a new bourbon.Toasting victory!
You had the runs four how long.
Camacho Triple Maduro torpedo
When the election is called for President-Elect Romney, I expect the DUmmies to calim a stolen election, but they will also say that Obama did not go far enough left.
Now you are talking. A nice cigar with some great bourbon. All I need now is my smokers jacket... -> http://www.gentlemansemporium.com/store/002902.php?gclid=CPqi1MWxuLMCFdKd4Aod4lYAKA
That looks amazing. I will have to go seek that out. I also love the A Turrent Triple Maduros robusto and toros.
soon as you find your manhood all else falls into place.
If Ft. Hood was "workplace violence," then the Hindenburg was an air show.
I don't know if sand glows in the dark, but we're gonna find out.
That's not a smoking jacket... This is: Field Jacket Liner
I can't see myself wearing that while smoking a cigar
That's because it's missing the helmet and .30 cal door gun.
That does look awesome. Not really a cigar man, but now I want one. I should see if any of the convenience stores around here have nice, thick single cigars--a victory dance for when Obama loses tomorrow night. I would doubt they have any high quality ones though. Probably need to order them through a site or something. The stores around here only have Black & Mild, and such. Which aren't bad, but they're not high quality cigars.
The Triple Maduro makes me lightheaded. It's a hell of a cigar!
The needle on the Silly Meter, is really beginning to fly over there.
Plaid Adder (5,471 posts) It's gonna be busy here on Tuesday. So I'm going to say goodbye to Mitt Romney now.Dear Mitt Romney, Well, it's November 5, and that can only mean that your lifelong quest to become President of the United States will die its death tomorrow night. No, for real. Take my advice and don't try to talk to anyone about starting the war chest for 2016. It's not going to work out any better. You are not going to be President of the United States. Not now, not ever. I know, you really really really wanted it. The thing is, though, really really really wanting something is not enough. You can want shit like crazy, but that doesn't mean you have the power to make it happen. Most of us have already learned this. You've been protected by privilege so long, though, that I suppose you might not have learned it yet. Ah well. You'll have that lesson down by Wednesday. You were a terrible candidate. You were chosen more or less by default from a field crowded with people whose overt radical-right insanity made them nonviable in a general election. The people who chose you didn't really know why you should be POTUS, and you didn't really know either (except see above, re: really really really wanting it). You spent the entire campaign lurching from one position to another, driven by a purely mercenary and cynical hunger for financial and popular support. All politicians are chameleons to some extent; but you really took it to a brand new place. Most lying politicians at least have an ideologically coherent persona that they are trying to use these lies to maintain. You were so eager to tell the magic lie that would put you over the top that you actually destroyed your own ability to make a meaningful statement. About anything. By the end, your language was so completely evacuated of any verifiable content that you might as well just have stopped talking. During the third presidential debate--especially in the last ten minutes--you could have been reciting Vogon poetry and it would have made just about as much sense. At the end of the campaign, here are the only things that the American electorate can say for sure are true about you: 1) You are white. 2) You are rich. 3) You lie. 4) You think 47% of the people in the US should **** off and die. That's not a winning platform in twenty-first century America, Mitt. As far as political theater goes, your campaign had its moments. Clint Eastwood vs. Empty Chair. The "charity" photo-ops staged for you and Ryan. Firing Big Bird. Can You Say That A Little Louder, Candy. Horses and bayonets. Binders full of women. I used to really relish this stuff; it provided so much great fodder for political satire and cultural analysis. But I have a five year old daughter, and I no longer find this bullshit amusing. Because, Mitt, you are also on tape mocking Obama for wanting to "slow the rise of the oceans," and being uproariously applauded for it. I grew up in New York, across the sound from Long Island. Everyone in my immediate family has lived in Manhattan at some point in their adult lives. And to you and all those laughing people, Mitt, I have this to say: **** you. Seriously. If you don't think climate change is a real problem, you have no business being near