Response to Lionessa (Original post)
Tue Oct 23, 2012, 02:31 PM
Taverner (50,308 posts)
3. California IS the promised land
Our trees grow fruit, there's never a bad weather day, all the women are beautiful, all the men are charming and handsome. Our exits finally have numbers, and our BBQ is better than anything in Texas or North Carolina.
Our beer is better, grass is almost legal, and we put out almost as many rock stars as the UK.

Now I know all the things you've said about this guy are true.
Karlofonia BBQ better than Texas? I will put any of that pig slop you call BBQ up against Kreutz's, Black's, or The Salt Lick any day....and twice on Sundays.
Your vapid "California girls" have NOTHING on smart, beautiful Texas women. (Janine Turner and Angie Harmon are the first two that pop into my mind).
Shiner and Shiner Bock are award winners at the Great American Beer festival year in, and year out.
And we don't have big earthquakes, an overabundance of fog, or Hollyweird.
As for rock stars, if it wasn't for our rock LEGENDS like Buddy Holly and Roy Orbison (and later Janis Joplin), your stars wouldn't be what they are.
And I will give credit where credit is due....Florida has some damn fine citrus.