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If Ann Coulter became a liberal...

and turned her ugly comments towards the right, would you like her any better?
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OhZone (111 posts)

1. Only if she started to be truth based instead

of being full of shit.

But that won't happen anyway.

Oh well.

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scheming daemons (20,865 posts)

2. She couldn't be a liberal and make those kind of comments. Liberals don't do that.

So your scenario is not possible.

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hifiguy (11,559 posts)

3. No. I'd laugh a little, then be

profoundly embarrassed. Meanness without substance ultimately isn't funny.

So what's it like to walk through life embarrassed all the time, hifi?

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TDale313 (327 posts)

4. If she was still as mean-spirited

Then no, I wouldn't like her any better.

I know very, VERY few liberals who aren't at least a little mean spirited. And the ones that aren't are still youngins.

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radical noodle (111 posts)

5. No

She lies and I don't like people who lie, no matter which side does it.

There's an old saying. "Don't piss down my neck, and tell me it's raining."

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etherealtruth (7,241 posts)

8. Not at all ...

That Coulter creature is a vicious piece of trash. I would not want that kind of behavior associated with my political philosophy.

Occ-u-pie.

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Tigress DEM (6,740 posts)

9. You can't turn shit into a turnip unless you chop it up, mix it and bury it in a turnip patch.

NOT that I'm suggesting anything that brutal for Ann, but the change would be just as radically astonishing.

What in the world...?!  :mental:

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chalky (3,144 posts)

10. No, sorry. I agree with scheming daemons.

We fight hateful, vile and cruel. She is hateful, vile and cruel.
You think it's all about who she calls the R word? No. It's the fact that she used the R word at all.

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Re: If Coulter Were Liberal: Observations & Hilarity From the Primitives
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2012, 06:06:57 AM »
Janeane Garofalo/Sarah Silverman/Whoopie Goldberg/Joy Behar anyone?
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Re: If Coulter Were Liberal: Observations & Hilarity From the Primitives
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2012, 06:28:13 AM »
Janeane Garofalo/Sarah Silverman/Whoopie Goldberg/Joy Behar anyone?
Nah, they can keep them.  :-)

Odd that they all forgot the sarc tag.
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Re: If Coulter Were Liberal: Observations & Hilarity From the Primitives
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2012, 06:37:09 AM »
Yes. Yes. I see. Using the thinking of the DUmmies on this topic a dropped ball falls up and the moon is in the ocean.

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Re: If Coulter Were Liberal: Observations & Hilarity From the Primitives
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2012, 07:18:31 AM »
My nose is running, and my feet smell.

At least in DUmmieland...

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Re: If Coulter Were Liberal: Observations & Hilarity From the Primitives
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2012, 07:56:54 AM »
Damn it.  That thread is begging for a suicide run.
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Re: If Coulter Were Liberal: Observations & Hilarity From the Primitives
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2012, 07:52:42 PM »
DU it!

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If Ft. Hood was "workplace violence," then the Hindenburg was an air show.

Guns do not kill people. Rotting, festering, disgusting, grimy, evil, un-reparable souls kill people.

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