any elected office in this country. We heard so little about climate change in this election, and there's just no political will in Congress or, really, outside of it to push us toward the massive, foundational, infrastructure-altering changes we'd have to make in our daily lives to slow the rise of the oceans. And you want to make stupid ****ing jokes about it. I love this planet the way it is. I do not think I will love the planet PJ's going to be coping with when she's my age. It seems even too muhc to hope for, some days, that in 38 years most people in this country will still be able to buy food, and there will be a few beautiful things left. So no, I do not think it's hilarious that Obama promised to "slow the rise of the oceans." I only ****ing hope we can still do it. And what keeps the oceans rising? A lot of things; but certainly you are one of them, Mitt, with your whole-souled commitment to the worst kind of chew-it-up-and-shit-it-out capitalism, to a rapacity that strives to convert the whole planet into money, to the cynical gaming of an already corrupt system. Certainly you, Mitt, consumer of companies, hoarder of resources, high priest of unequal distribution. So don't let the superstorm hit you in the ass on your way out. I could talk about what a disaster you are on women's issues; but what's the point? You're done. Get out of the spotlight. Go find George W., wherever the hell the party goons are keeping HIM, and you can lick your wounds together. I'm sorry. I'm being so negative. I should think of something good to say about you. Well, Mitt, there is one thing I will miss about you: link: Without you, Mitt, I probably wouldn't ever have found out about "Gangam Style." And I certainly wouldn't have enjoyed it as much or as often as I have. Goodbye, Mitt. I would like to say it's been nice knowing you. But that would be a lie so big even you wouldn't tell it. The Plaid Adder
scheming daemons (21,049 posts) Here's what people will be saying tomorrow night at about 12:30am"That was a very gracious concession speech by Romney! If THAT Romney had been out the whole campaign, Obama might have lost!"I remember at this time four years ago we were all predicting that McCain would either not concede or be a dick in his concession. But he was very gracious. Willard will be gracious too. Bank on it.
Cali_Democrat (13,077 posts) 1. Willard's an epic assholeI really don't think he'll be gracious at all. In fact, I think he'll try to contest the results. I guess we'll see....
Cha (117,763 posts) 10. It's hard to believe willard could give a speech without InsultingPresident Obama or Anybody!
JI7 (37,437 posts) 6. mccain had already accepted he lost when he did SNLremember the skits ? but as bad as mccain can be i don't think he is on the level of romney and bush. there is a decency in him that shows at certain times which you never get from romney. things like defending the woman who is muslim and works for hillary when people like bachmann were attacking her . that moment with the "he's an arab" woman. but mentally and emotionally i think Romney will be far worse off. because he did feel entitled. mccain didn't feel this way.
amandabeech (7,617 posts) 13. There is a decent, if misguided, soul inside McCain.Remember when his fellow Republicans were insisting that Obama was a gay muslim or some other such ridiculous thing? McCain said, and I believe it was on the floor in the Senate, that Obama was a Christian and a good family man. I don't agree with McCain on many issues, but he isn't a sociopath. There is clearly something wrong with Robmey.
tavalon (24,259 posts) 7. I'm not going to bank on that oneI think he's going to be as much of an ass as he's been throughout with his wife scowling at him because he didn't buy her a queenship,I mean First Lady. She's pissed.
scheming daemons (21,051 posts) Why Romney's event in Pittsburgh means he has lost PA He is taking dozens of his on-the-ground staff away from the GOTV efforts a winning campaign needs and forcing them to man an event for a couple hours. That's a couple hours, in a state that does NOT have early voting at all, where they are abandoning their GOTV effort in Western PA for a few critical hours. If he had a chance in PA, there is NO WAY he would pull such critical resources off the battlefield.
Cali_Democrat (13,077 posts) 1. Barack Hussein's an epic assholeI really don't think he'll be gracious at all. In fact, I think he'll try to contest the results. I guess we'll see....
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Cali_Democrat (13,077 posts) 1. Barry Sotoero's an epic assholeI really don't think he'll be gracious at all. In fact, I think he'll try to contest the results. I guess we'll see....
